Southern Snowpocalypse 2025 Edition: January 10th+

You're about a year late OP

 

Weather forecasts this far out are useless and do nothing but get people riled up

 

I was just in Blue Ridge and it was in the 50s and 60s. Horseshit.

 

Or give people a chance to prepare for potentially life-altering weather?

 

Sure Boom, get your milk and bread ready

 

My Raleigh is ready

Spoiler

Last time

 

How will the south ever recover from the whole 1 inch of snow some places may get

 

No

 

a pallet of water bottles and at least a couple sets of snow tires too

 

That's not a forecast is a model that moron's on Facebook post to get engagement

 

Similarly to how northern drivers handle driving in the south during a moderate thunderstorm.

Driving 40 mph in the left lane with their hazards on.

 

It no longer snows in Virginia thanks to global warming.

 

Straight to the gulag for people who drive with hazards on.

 

mike isn’t a meteorologist, calls his own daughter a retard, and loves him some Ronnie D

 

thunderstorms are not rare occurrences up here FWIW

 

Better head to the dispensary to stock up before the storm hits. Oh wait

 

Really hope we don’t get a late freeze this year cause crawfish season is going to be booming and I’m gonna be sucking heads and pinching tails at half price.

 

None of that is surprising

 

Sliding down the exit ramp coming out of the airport was some of the sketchiest shit I have ever driven in. Didn't even care because Natty.

 

Well it's not that Southerners don't know how to drive in poor weather. It's the simple fact that our cities don't have the "snow infrastructure" that places like Detroit or Chicago appropriate billions for. We don't have snow plows. We don't salt our roads. So if you get 1" of ice on an unsalted road it's going to wreak complete havoc. I've spent countless winters in Michigan and you can't walk into a convenience store without crunching on salt everywhere you go. That's non existent in the South. So the rare moments where there is a substantial winter weather event, shit gets pretty crazy.

 

Gary Lezak has been ringing the alarm bells loudly on Facebook

 

ChatGPT thread

 

Could have fooled me with your driving.

 

yeah idk what you're talking about. have never seen anyone do this during a thunderstorm, but you do you.

 

That still doesn’t explain the burning cars.

 

Are you talking about when people were stranded 40 miles from their homes in below freezing temps?

 

were they lighting the cars on fire for warmth?

 

I wasn’t there idk. But people were completely panicking. I don’t blame them.

 

Did you not see the AT-AT? Those things got lasers.

 

No snow for Chicago. Gotta admit I love this global warming. Loading up on plastic bottles and just running anything with a gas motor nonstop these days.

 

Sir that’s a heat wave

 

YOU WEREN’T THERE!!!

 

I really do miss having 4 seasons.

 

what else are you gonna do with your time? it's january

 

Need to get the growth looked at

 

Semi circum

Like a hooded sweatshirt

 

pronounced “at at” and not A-T-A-T

 

Old man winter about to be Wichita deep into ya pansies!

 

wrong

 

Things are heating up in the Star Wars lore.