So Tim Tebow got married!

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  1. ned's head

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    I guess I'd do the same if I had twitter before my deflowering

     
  2. Wu

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    him holding a cig would’ve been legendary
     
  3. Imurhuckleberry

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    I'd be worried that his stupid might be infectious and dumbdown the world's greatest researchers in that field. Better to just destroy it with fire I think.
     
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  4. Hank Scorpio

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  5. ned's head

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    These replies, man

     
  6. theriner69er

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    take my picture down, now!
     
  7. Clown Baby

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    Tebow’s been married for like 8 hours and the sex jokes are already played out and migraine inducing
     
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  8. thunderstruck

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    BlazingRebel wouldn’t even have busted after 8 hours.

    Prob would have a migraine though
     
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  9. The Guglia

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    Nice beard, Timbo!
     
  10. Fusiontegra

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    His boy Percy has just the cure for that sort of thing...
     
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  12. TylerDurden

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  13. NineteenNine

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  14. pearl

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  15. Houndster

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    I do not respect this post
     
  16. Redav

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    Didn't see this posted in here...

     
  17. Tiffin

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    What part of that is qanon? I just don't know not saying it isn't.
     
  18. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey is this thing on?
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    [​IMG]
     
  19. ned's head

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    Tbf human trafficking is a real thing, so maybe that isn't qanon related
     
  20. Redav

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    It alleges that a cabal of Satan-worshiping pedophiles is running a global child sex-trafficking ring.

    Tebow has since deleted it. Idk if he accidentally was shouting out qanon or what
     
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  21. Tiffin

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    I guess I'm not seeing that in the picture/caption :idk:

    It wouldn't be surprising for Tebow to go down that road, but to me that comes off as more Jesus-y and less conspiracy.
     
  22. Redav

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    Do people normally post a wall of text regarding sex trafficking, unprovoked on instagram? I don't use the platform
     
  23. ned's head

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    Idk. Fincen just released a big report on it and that wouldn't seem to be their wheelhouse either.

    Tebow is undoubtedly in a cult. I just don't know if that post means anything with respect to the q cult.
     
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  24. Tiffin

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    I mean this is Tebow. He says he's starting some sort of charity/awareness thing. Doesn't come across as conspiracy at all idk.
     
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  25. TylerDurden

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    Passion City Church in Atlanta does a lot of real work on real human trafficking, and has for a long time. They pre-date crazy Q stuff and Tebow has done a lot with that church.

    TBF Tim has done some good here

    the “respect” tweet should be deleted
     
  26. NilesIrish

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    #savethechildren and #saveourchildren are Q tags. They also dabble heavy in the religion shit. If that was unintentional he accidentally nailed Q.
     
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  27. ashy larry

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    that’s my Qb
     
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  28. Redav

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    That's prob why he deleted it. It's still funny that he unintentionally was posting qanon shit
     
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  29. Tiffin

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    Thanks for filling in the blanks, not sure why that was difficult for Redav
     
  30. Redav

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    Wat
     
  31. Tiffin

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    I asked where the q stuff was coming from. I literally said I didn't know. I had no clue they use those tags. Everything else in the post seems pretty innocuous. If you knew you could have filled me in pretty easily.
     
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  32. Iron Mickey

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    despite his absolutely impeccable memory of TMB goings-on, Redav is famously obtuse at times
     
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  34. ashy larry

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    just one man’s opinion but I give this hit 34 respects

     
  35. Iron Mickey

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    lmao the pearl clutching gal in the stands reminds me of just how fucking sanctimonious a lot of UF fans were during that phase

    like his righteous protestant weirdoism had a halo (no pun intended) effect on fans
     
  36. steamengine

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    There are a lot of great people doing the hard work in Atlanta, Houston, and other hubs to fight human trafficking. Moms and weird ex football players posting #saveourchildren on Instagram are not those people.
     
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  37. Doyle McPoyle

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    I use #sellthechildren so people don't accidentally mistake me for a Q conspiracy guy.
     
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  38. ned's head

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    I use #littlekidlover so everyone knows I support the children
     
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  40. CF3234

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    Their program was on par with the 80s Canes during that era and Tebow whitewashed all of it. Their defensive captain stole a car from a tow yard and his only punishment was losing his captaincy for a game.
     
  41. Evil Homer

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    Tony Joiner did nothing wrong
     
  42. mp_22

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    Still don’t believe he waited until marriage especially with all that was thrown at him at Florida
     
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  43. Super Vegeta

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    One of the underrated things about football is watching someone get their brain scrambled and the opposing team getting hyped af
     
  44. Hank Scorpio

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    He was definitely getting his dick sucked in college, unless the sorostitutes I knew who claimed as much were clout chasing liars.
     
  45. Redav

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    Or in the 80s it goes on a highlight tape
     
  46. Hank Scorpio

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    Meyer letting him play the next week against LSU was irresponsible as fuck.
     
  47. War Grundle

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    I mean I wouldn’t expect anything less from Urban. You dint win three titles without being wired that way.
     
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  48. JGator1

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    I mean unless you're coaching at a military academy you sold your soul a long time ago and a large portion of your day is spent lying to 16-18 year olds.