So Tim Tebow got married!

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  1. pearl

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    These responses are killing me :laugh:

     
  2. Vince Benedict

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    Young Timothy continues to show us the power of having Christ on your side.
     
  3. wes tegg

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    Keto friendly wedding cake... what a tool.
     
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  4. ned's head

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  5. Clown Baby

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    “In honor of the groom’s favorite movie, Caddyshack, the wedding cake was crafted out of low-grade dog food...”
     
  6. racer

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    Congrats on the sex and pregnancy.
     
  7. BWC

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  8. devine

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    She is very attractive
     
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  9. devine

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    Where’d you see this
     
  10. TDCD

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    Seems like a nice gesture to me
     
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  11. theriner69er

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    This is the guy who is a devout Christian and was best friends with serial killer Aaron Hernandez, right?
     
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  12. Fusiontegra

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    "best friend" might be a little strong. Not sure they had much, if any, contact once they weren't at UF.

    The Pounceys and B.Spikes, on the other hand...
     
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  13. wes tegg

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    How do you not know who Tim Tebow is?
     
  14. wes tegg

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  15. theriner69er

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    I'm pretty sure they were all good friends. Tebow hosted Hernandez on his visit. They hung out all the time, Tebow was there the night Hernandez punched that bartender in the ear. Tebow convinced Urban to keep Hernandez on the team when urban thought Hernandez was smoking weed all the time and wanted to boot him. Weren't they roommates???
     
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  17. theriner69er

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    :awesomeface:
     
  18. dome foam

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    Congrats Tim!
     
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  19. wes tegg

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    So ... this was just another one of your dumb ass rhetorical questions, right ???
     
  20. theriner69er

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    What part of an FSU fans asking if Tebow is the devout christian who was best friends with serial killer Aaron Hernandez makes you think it was rhetorical?
     
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  21. Fusiontegra

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    Sounds like you're much more familiar with the situation that I am.

    Were you best friends with the serial killer Aaron Hernandez?
     
  22. NYGator

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    He did much better than I expected. She is pretty damn good looking. Miss Universe?

     
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  23. Clown Baby

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    You expected Tebow’s beard to have a frumpy bod?
     
  24. NYGator

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    Face, not bod. I was thinking local girl does good. More Mary Ann than Ginger.
     
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  25. Josey Wales

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    John 3:16
     
  26. theriner69er

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    no. NO! Maybe I just recognize that Tim Tebow is an awful person.

    Tebow is either the worst judge of character of all time, a closeted homo (not that there's anything wrong with it), or a willing participant in Aaron's felonious behavior. Or maybe all 3. The more we learn about what kind of person Aaron Hernandez was, the more you have to wonder how in the world all-american great guy christian Tim Tebow was such good friends with him
     
  27. BWC

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    riner's brain needs to be donated to science
     
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  28. Tobias

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    either that or another one of his classic comedic stylings
     
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  30. TimJimothy

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    well now even Tebow is getting more poon than me :feelsbadman:
     
  31. Upton^2

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  32. NYGator

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    As I understand it, Tebow's relationship with Hernandez was in line with how he conducts himself. He was trying to help a guy steer clear of wrong, but just too naive to understand that Hernandez was well beyond help. Tebow was 18-21 at the time. Easy to imagine at that age not being able to differentiate who I could help and couldn't.

    I am not a Tebow fan, but I do think his intentions were good there and in most cases, but he is naive as fuck and not that bright.
     
  33. theriner69er

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    same old thing, what's new with you?
     
  34. hood b. goode

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    You fukking suck dude
     
  35. Crepeswithasmile

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    The Patriots framed Aaron Hernandez for murder to prevent him from exposing Robert Kraft's involvement in sex trafficking and possibly pedophilia.
     
  36. NWestGator

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    I’ve read a lot of absurd things on this website over the years, this one is up there though.
     
  37. theriner69er

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    clever
     
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  39. Daniel Ocean

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    this seems like an odd thing to be angry about .
     
  40. wes tegg

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    No one is angry about it. We're just mocking him for being such a tool.
     
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  41. Daniel Ocean

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    Not on Keto you don’t
     
  42. Tobias

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    i'm so angry i can't see straight and may admit myself to the emergency room
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

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  44. wes tegg

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  45. Daniel Ocean

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  46. Joe_Pesci

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    I wonder if Percy Harvin gave a speech
     
  47. Wu

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    Was wondering why this thread blew up a bit

    never change, riner
     
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  48. Wu

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    Exactly how I picture him

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  49. Doc Louis

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    Thought it was the better thread icon and title than the other one
     
  50. popnfresh

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    Early candidate for post of the year right here.

    I personally am shocked that Riner asked a leading question he obviously knew the answer to. I'm shocked no one was caught in his intricate web of conversation and argued into submission.