Southern Snowpocalypse 2025 Edition: January Round 2

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  1. buckwild

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    I-O !
     
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  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That's because OSU fans poop in coolers
     
  3. Goose

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    When our high school teams traveled our athletic trainers filled up all of the water bottles at our school and put them in a cooler.

    One Saturday morning someone on our football team took a shit in the volleyball team’s cooler who was getting ready to leave for a game
     
  4. ~ taylor ~

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    F-U!
     
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  5. BuckeyeRiot

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    Excuse me sir, we burn couches and dumpsters EXCLUSIVELY.
     
  6. BuckeyeRiot

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    I used to open up my coworkers lunchbox and fart into it then try and close it fast enough to contain the smell, alas it was never meant to be. Didn’t stop me from trying though.
     
  7. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    when is the last time there was legit snow in columbia? i remember last day of break in 2011 it snowed a ton. they announced classes were cancelled at halftime of the title game. those were the days
     
  8. Nole96SC

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    I think there was a decent one around ‘14.
     
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  9. TC

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    Yep, snowed November 1 that year. Same day as the Tennessee game.

    It snowed enough to cover the ground Jan 22,2022. (I know bc I have pics of my dog playing in it). Came down pretty good but was gone by the end of the day.
     
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  10. TC

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    That was a big one. We got off work early and I was driving down Assembly, it was scary bc I couldn’t see any lines on the road and couldn’t tell where the road/curb was
     
  11. The Banks

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    Lol yeah that’s the first rule, don’t touch the glass
     
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  12. blind dog

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    YEAH I KNOW NOW
     
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  13. The Banks

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    If your dad didn’t teach you that in the bath tub it says right there in the instructions
     
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  14. Redav

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    I would not have read the instructions on a lightbulb
     
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  15. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    This post reminds me of the Bama fan who wondered how long it would take Tua to learn English coming from the foreign county of Hawaii :laugh:
     
  16. Truman

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    no way...
     
  17. dump

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    IMO the worst of it is gonna be Thursday night and Friday morning when everything could freeze

    but the temps don’t really show to me that its gonna get as bad as even last years freeze was
     
  18. The Banks

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    And the Auburn fan that thought Idaho, a state in the middle of the Rocky Mountains, was flat, because they grow potatoes?
     
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  19. Snakes

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    that was a troll post from the BOL Round Table. It was an obvious joke that was repeated so much it became a meme.
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    They’re going to see if the school busses can get through residential areas here in a bit. Kid might actually have school for the first time in 3 weeks tomorrow.
     
  21. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    School districts all around me are closing for the rest of the week, so it's only a matter of time until ours does as well. Today was their first day back. When Thursday and Friday are canceled, my kids will have been in school 15 of the last 52 days.
     
  22. DirtBall

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    lol. Never mind. 5 minutes after this post get the text ‘no school tomorrow’. My guess is they close Friday as well just to start fresh next week.
     
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  23. ned's head

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    Ours just closed as well. My son got 1 day back!
     
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  24. Line 4 Guy

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    Yeah yall will be soon. My nieces and nephews schools already closed the rest of the week. My siblings are thrilled!
     
  25. a.tramp

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    Boy’s/wife’s school has already been cancelled for next 2 days. 42° and sunny!
     
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  26. a.tramp

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    Just picked up 1/4 rick of firewood just in case. Dad stuff.
     
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  27. The Banks

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    Are rick and cord specific to the US or worldwide thing?
     
  28. DirtBall

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    Definitely sounds like something the colonials made up because they didn’t know the real name.
     
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  29. ned's head

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    Good timing for firewood because it's probably going to end up being super fucking pleasant outside tomorrow while we're all home
     
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  30. soulfly

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    [​IMG]
     
  31. arsenal

    arsenal Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    It’s going to hit single digits tonight with another 4-6 inches on Friday. I hate this shit
     
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  32. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj lets get ready to crumble
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    its just going to be like 35 and raining here tomorrow

    :bernie:
     
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  33. a.tramp

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    left half of it in the back of the truck for a little more traction.
     
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  34. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Wtf who decided to kick this party off early???

     
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  35. Cornfed Buffalo

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    It had a nervous breakdown
     
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  36. Clemson327

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    Same, and I can also make a hell of a power point and deliver it with zeal. I’m basically a five-tool player.
     
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  37. ned's head

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    I heard that pop off when I was putting my kid to bed
     
  38. Joe Withabee

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    Do we have many Fort Worth posters here?
     
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  39. Oranjello

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  40. BayouMafia

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    zeberdee
     
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  41. billdozer

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    Calling for 1-3" of snow with up to a 1/4" of ice in Upstate SC.
     
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  42. Line 4 Guy

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    IT HAS BEGUN. im a little southwest of DFW
     
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  43. shaolin5

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    Then you are indeed the man. :beerchug:
     
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  44. BayouMafia

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    Nothing here. Woke up and checked my weather app and it’s 36. Looks like everything is west of us
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  45. zeberdee

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    you must have me confused.
     
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  46. infected donkey

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    Time to load up sandbags in the back of the truck just in case we have to go somewhere this weekend.
     
  47. BayouMafia

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    I do

    Zebbie

    he’s a better poster than you
     
  48. zeberdee

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    yet you didn't remember his name
     
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  49. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    this is zeberdee

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  50. BayouMafia

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    true…

    think about what that says about you

    on the other hand it could just be that it was early in the morning

    :chan: