Snowpacolypse 2021 - Texas Edition

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  1. cutig

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    But he's got huge tires that dont change shit on ice or snow
     
  2. steamengine

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    Equally heroic Joel Osteen is converting some of his money counting machines into thermometers so the homeless can see just how cold they are.
     
  3. bertwing

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    I’ll drive it however I want damnit
     
  4. THF

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    Honest question bc I haven’t noticed but is the metroplex supposed to get ice as well? I heard mostly snow starting tomorrow. We have been lucky to avoid any ice to this point over here. I was thinking of using the jeep only if it’s snow. If it’s ice.... f that.

    That’s only IF I have to get out. Hoping there is no need.
     
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  5. dump

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    There has been ice on my car the past couple of mornings. Luckily the roads I have taken have not been too bad.
     
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  6. ned's head

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    This was enough for me. Fuck driving in this imo

     
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  7. dump

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    thread title checks out

     
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  8. dump

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    the roads aint too bad
     
  9. dump

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  10. Line 4 Guy

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    Stop giving out info of the goat HEB in the state.
     
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  11. dump

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    I SEE THE SUN OUT OMG
     
  12. Line 4 Guy

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    Im at 31. Kinda wanna stay below freezing to keep the streak alive.
     
  13. jokewood

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    might be a little chilly for the next few days, so naturally HEB in Austin this morning looked like a hurricane and/or pandemic was coming
     
  14. Handcuffed

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    this makes you sound like a huge asshole

    there's dangerous weather out and you want poorly paid people to drive your food to you? and if they don't, you don't think you should pay?
     
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  15. dump

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    glad someone said this
     
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  16. ned's head

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    I see some melted ice outside. Accuweather says it's 30, but the nedfeel is about 40
     
  17. texasraider

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    Backyard weather station says the streak will begin anew this evening
     
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  18. Hoss Bonaventure

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    There isn’t a single bit of dangerous weather at all here in Houston. It never got below freezing
     
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  19. The Milkman

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    Why blame this on Hoss. You should probably blame HEB for creating this “dangerous” environment. If there’s a market, you will have participants.
     
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  20. texasraider

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    Aye dios mio
     
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  21. dump

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    I’m glad the temp on valentines day is finally gonna match the temp of my cold, dead heart
     
  22. zachary

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    what makes you think you deserve to get your groceries for free though?
     
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  23. dump

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  24. dump

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  25. dump

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    its nice to see my Canadian twin chime in on this
     
  26. The Banks

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    Very little salt or chemicals? Use sand and gravel like normal DOTs, you 100% have that.

    Like are they incapable of googling how to make roads less slick?
     
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  27. texasraider

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    37 trucks
     
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  28. a.tramp

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    That is plenty for 9,286 square miles. Lazy bastards need to get their shit together.
     
  29. The Banks

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    Not sure what plow trucks have to do with sand and gravel trucks.

    :idk:
     
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  30. dump

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    changed the thread title

     
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  31. texasraider

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    Currently drinking coffee by the fire in a quiet house.

    SIL decided to stay the night which means she’ll be here until Friday. Dump shes single if you want to be my BIL
     
  32. a.tramp

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    Once again, it is a logistics & need issue. North Texas does not have a fleet of sand & gravel trucks large enough to combat events such as this. Why? Because events like this are rare here. There is no other answer than that.

    Dallas averages 1.2” of snowfall a year. How much is that? Well, that is enough to not even stick upon hitting the ground most years due to it most commonly falling when the temps were above freezing directly before & after the event.

    It is a quite simple concept.
     
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  33. dump

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    Do I get a discount on cookies if I join the family?
     
  34. dump

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    Not gonna lie I kinda dig the snow tbqh
     
  35. texasraider

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    yes
     
  36. a.tramp

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    2 weeks since ordering and no cookies, and no email notifications other than they took my money. Thanks for scamming me pal!
     
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  37. dump

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    I got my cookies :smug:
     
  38. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I would have paid for them to be delivered but HEB has amazing customer service. That’s twice now that they have done this. The first time it was because it took so long at pick up. It’s why we always shop there other than the fact it’s the best grocery store ever.
     
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  39. Tiffin

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    quit being such a cunt
     
  40. a.tramp

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    To go further, TexDot has less plows or sand trucks than Minnesota. Even though it has 3x the area to cover as well as 3x the amount of paved surfaces.

    Most of the resources are used to keep highways and bridges clear. Then and only then, do residential streets get attention. And they start with the larger streets.
     
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  41. ono

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    Plow trucks are a socialism and we know Texans hate that. So of course they don't use them
     
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  42. texasraider

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    big cookie with another victim
     
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  43. a.tramp

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    I am trying to find somehow to make this make sense. This is the best I got.

    Texas/DFW investing a shitload in plows and trucks and the ongoing maintenance associated with makes as much sense as KSU men’s basketball building a $500,000,000 facility just to showcase its national championship trophies and scorecards of wins against KU. And keeping it open and staffed round the clock.

    Pretty pointless if you are following along now.
     
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  44. ono

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    Oh I know it doesn't make sense. I just like making fun of Texas when I can.

    We are on day 6 of what looks like 20 straight days of single digits here in KS and it's snowing atm, feeling snarky
     
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  45. a.tramp

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    Yeah, I could tell you were messing. I still used it as an opportunity to illustrate as there does appear to be some northerners that can’t grasp why we don’t simply clean up the streets.
     
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  46. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    20 below out there right now, hasn't been above zero in over a week hope all my tmb brothers down south are ok
     
  47. blotter

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    -35 here hope our Minnesota posters are okay this morning

    *The Banks 1-upping shield deployed*
     
  48. ono

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    So much for Global warming, amirite?
     
  49. texasraider

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