So You Have A Daughter....

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  1. Celemo

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    Ok
     
  2. devine

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    thanks
     
  3. bertwing

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    parenting advice from the crank head who still wears wife beaters out in public :loldog:

    go watch some more underage porn you fucking bum
     
  4. Celemo

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    No sweat, Boba Fett
     
  5. 00:06:00

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    :facepalm:

    No surprise to see you on the 'exploiting my children for internet points" bandwagon
     
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  6. devine

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    Wait there's someone who can afford Internet but still wears wife beaters?
    Something isn't adding up here
     
  7. bertwing

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    he also likes to wear sunglasses indoors and take bathroom selfies while wearing said wife beater
     
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  8. 00:06:00

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    I make a decent living selling pics of my daughter shitting herself to people who somehow think that's funny.

    Sick, I know

    Cant wait til she turns 18, gonna take that shit mainstream and really rack up!!
     
  9. Celemo

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    You should probably take the next few plays off
     
  10. bertwing

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    he's probably in the middle of one of his benders

    eventually he gets bored and goes back to his forever alone porn board
     
  11. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    If I were you, I would go right now and have a sit down heart to heart with my child instead of worrying about what some dude on the internet thinks. JMHO
     
  12. Celemo

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    If I were you, I'd leave the parenting advice to those who actually have kids and not try to act like an edgy Internet badass...JMHO
     
  13. 00:06:00

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    Sorry bruh, cant talk now. Too busy taking pics of my kid and making up shit to impress the internet.
     
  14. lfriend

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    What a sizzling hot take
     
  15. Joe_Pesci

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  16. Corch

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    So my good friend OopsPowSurprise and I were playing Madden online earlier this evening and during our discussion, he asked me who I thought the absolute worst/most hated poster on TMB was. Like not just starts a lot of arguments like dbl or likes to troll people like farva but who is the overall worst

    I had a hard time thinking of a single poster and I asked him who he thought it was while I chewed on it. After a couple of minutes of thinking, he definitively stated he thought it was 6 seconds. I admitted that I don't come into a lot of contact with him but it seemed like most of his posts I recalled seeing were total piles of shit.

    Now I don't know if I've ever opened this thread before tonight because I don't have any children that I'm aware of nor a pregnant female friend. Chance would have it that I opened this thread and holy shit oops nailed it, 6 seconds fucking sucks.
     
  17. Celemo

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    :roll:
     
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  18. gus_chiggins

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    00:06:00 doing his best to try and ruin another thread
     
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  19. Celemo

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    I don't know a lot about 6 sec except for his love of bush...him trying to go hard in the paint itt just seems random, ill informed, and flat out fucking weird
     
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  20. 00:06:00

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    Wait is that Celemo with his daughter in front, waving her panties like hey Mom I got my period!!

    No girl, that's merely a shit stain. We'll sort this out in a minute, but hold on while I post on a message board about it.
     
  21. fucktx

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    [​IMG]
     
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  22. Celemo

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    It's ok...it's not your fault
     
  23. Joe_Pesci

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    celemo is one of the few people on here who never has a bad thing to say about anyone... idk why you're doing this
     
  24. Corch

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    Literally one of the nicest people I've ever encountered.
     
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  25. Joe_Pesci

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    also he likes star trek, even though he thinks kirk was the best captain
     
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  27. Corch

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    Well no one is perfect.
     
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  28. Celemo

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    :respek: if 6 sec wants to opine itt whatevs...it just comes off really random and weird. I share his love of bush and all but he's really pressing tonight
     
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  29. Celemo

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    If liking a Capt. Who fucks every alien he can is wrong, I don't want to be right. Love Janeway too...wouldn't mind some leave on Risa with her
     
  30. 00:06:00

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    I just hope you explain the difference between shit stains and period blood before the whole football team makes her the school's running joke

    Somebody tag me when she shaves her legs for the first time. Peace out my negros...
     
  31. lfriend

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    You're a really shitty poster so cya
     
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  32. Joe_Pesci

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    heh heh, i know you've seen the episode where Jadzia Dax is on Risa in a one-piece swimming suit
     
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  33. Celemo

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    [​IMG]
     
  34. Joe_Pesci

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    worf is like "klingons do not go on vacation"

     
  35. Celemo

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    Worf was the tits
     
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  37. devine

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    Not my best drunken performance, team Celemo
     
  38. Tobias

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    he's not gonna have anything nice to say about me when i rek him in basketball this summer when he is in nc
     
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  39. OopsPowSurprise

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  40. Wicket

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    didnt know there was anyone who thought it was anyone but picard
     
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  41. Hank Scorpio

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    My 3 yr old daughter does this with her 1 yr old brother all the time. It's hilarious how mad and protective of him she gets.
     
  42. Hank Scorpio

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    This is my nightmare! I hope I never become so tacky as to display glassware and crucifixes on my mantle.
     
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  43. fucktx

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    How the fuck is six even alive still? That many drugs hasn't killed him yet?
     
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  44. Nole0515

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    He's like Dicky Ward without the comeback
     
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  45. Lefthook

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    srs tho
     
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  46. OopsPowSurprise

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    how is that hilljack burn out drug abusing piece of shit a moderator
     
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  47. Bruce Wayne

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    He's the mod of the porn board :loldog:
     
  48. 00:06:00

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    Free ride for being a minority. Dress like Carlton and talk real clear, works every time.
     
  49. OopsPowSurprise

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    you're a chomo piece of shit with a drug problem. i'm not better than you because i got advantages due to being black, i'm better than you because there's really not a lower place to go
     
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