Status Update

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Mix, Aug 22, 2016.

  1. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    Now that we're back here is a quick rundown.

    The database was slow the last few days so we ran some repair and optimizations on it. That took about 20 hours or so. It will require some more tweaks but this should make us stable for now.

    We are setting up a time before football season to roll out the new software which will also help with the speed of the site. At the same time we'll update some of the backend software to be quicker as well. Probably an entire day of downtime but that will put us in a good place for a long time.
     
  2. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Proud Chrysler LeBaron owner
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    Thanks Mix. I think I can speak for most everybody else and thank you for your time and resources that you have put into this site. You have much bigger things to deal with in your budding pop empire than to deal with us. Thanks again.
     
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  3. NP13

    NP13 MC OG
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    should probably do a backup too
     
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  4. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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  5. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    All praise be to Harambe.
     
  6. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    Gracias mi amigo
     
  7. Fran Tarkenton

    Fran Tarkenton Well-Known Member
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    Thanks Mix + Staff
     
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  8. George Costanza

    George Costanza It's not a lie if you believe it
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    I actually had to work all day long thanks to this outage. How appalling.
     
  9. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    Please do the upgrade over the weekend
     
  10. Heavy Mental

    Heavy Mental Non Serviam
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    Thanks for the work you guys put in.
     
  11. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Shoulda gone to Dorsia.
     
  12. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Good work
     
  13. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hot dog
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    Help computer
     
  14. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    There also may be a small scale DDOS attack happening to the server. There is a crazy amount of connections to the server that we are trying to figure out now. Hopefully this won't get any worse.
     
  15. skeezy

    skeezy Fan of: truck pulling ducks
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    Banning alt accounts might help too
     
  16. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    Yeah that's not good at all :ohnoes:
     
  17. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    fucking ronald
     
  18. steamengine

    steamengine WWG1WGA!!!!!!!
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    Any chance those are just farva usernames getting smarter?
     
  19. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    [​IMG]
     
  20. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    Yeah DDoS confirmed. Fuck.
     
  21. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Proud Chrysler LeBaron owner
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    Savage and O'Dorney have teamed up :warn:
     
  22. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    So does this means the AIDS will be coming back soon?
     
  23. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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  24. southlick

    southlick Better Than You
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    [​IMG]
     
  25. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    What does that mean
     
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  26. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo the pope of chilitown

    let's ride on these fools at their own barbecue
     
  27. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    That what I assumed was happening. Databases generally don't go from decent to shit overnight without some sort of big failure, this seemed more like a DDoS attack.
     
  28. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    cool good you figured it out
     
  29. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    Some mark ass trick stepped on my server
     
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  30. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Who would ddos us? We dont even really fuck with people anymore.
     
  31. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    I have a free trial of Norton Anti-Virus. Willing to donate it to the site if needed.
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    We need to build a fire wall to keep the bots out and have The Coli pay for it
     
  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Edit: saw why you were giving me shit. Taking an L for not reading everything. Derp
     
  34. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    [​IMG]
     
  35. Trop

    Trop 2017 & 2019 National Champions - Clemson Tigers
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    Daniel Ocean tells it like it is. Make tmb great again! Build that wall! Sad!
     
  36. Fancy Pelosi

    Fancy Pelosi anyway...here's Wonderwall
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    BUILD THE FIREWALL

    [​IMG]
     
  37. Jack Parkman

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  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    We're going to build that fire wall so fast your head will spin. And the Coli will pay for it
     
  39. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Gypsies did this, you guys need to stop making fun of them.
     
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  40. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    We're gonna post so much you'll get sick of posting!
     
  41. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a little problem with you not fuckin me
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    we have top men working on the ddos attack
     
  42. Ned Yocho

    Ned Yocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    [​IMG]
     
  43. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode jive turkey
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    Lol who do you think was behind this [​IMG]
     
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  44. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    This would have never happened if Harambe were still alive.
     
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  45. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    [​IMG]
     
  46. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    It was probably farva that DDoSed us. False flag DDoS to get us to focus on thecoli instead of his ubiquitous control of top three troll accounts.
     
  47. Joseph R.Cooper

    Joseph R.Cooper my palm too hairy to hide
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    You all taking people money for t shirts and then the site goes down???
    :grinch:
     
  48. POWESHOW

    POWESHOW Social Critic
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    Not that we'd even do anything anymore... I'm just so damn interested in knowing who is DDoS'ing us. I want to know their motives. I want to know what we've done to them in the past. I want to know which fan base owns them. I just want to learn and maybe talk it out with them. DDOSer, come forth.
     
  49. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Why you think we going to have you guys pay for the firewall?
     
  50. je ne suis pas ici

    je ne suis pas ici Well-Known Member
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    Some quality posting ITT. Absence makes the heart grow fonder