So You Have A Daughter....

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  1. IV

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    welcome to the pet rock stage, probably the strangest stage tbqh
     
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  2. Dennis Reynolds

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    I am not that picky to be honest. I want healthy. Would definitely like for my last name to go on, but like the rest of this process, I have no control. So, beggers and choosers and such.
     
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  3. BlazingRebel

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    From the jump i just prayed for healthy whether it be a boy or girl.
     
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  4. IV

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    Also full disclosure I had a boy but I like to see what’s going on over here sometimes
     
  5. Detlef Schrempf

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    Whoa oooooooooooooooooo it’s time to fly with TOTS

    heard that shit in my sleep for a few months.
     
  6. The Blackfish

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    Spend most of my time in the Dad’s thread (shout out to Clown Baby our esteemed thread starter) but I too have a daughter. She’s just over a year and a half and she’s a mess and I love her. My favorite is when she copies whatever her brother (4.5) is doing.
     
  7. Tobias

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    i will be having a daughter in august but out of respect to the official dad's thread started by Clown Baby i will limit my posting in this one to this post
     
  8. ned's head

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    Celemo could really blow the doors off this thing by adding an "and/or son" to the title. Think of the possibilities
     
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  9. Clown Baby

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    Yeah, he can possibly get sued by me for infringing on The Official Dads of TMB Thread®
     
  10. Pharm

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    I don’t know why I can’t see the dads thread
     
  11. Clown Baby

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    Have you enrolled in Dad Platinum®
     
  12. Chipper>Jeter

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    It would fuck with you to meet me in person. I haven't really aged much since college. My wife makes me keep a beard to look older.
     
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  13. Pharm

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    Yes
     
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  14. The Blackfish

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    Algorithm must be wrong Clown Baby
     
  15. Daddy Rabbit

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    And he said just like all these moms, you can get fucked. And to bring it don't sing it.
     
  16. IV

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    dial it back
     
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  17. Russellin4885

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    Good luck. We just had our 3rd transfer fail and it fucking sucks. Luckily we have an incredible 3.5 year old girl but it's tough. Also fun when the doctor say, "I have no idea what's going on" lol. We have like 4 more embryos left so I guess we keep on plugging along till we run out. Going for two next time so that would be pretty hilarious if we have them both take and get twins out of the deal. At this point I kind of want that to happen so we don't have to go through any of this again as we always wanted at least 3 kids.
     
  18. Marbles

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    Because I love her so much.
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  19. Clown Baby

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  20. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    My wife and I are both teachers. Georgia just passed 3 weeks of paid parental leave starting July first.

    Not sure exactly how it works out yet but dream scenario is taking the 3 weeks in September and hanging out with my girl all day while mom takes care of little man. May spend entire three weeks at the beach. She loves the water and would hang out in the waves all day if I'd let her.
     
  21. WhiskeyDelta

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    1/3 pitched a lights out game today, won team MVP for the season, and plays in the league all-star game tonight. :mulletsmug:
     
  22. blind dog

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    My 11 year old baby daughter just took pics for her recital and her boobs are starting to poke out just a tiny bit and this thread isn’t funny anymore fuck everything
     
  23. Celemo

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    Kendall and Mrs. Celemo got into it a little last night over Kendall needing new underwear and wanting thongs
     
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  24. Eathan Edwards

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    Obviously I'm not having kids (barring a surprise) - but yea that's one of those conversations I would probably just exit the room and pretend it wasn't occurring.
     
  25. BlazingRebel

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    Go buy her some new sandals :8mm:
     
  26. Eathan Edwards

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    My mother in law wouldn't buy MLS thongs in Jr. High and she somehow finagled a situation to where her Aunt would take her to get them like a damn drug deal and then had to hide them.
     
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  27. IV

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    Was your opinion not asked for Celemo
     
  28. Celemo

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    it was and I voted no
     
  29. IV

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    feel like this is the right call
     
  30. UKupNorth

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    Agree. Having a daughter at the end of July. Will wait to contribute and will continue reading.

    Oh, and congrats.
     
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  31. Celemo

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    it's a slippery slope. on one hand I don't want to body shame her or give her hangups about sexuality
    on the other hand, she's 15 and I still think that's a little young to be rocking a thong.
     
  32. Truman

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    Maybe a compromise is you can wear a thong, but not any clothes that necessitate wearing a thong

    Or does does that just sound good in theory and would never work in practice?
     
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  33. WhiskeyDelta

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    Yeah 1/3rds started about 6 months ago and now I feel super fucking awkward play fighting or tickle fighting and I hate it a lot.
     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

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    my niece’s dead beat dad got her some when she was like 11 maybe younger. I was like wtf
     
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  35. Name P. Redacted

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    My hs girlfriend wore pretty much exclusively thongs. I remember middle school is when they really started to get popular.
     
  36. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea middle school was when I remember girls getting made fun of pretty badly if they weren't wearing thongs (almost entirely by other girls).

    Such an odd dynamic.
     
  37. Bruce Wayne

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    Middle school girls are just absolutely vicious to each other
     
  38. Eathan Edwards

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    I can't imagine how much Instagram/Twitter have exacerbated this.
     
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  39. Detlef Schrempf

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    Yeah, you don’t need Nash and his best friend Riley trying to snake a view between the school desk of her thong in 9th grade biology class, fuck that
     
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  40. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    First time I've entered this thread. Daughter is now a month old. First post from Celemo made me laugh.

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  41. dump

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    Middle school is vicious in general
     
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  42. Baron

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    I have my 4th daughter coming in October. I'll just tell myself RIP in peace.
     
  43. Baron

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    snapchat
     
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  44. Russellin4885

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    4 kids is terrifying enough, I can only imagine 4 girls. Any boys?
     
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  45. Baron

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    Nope, I was hoping this may have been it. But yeah, 4 is definitely gonna change things a bit. Ages 13, almost 6 and 2.5.

    Edit: I'm fucked.
     
  46. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    At least you can employ the big one watches the little ones strategy.
     
  47. ned's head

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    That does sound exhausting but having 4 sexes is better than most on here can claim
     
  48. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Hs baseball team I coach won a state championship yesterday. Coolest part was playing it at the Braves stadium. My little girl got to run around the field after the game. Got a bunch of pictures with her playing in the dirt on the infield. Second game didn't end until after ten but she was a trooper.

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  49. BlazingRebel

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    Roo turned 3 on Monday and her faithful partner in crime Ace turns 13 next month.

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  50. ned's head

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    Reposting an Aurelius post in case anyone needs a gift for their sassy daughter!

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