SS 2020 Gift Opening Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by 09knight, Dec 5, 2020.

  1. 09knight

    09knight UCF-Beer-Bolts
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    3A1F6B7B-F000-4645-AB33-2EA01336AEA1.jpeg Not sure who Santa is but I received a package today.:bzzzz::bzzzz:
     
  2. Dump

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  3. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Should I pin this?
     
  4. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    this is oddly specific. Did you have a plug on your wish list?
     
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  5. 09knight

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    I had not posted in about me yet.

    It got an audible laugh out of me and my wife thought I was insane when I explained it.
     
  6. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey is this thing on?
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    Lmao I really hope this is a prelude.
     
  7. THE REAL GUBBERJK

    THE REAL GUBBERJK original ocean grown
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    HELLOW IRON MICKY IM BACK IMY BRAIN REPAIRED YOUR NOT MY BOSS SHUT UP MICKEY
     
  8. devine

    devine hi, I am user devine
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    Finally someone had the balls to say what we’ve all been thinking
     
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  9. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey is this thing on?
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    no
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    09knight I need to know if there is a story behind the plug or just random?
     
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  11. wes tegg

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    Was there a note?
     
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  12. 09knight

    09knight UCF-Beer-Bolts
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    No note.
     
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  13. 09knight

    09knight UCF-Beer-Bolts
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    Random. Only reference I’ve ever made to it was joking about it happening to someone a few years ago. Shu was the gifter that year if I recall
     
  14. bro

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    that is a mighty fine plug
     
  15. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    -Asshole- be on the lockout for some packages.
     
  16. EMAW FC

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    MY FIRST GIFT CAME!

    r u srs rite now

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    ...my first gift came
     
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  17. EMAW FC

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    for the record, i am balding, but i'm not BALD
     
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  18. -Asshole-

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    So excited :chatzy:


    I will be on full lockout for gifts :yolo:
     
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  19. 09knight

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  20. Daniel Ocean

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    hudson you should have had a delivery today
     
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  21. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    this is hilarious
     
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  22. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    can’t see shit captain
     
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  23. bigred77

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    Holy shit :roll:
     
  24. bigred77

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    You should take a picture of the mug and cord together on the same table and see if you can get a t-shirt or something with the picture of a mug with the picture, etc
     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    If I am looking at that correctly and I’d like to believe I am, he made a mug of the post you made of your gift?

    That’s commitment.
     
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  26. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    I’ll have to look when I get home, I just darted out for work without checking.
     
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  27. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    :laugh: Haha two golf balls with my go too frozen pizza brand on them.
     

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  28. SugarShaun

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    If he’s really doing digging on you, next will be some gift certificates to local hotels
     
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  29. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Haha I can’t. Her friend actually works at one so we just use her friends discount, I’m hoping it doesn’t happen again.
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

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    NilesIrish your SS needs to make sure someone will be home on Tuesday and Wednesday to take delivery of the body. Bodies need to be put in a fridge/freezer quickly and you don’t want your neighbors to smell dead hooker.
     
  31. bigred77

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    Dead hooked exchange timing is definitely critical
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    not too mention the dead hooker
     
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  33. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Someone will be home. I’ll clear out body sized space in the garage fridge.
     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    All jokes aside your gift needs to be refrigerated. Your SS wants to make sure some one is there to get it. Thanks
     
  35. EMAW FC

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    Second gift came, I think? No message or anything but this reeks of TMB Secret Santa. Thank you!

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    I’ve been using a nasty Gatorade towel on the course for the last couple years so this is a major upgrade! I’ll be able to clean my 5 iron in style after chunking it into the rough.
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

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    You wildcat motherfuckers break all the stereotypes
     
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  37. Daniel Ocean

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  38. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! At least I have chicken
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    Fail
     

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  39. Tex

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    Try the pics again
     
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  40. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey is this thing on?
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    I just figured my man was building suspense by posting a box for ants.
     
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  41. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! At least I have chicken
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    Crap sorry at a friend's house and they don't know their WiFi password so I'll fix it when I get home.
     
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  42. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey is this thing on?
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    we aren’t mad, just disappointed
     
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  43. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! At least I have chicken
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  44. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  45. -Asshole-

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    I have a package waiting for me at home :feelsgoodman:
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  46. -Asshole-

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    Ok I'm home and opened it up :D

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  47. -Asshole-

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    I have never heard of this game before, but looked it up and it seems awesome! Im very excited to wrap this back up and get credit for giving it it my girls. Thanks so much SS! Now reveal yourself!
     
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  48. NilesIrish

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    Doug come get your likes. Just a fantastic assortment of goodies. 1392041A-1426-46A9-AA12-50882F52D37C.jpeg
    There are two packages of the sausage and it looks incredible, Already used the Cajun Blaze tonight on pork chops and it reminds me of a better Tony’s. The Hawks stuff is a great addition to the sports room. And my kid loves those big eyed things, she’ll be thrilled tomorrow when she gets home from school. Oh and this stuff 8EBD13A8-16ED-4657-9264-706F885C8E09.jpeg
    Looks insane. We’re doing an assortment of gulf shrimp and Iberico pork chops for Christmas Eve so all of this will play a part. Thanks man. Great stuff.
     
  49. Doug

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    Hope you like everything, the deer sausage is something I get made down here- the bacon is a new recipe for this year, let me know how you like it. Both should be great.


    The butter is great to cook with, especially shrimp.

    my daughter loves those big eyes things and picked out her favorite one for your daughter.

    Merry Xmas.
     
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  50. devine

    devine hi, I am user devine
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    Ok I cannot tag my SS because he used his real name, but based on his message it appears I really disappointed him by not beating Iowa state last weekend. Thank you good sir, a very nice addition for my new hobby of cooking!!

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