So You Have A Daughter....

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Feb 11, 2016.

  1. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    My 5 year old daughter told me this morning that she loved me because I’m strong and can beat up warriors and zombies.

    good way to start the day
     
  2. ned's head

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    I've always been a fan of the audio only monitors for constant monitoring and a wyze for video that I only occasionally look at. I like that it's on all the time and doesn't need an app to open.

    For the gents with more kids, timycam pro is an android app that will let you monitor multiple wyze cams on one screen
     
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  3. High Cotton

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    If only she knew the superpowers you have that we're already aware of.....
     
  4. Celemo

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    For years I’ve mused over the idea of getting a part time holiday job. Maybe work at a Target for one holiday season stocking shelves or whatever. Work long enough to buy a new TV or gaming console, etc. with my employee discount and then bounce. I am now trolling my daughter with the notion this is the year I’m gonna finally do it. I told her I was gonna apply at Old Navy where she works. Kendall thinks I’m joking but I’ve already filled out the on line application
     
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  5. broken internet

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    It's all about follow-through. You HAVE to do it now.

    And it's something she will talk about for decades to come. She may not appreciate it now, but it'll be a fantastic story.
     
  6. ned's head

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    You gotta do it and go full hank with the uniform

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Celemo

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    oh I applied alright, still waiting to hear back from them but I suspect Kendall told the hiring manager to disregard my application. May have to pop in there this weekend just to "follow up" with the manager that they received my application
     
  8. Name P. Redacted

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    So did you?
     
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  9. Tro lo lo

    Tro lo lo You kids must be from the suburbs.
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    I know a few people who'd write you a recommendation, if that is a concern.
     
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  10. Celemo

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    Lol no, the troll has run its course
     
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  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    Are you that cheap or does a doctor's salary just not go that far anymore....
     
  12. WhiskeyDelta

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    I thought Celemo was a nurse?
     
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  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    Tbqh point probably still stands
     
  14. WhiskeyDelta

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    So I ordered my daughter a Buzz Lightyear Sox the Cat thing for Xmas; I have since learned that I ordered a Spanish speaking Sox the Cat and you cannot, at current, order an English speaking Sox the Cat from Amazon UK, and my daughter, despite being half Venezuelan and both sides of her family speaking Spanish, cannot. So I am now fast ordering a Sox the Cat from America and hoping it gets here before Xmas.
     
  15. Hoss Bonaventure

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    So basically what happened to Buzz in Toy Story 2. Just tell her you held down on the reset button too long.
     
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  16. Celemo

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    not a nurse
     
  17. Celemo

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    this idea started way back 15-17 years ago when my wife and I were just starting our family. I make way more now and that's the main reason I never got that seasonal job.
     
  18. WhiskeyDelta

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    I actually googled that to see if you can change the language and apparently not. it's an EMEA issue apparently; the comments are a lot of 5* reviews in Spanish and a lot of 1* reviews in French, German, and English
     
  19. Tiffin

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    Just present it to her as an opportunity to learn Spanish and connect to her roots
     
  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    That makes a little more sense
     
  21. blind dog

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    My baby girl turned 14 today and she’s the best kid ever

    But god damn
     
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  22. blind dog

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    She’s my favorite person on the planet and it’s not even close (sorry bae)
     
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  23. Name P. Redacted

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    Tough day for bertwing to read this
     
  24. blind dog

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    he’s barely top 10 and stock is dropping
     
  25. Redav

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    Feel like if I was top 10 on anyone's list I would consider it a win
     
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  26. Hank Scorpio

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    Is it even possible to have more than 10 people in your life after 30?

    Not counting family/co-workers
     
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  27. Name P. Redacted

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    Some of us are social butterflies
     
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  28. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    I hate most people
     
  29. blind dog

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    Tbf I hate Bert too but also kinda love the fat bastard, sorry for having empathy
     
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  30. Corky Bucek

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    Where does devine rank?
     
  31. Tobias

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    blind dog sent me a cbg gift card once he’s always gonna be in my top 10 (of least disgusting arky fans)
     
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  32. blind dog

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    let’s not make him feel even worse about his life
     
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  33. Daniel Ocean

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    Does this website count towards the 10?
     
  34. WhiskeyDelta

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    After 14 years I have a longer and more meaningful relationship with this board than I do with 90% of real life people.
     
  35. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    <3 someone’s drunk and in his feelings at the airport