Southern Snowpocalypse 2025 Edition: January Round 2

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  1. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    It’s coming down hard up in Plano now. Kids are loving watching it.

    Remember.

     
  2. ned's head

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    Put down a tarp for to keep a nice piss patch for my dog

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  3. THF

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    You must have seen the same instagram post i did lol.
     
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  4. ned's head

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    It was my wife but it seems like a p good idea
     
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  5. Bo Pelinis

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    Piss patch tarp?
     
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  6. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    I will be doing this at lunch and my wife will think I'm a genius and reward me with sex
     
  7. Bo Pelinis

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    I'm seriously befuddled at this idea what is the purpose?
     
  8. ned's head

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    The idea is that you can pull it once it stops so our pampered pups can piss without the presence of this foreign and wet white stuff
     
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  9. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    Sex
     
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  10. Bo Pelinis

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    Depending on the weight of the snow that's not going to work at all. Also, they're dogs. My dogs love the snow and run around in it like kids so a patch wouldn't stop them from getting all snowy.
     
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  11. B-Boy $P1

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    Dogs fucking love snow
     
  12. electronic

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    My dog wouldn’t piss in the snow the first few times because he hadn’t seen it until he was like 10.

    Plywood would work better, assuming you’re not getting feet of snow.
     
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  13. blind dog

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    We have an old half Shih Tzu/half weenie dog and she is a low rider. Doesn't like to use bathroom on tall or wet grass, will just shit/pee on the concrete if allowed. Other dog is 1 and has never seen snow so no clue how she will react
     
  14. Snakes

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    not all do. my dog won't go outside if the ground is wet. he pisses on my fucking deck.
     
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  15. B-Boy $P1

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    Gotta get you a B1G dog
     
  16. ned's head

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    Saying all dogs like snow is like saying all people love brussel sprouts. People are really showing their asses itt and my prince will be enjoying is grassy throne this evening
     
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  17. Kevintensity

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  18. BuckeyeRiot

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    Sounds like southern dogs are as soft as their owners…
     
  19. Snakes

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    Nah Archie rules
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  20. ned's head

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    Does this look like a "soft" dog to you? You're lucky to be behind a phone right now
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  21. EMAW FC

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  22. dump

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    luckily it looks like nothing is really sticking to concrete yet
     
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  23. Wywan Bwowna

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    Also in the Cav club over here. Have been using a large piece of an old TV cardboard box for a couple years to give her a spot to go. Last year when we got ~6-8 inches, she loved running around in the snow, but would only go to the bathroom on the little patch of grass we protected.
     
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  24. Snakes

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    it rarely snows in Birmingham but if/when it does tomorrow we will have to play it by ear.
     
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  25. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  26. DriveByBBQ

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  27. EMAW FC

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  28. ned's head

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    It's like a goddamn blizzard out there
     
  29. HoosDaMan

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  30. BellottiBold

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    My gfs dog definitely struggles to pick a place to go when there's ice covering the ground. Smth about being able to smell things I suspect
     
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  31. Wywan Bwowna

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    We've gotten two good snows in the 4 1/2 years we've had her. She'll just absolutely take off into the snow and run in circles for a minute or two each time.
     
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  32. electronic

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    Not sure what the fuck is going on.

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  33. Lawnole23

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    They still shut down all the schools over a flurry of snow? I recall an ice storm in the 90s and we missed school for a whole week. Towards the end one school in Shelby County still had a patch of ice. Instead of just breaking up the ice everyone had no school. Had to make it up on a Saturday.
     
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  34. spagett

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    Yea that's statewide and precipitation isn't even required

    Sometimes they'll close if it's really cold
     
  35. BuckeyeRiot

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    Soft
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    Canines
     
  36. BuckeyeRiot

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    Nice dick
     
  37. BellottiBold

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    How bad of a time am I going to have in Nashville tomorrow? :/
     
  38. GrizzliesDrew

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    Blue tarp? HEBREW?
     
  39. billdozer

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    Updated predictions from our local weather guy
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  40. ~ taylor ~

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    That tarp is going to have 250lbs of snow on it and be frozen to the ground. You’ll need to shovel it off to pull it up.
     
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  41. Name P. Redacted

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    His wife saw it on tiktok it will work
     
  42. Wywan Bwowna

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    It's not that hard. You go out there every hour or two and lift the tarp/plywood/cardboard box and dump the snow off to the side. Then you place it back down. Voila!
     
  43. lomcevak

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    FYI -that's straight model data, so take it for what it's worth
     
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  44. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 in this new lame America
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    Anyone have a radar site for laptop they like
     
  45. Andy Reocho

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  46. ned's head

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    Nah, we just scooped it up for our snowman. This kicks ass
     
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  47. lomcevak

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    NWS: not the best but they provide the highest resolution for free

    College of dupage is decent but no real mapping: https://weather.cod.edu/satrad/nexrad/?parms=FWS-N0B-0-24-100-usa-rad

    Best thing is download RadarScope on your phone. I have not really used other sites cause I think they're all garbage. No idea if wunderground is still decent
     
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  48. a.tramp

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    blind dog let us know how your piss patch works out
     
  49. lomcevak

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    This site has some free radar data, but you need an account. I haven't really used it other than to look at archived data: https://radar.quadweather.com/
     
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  50. BuckeyeRiot

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    If it works his wife is going to adapt it for his use.