Apparently my daughter is nervous about singing to me. No idea where she got stage fright. (I threw up before almost every performance I did in band for 10 years)
Boyd Crowder was trying to get one of the new mods to delete a guy's post grieving about losing his mother. I have a feeling there is going to be a lot of lame ass whining and crying for bans.
Very commendable of you and your wife that she feels comfortable enough to ask you these questions, especially at her age.
6th grader was told to draw a political cartoon in social studies, captions left to right: 1. Stork bundle--"Ship to USA" 2. Stork--"You're gonna be a very special baby." 3. Mosquito--"Yes you are." 4. Mosquito bundle--"Zika
Jesus Fucking Christ at this thread. I've known Celemo for a lot of years, and I know what a good and loving parent he is. Fuck you to any asshole cracking on him for telling an amusing anecdote itt. Congrats to those guys becoming fathers of daughters for the first time. It's the best thing in the world. Don't fuck it up.
Me and the daughter are home alone while the mom is visiting her family for the weekend. Gonna be all weekend. She's 1 1/2 so I'm nervous as shit she's gonna be crying for her ma-ma all night. She just took our daughter up there 2 weeks ago for a week so when she went for her sisters graduation this time I told her Annabelle was staying here with me. Hoping it goes smooth.
Spotted a little skid mark in my drawers. Thought "Oh, shit...it's my period", and giggled like a little girl. When TMB crosses over into rl.
Been to the park and the zoo since Thursday. Going well besides the fiancé asking why she has to be gone for me to do those things. :fuckyocouch:
my daughter is so pissed off at my wife at the moment. They were all at the beach and asked to go get some ice cream. Apparently one of my daughter's friends had arranged to meet a 16 year old boy there after explicitly being told she couldn't do that. Wife found out, dragged everyone's asses back to the house. My daughter is mortified. Meanwhile, I'm the good guy inwardly smiling knowing my wife doesn't play. Fucking teenagers.
checked in on my daughter this evening as she was going to sleep. She asked me to get her some water. I brought it in and dropped, "my water game is on fleek." Dad of the year
Grilled out at the house yesterday; played baseball in the yard for ~2 hours and 7-year-old daughter hit as good as the 8 & 9-year-old boys. On top of that, she took it like a champ when dad trucked while she was going from 3rd to home (dad was hustling to catch an overthrow from the OF, caught her with a forearm to the cheek). Didn't shed a tear. Proud papa.
Meh, if anything that'll be my youngest. She's an absolute beast. Oldest is too prissy (in spite of her sports aptitude and pain tolerance).
Hello yes i'm having a daughter in late November. Is this the thread where we exchange expedient suicide options?
Your wife was all like... Not on my watch Bravo to her. I've got two daughters and I know my wife is going to be them same way.
I didn't. This happened at 7:30 in the morning and I didn't see him until 3:15 that afternoon. Figured the best thing to do was ignore it.