Your 2023 Seattle Mariners Thread

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  1. Han Solo

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    Not for Bryant, but ultimately at some point you’re either going to have to overpay FA’s to come to Seattle or be willing to part with top prospects to get the top-tier guys.

    Maybe I’m just shellshocked after years and years of failed prospects, but I don’t like having to rely so heavily on all these young guys to take big steps forward.
     
  2. soulfly

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    Oh shit, it’s Jack Z!
     
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  3. electronic

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    You’re not shell shocked by years and years of shitty free agent signings?
     
  4. Handcuffed

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    <--- still believes in jeff cirillo
     
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  5. Han Solo

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    Touche.
     
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  6. electronic

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    I like it:



     
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    Wouldn't surprise me if Felix lost 3 of those :laugh:
     
  8. C Yank

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    On pace for 162-0 folks
     
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  9. electronic

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    M’s have the second best winning percentage all time on opening day. 28-18 now.
     
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  10. a.tramp

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    Seems like the most active Seattle thread so will post here. Just booked house and flight for last week of June, catching a game on the 27th. What are can’t miss items for a week in Seattle?

    This is where we are staying and we are trying not to rent a car and just rely on walking, public transportation, and a handful of Uber/Lyft rides.

    Fancy has already given me the definitive list but also want to see what the still locals say.

    Likes: food, craft beer (IPAs, wild ales, saisons), live music, coffee, outdoors

    Blue dot shows where we are staying.

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  11. Nug

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    Eater Seattle is awesome and always has new articles: https://seattle.eater.com/

    Fremont/Ballard are probably the most popular neighborhoods. Tons of great food and bars/breweries.

    You're close to the International District (Chinatown), which has some AMAZING restaurants, but can also be super sketchy. I wouldn't go past like 8-9 PM.

    Damn the Weather is one of my favorite watering holes, in Pioneer Square -- owned by an original member of the Fleet Foxes.

    Cloudburst is my favorite brewery and won best small brewery in the USA (2021).

    I live in the South/West Seattle. Future Primitive is another great brewery right next to me, would meet you there for a beer (:gfa:)

    There are a lot of awesome waterside parks to walk -- Olympic Sculpture Park, Lincoln Park.

    FYI - Ubers are expensive AF, it may be in your best interest to get on Turo and find a rental. I currently don't have a car but am considering buying one based on the $50 ubers into downtown/Ballard.

    Two of my favorite itineraries when I have friends visiting:
    1. Pike Place tour - Mee Sum pastry, other finger foods -- walk to Cloudburst, walk to Olympic Sculpture Park -- all within like 1 mile of each other
    2. Fremont brewery --> walk to Gas Works Park. Either go to Un Bien and get a sandwich to go, or have them deliver one to Fremont. Best sandwich in the city and it lives up to the hype: https://www.theinfatuation.com/seattle/reviews/un-bien
     
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  12. Nug

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    If you want to do some hiking, there are some options within like 30 min - 1 hour of the city. Not too far at all to get into the mountains. Just depends on what difficulty level you're looking for.
     
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  13. electronic

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    Woodinville has an awesome wine tasting district if you want to go out to the burbs, and Chateau St. Michelle has a great concert venue there. Woodinville Bourbon is across the street and Red Hook has a cool tour right there too.
     
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  14. Handcuffed

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    JULIOOOOOOO
     
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  15. a.tramp

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    I will see if I can shake free and meet for a beer or 10. My wife’s 40th and my son’s 2nd birthday both occur during this trip and we are traveling with our toddler and my wife’s 2 BFFs, which happen to pretty much be my 2 BFFs as well. They are basically sisters.

    All that to basically say this trip is more about all of them than me but I am sure I can work something out.
     
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    Not sure if there is a Seattle thread so I’ll post in here

    https://theinfiniteexperience.world/

    this is coming to Seattle next month. Virtual reality on the space station. I went last week here in Houston and it was legitimately one of the cooler things I’ve ever done. 100% recommend
     
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  17. soulfly

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    It’s fucking snowing in Yakima right now :crossedarms:
     
  18. duc15

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    we are getting snow on the coast of Oregon
     
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  19. Nug

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    That looks incredible. Much appreciated.
     
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  20. electronic

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    I’m ready to call it. Jarred Kelenic is a pumpkin. 0-4 with 4 Ks today.
     
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  21. Han Solo

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    I’m not there yet but I’m moreso just hoping for a league average player at this point.

    Our pitching staff looks solid at least. Gonna need to win a bunch of 2-1 and 3-2 games.

    Same old M’s.
     
  22. Handcuffed

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    i think he read this
     
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  23. Handcuffed

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    plus this one in the same 4/14 game just now

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  24. electronic

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    Mike Salk sucks shit.

     
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  25. Nug

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    About to sweep the rangers after taking 2 of 3 from Houston. Should win the next series vs KC

    Really good start -- heading to the game tomorrow night.
     
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  26. Handcuffed

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    did games always start at 6:40 or am i crazy? i thought they were 7:05 or 7:15 games
     
  27. fucktx

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    tbf the rangers are one of the worst teams I’ve ever seen
     
  28. soulfly

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    Buddy, you’re in the wrong thread for this sort of assertion :laugh:
     
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  29. Handcuffed

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    jackass!
     
  30. fucktx

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    Nah the rangers have an all time bad pitching staff

    tbh I’d rather be an m’s fan. I can tell you it’s much better be apathetic about your team than see your team blow it’s only chance at a ws in the most heartbreaking way possible
     
  31. fucktx

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    Don’t worry the rangers can’t hold a lead
     
  32. duc15

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    lol no way, it’s been 21 since even making the playoffs. I wish we had something to root for.
     
  33. fucktx

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    As someone who’s now completely apathetic, i can promise you it’s much much better
     
  34. Nug

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    Redeemed!
     
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  35. fsugrad99

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    You lost to to the 2022 Rangers

    SHAME
     
  36. Handcuffed

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  37. Nug

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    Best beer garden in the MLB
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  38. Handcuffed

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    AMA watched this on tv live

     
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  39. Fancy

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    Julllliiooooo
     
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  40. Han Solo

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    It was beautiful. I love that man.
     
  41. Han Solo

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  42. electronic

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    Since this post, Kelenic has gone 6-48 with 21 Ks. On a team that could be a game or two in or out of the playoffs, it’s time to send him down. Giving him further at bats is detrimental to the team. He’s struck out in more than 40%(!) of his ABs this year.

    I’d rather see Steven Souza or Billy Hamilton than Kelenic.
     
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  43. Handcuffed

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  44. Fancy

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    KIRBY
     
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  45. Handcuffed

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    no one beats the 2022 seattle mariners seven straight times!
     
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  46. electronic

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    Kelenic has gone 1-9 with 6 Ks since joining Tacoma. Dude is broken.
     
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  47. soulfly

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    Woof.
     
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  48. Han Solo

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    Baseball is dumb.
     
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  49. Fancy

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    I blame that Passan tweet that said we were legit for the collapse.
     
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  50. Han Solo

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    I mean, if the rest of the year goes like this, do Servais and Jerry survive it? This was supposed to be the year to start contending for something more, not more of the same. It also makes me that much more angry they didn’t do more this offseason to augment the roster.
     
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