spurrier being spurrier

I legitimately love how much he hates us, and not in an ironic message board way. Like, I love that we’re the target of so many of his jabs, because they’re regularly hilarious and usually somewhat true. He’s what makes (made?) college football so awesome, and pretty much every other coach is terrified of saying anything moderately provocative, no matter how accurate.

 

Because everybody knows football didn’t exist prior to 1989.

 

College football still doesn't exist, it never has

 

Id say he he hates Georgia the most, but really enjoyed going at Fulmer, while at Tenn.

 

I think it's actually '90's

 

Hates us because we beat his ass the year he won the Heisman

 

He’s a treasure

 

Won a ship everywhere but SCAR

(And the redskins. And the bandits)

 

In related news

 

This is an SOS thread. There is nothing in your post about SOS or the schools he coached.
Wtf
Nfm

 

Why would anyone want to be Beth mowins? She is awful.

 

I take it she speaks spanish?

 

Gfy

 

Bernie’s is elite chicken.

 

As I recall, visits to Bernie's under Holtz were rampant and Spurrier instituted this as part of his reshaping the roster. Holtz also used to have a milkshake on game day from a certain restaurant near the stadium; think it might have been Bernie's

 

Bernie’s is incredible. Wasn’t it Captain Munnerlyn that ate Bojangles all the time and Spurrier cited that as the reason for his cramping up and banned bojangles too?

 

I vividly remember my dad talking a lot of shit about Captain Munnerlyn for always cramping due to eating too much fried chicken and I always dismissed it as him being racist

I didn’t learn until later that Spurrier was actually publicly calling him out and the team out for their Bernie’s/Bojangles habits

 

Just let the motherfuckers eat fried chicken. You’re gonna lose when you come here, might as well have some enjoyment

 

Were they allowed to make runs to the Beacon?

 

That’s an Upstate thing

 

Oh thought it was an entire state must have

 

Trek to Spartanburg from Columbia is about 100 miles friend.

 

Sugar-n-spice > Beacon anyway

 

Boots n Sonnys, Sugar-n-spice, Rickys >Beacon

You hate yourself after the Beacon

 

You get runs from the Beacon, not to the Beacon.

 

Funny thing indeed

 

yeah, but all of these kinda suck. Ike's or Nu-way are the only classic joints worth trying in town and even there it's just 80/20 tossed on a grill, nothing to drive half the state for.

 

I love some Ikes

 

Still the best

 

Still cracks me up seeing people taking leftovers home from the beacon. There's no way that grease is going to reheat well.

 

“I heard Paul Finebaum talking about Vanderbilt. He didn’t think they could win one, he said. To tell you the truth, I don’t know how they’re going to win one. Because they don’t have Arkansas on the schedule,”

Saved you all a click

 

Never has a HC with one national title had so much perceived notoriety.

 

Not even close. He’s 4-9-1 against us. His only title was a mulligan.

 

Big mad

 

For sure. Really enjoyed the 2010 Chik-Fil-A Bowl. Another L for Ol Spur Dawg.