So You Have A Daughter....

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  1. Ray McKigney

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    This is beautiful.
     
  2. Constant

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    No, this is beautiful.
     
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  3. dblplay1212

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    I have to fly back tomorrow :tebow:
     
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  4. gus_chiggins

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    Enjoy it while you can. Wait until she's old enough to talk back and argue. If she's anything like her dad, these things will be a sight to behold
     
  5. bigred77

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    :rolling:
     
  6. Willpépé

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    13 and 15 year old, checking in. Breakdown city, population 1, constantly.
     
  7. tylerdolphin

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    I dont think I could handle two kids that close in age. Good friend of mine has two kids and they are less than 2 years apart and I've seen him and his wife want to go cry in the corner more times than I'd ever care to experience myself.
     
  8. Joe_Pesci

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  9. Willpépé

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    Growing up they kept themselves occupied a lot, wasn’t really an issue. Now they have to be focused otherwise it’s the worst roast session you’ll ever hear in your life.
     
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  10. ned's head

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    Dad if you take out math, english, and science, I've pretty much done all of my homework
     
  11. bertwing

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    :ded:
     
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  12. dblplay1212

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    I'm sure she'll make up stuff I never said, too.
     
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  13. nolecpa

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    Have a four and a half year old daughter. The other night she announced to me, “I hope I have big boobs when I grow up!” FML
     
  14. ned's head

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    Did you reassure her that even if nature doesn't oblige, there will be a nice man out there that will?
     
  15. nolecpa

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    :killme:
     
  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    AND THE CAT'S IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER SPOON
     
  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Sittin around with the month old daughter (first) asleep on me and a buddy who got too drunk tripped and almost fell right on her. Never been so close to killing a man. That's new.
     
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  18. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    The harmless geeks of 2019 are the incels of 2028.
     
  19. thunderstruck

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    My wife stayed home with our son(14 months) who is mildly sick while I took our daughter(almost 3) to Sunday school. After church we went and got ice cream.

    It’s nice getting the one-on-one time
     
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  20. Celemo

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    Having to be a constant referee between Mrs. Celemo & 13 yr old Kendall has been a real treat
     
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  21. Mikelangelo

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    The age when you try to turn your parents against each other, stay strong.
     
  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    Also the age where all daughters hate their mother
     
  23. JeremyLambsFace

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    The good news is if she’s anything like my sister that phase will only last until she’s (at least) 22 (and potentially longer it’s not over yet)
     
  24. Lenin

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    from age 13 to age 25

    could be either shorter or longer depending on the mom/daughter
     
  25. 40wwttamgib

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    Thoughts and prayers man.
     
  26. We$tTxO&G

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  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Congrats Celemo

    You will be the least hated parent for 12 years
     
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  28. zachary

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    i am sorry for this post BudKilmer . am having a child July and i can’t put into words how elated i am. i hope to be lucky enough to have 3 children one day.
     
  29. BudKilmer

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    :beerchug:

    Thursday night I will go to my middle child’s pre-school graduation. I literally could not be more excited.

    I cried with my 9 year old watching End Game together.

    It’s the best thing ever. Good thoughts and prayers your way amigo.
     
  30. ~ taylor ~

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    I have a daughter who turned 2 in February. She might be the most delightful person in the entire world and also very evil.
     
  31. Constant

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    My daughter's 3yo daughter got mad at her the other day and tried to "dust" her by snapping her fingers.

    #karma
     
  32. bertwing

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    Nice humble brag on not having sex or anyone that loves you
     
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  33. Name P. Redacted

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    Please take notes because this will be me in 13 years. My wife and her mom can barely talk without some kind of passive aggressive comment, I expect the same.
     
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  34. marcus

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    Yes hello
     
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  35. Celemo

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    It’s semi funny because the Mrs. is all pissed about some of the same shit she did to her parents. They are so alike it’s scary. Both have issues with admitting they’re wrong and subsequent apologies. They have similar senses of humor which they don’t think is funny when directed at them...it’s kinda fascinating to watch
     
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  36. Celemo

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    They fight about makeup and turn to me about the final say...am I supposed to give a shit if Kendall wears eyeliner :idk:
     
  37. Dayneface

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    Hey Celemo Cassidy just made her first official official softball all-star team GBR NFM
     
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  38. Willpépé

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    House has been on the same cycle for about 1.5-2 years now. It’s absolutely glorious. That’s the time when I truly know if my dad jokes are absolutely hilarious or if they need to be reworked. It’s like my own open mic night session a week a month.
     
  39. jaygabriel

    jaygabriel What the fuck Salami?!?!
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    Playing catch in the backyard with my girls (9 & 6 now) is the highlight of my week. Especially when the 9-year-old makes my glove pop.
     
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  40. Willpépé

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    Enjoy these years. And pro dad move inverting the 9 and 6, which isn't fucking funny here.
     
  41. fish

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    No, but you are supposed to have discussed it with your wife beforehand and present a united front.
     
  42. Nandor the Relentless

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    Does the wife think something along the lines that only whores and/or sluts where makeup at that age?
     
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  43. jaygabriel

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    Been doing it all year
     
  44. Bo Pelinis

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    Preface: I have music playing in the house all the time and sing along pretty consistently. Don't even really realize it usually.

    So when my daughter was 3, close to 4, I was making her get ready for bed. Every guy who has kids knows what I mean. Meltdown at bedtime and I'm making her get ready when she is not at all interested. All of a sudden she goes from overtired bedtime kid to completely normal and looks at me with this mad face and says:

    "Daddy, I don't like your singing."
    "What?"
    "I don't like your singing. I don't like the way you sing."
    "Are you trying to hurt my feelings right now?"
    *nods head*
     
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  45. Celemo

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    :laugh:
     
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  46. Celemo

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    we discussed it to a degree, she wasn't allowed make-up until 13 and then the wife set the parameters on what was allowed and when
    no
     
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  47. ned's head

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    Maybe she just needs to see some spirit hands
     
  48. Lefthook

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    What does it mean when I'm having to be a constant referee between Mrs. LH and an 11 year old Ava? It's gonna get WORSE?

    [​IMG]
     
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  49. Barves2125

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    Texas Pride is going to be a father. Look how far we've come, fellas. Congrats zachary !
     
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  50. zachary

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    oh shucks. thank you lad :beerchug:
     
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