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  1. Hank Scorpio

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    I really want to know how much everyone besides Howard makes. I imagine Robin Fred, and Gary clear mid-low 6 figures, but I'm really interested to see how it breaks down for everyone else.
     
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  2. fish

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    I think you are seriously underestimating Fred and Robin. I expect Gary to be 500,000K+
     
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  3. Hank Scorpio

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    You're probably right. I really just want to know what the discrepancy is between the non-Howard big 4 and everyone else.
     
  4. eHo

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    Guessing the main office folks like Jon Hein, Richard & Sal, JD, Will, Jason, Ronnie, Scott Salem, etc. make solid to good money.

    Guessing the folks like Mehmet, Rasan, rest of the office staff make shit.
     
  5. snowfx2

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    Robin probably makes a couple million per year and has for awhile.

    Hein is already rich, so I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn’t get paid too much relative to others.
     
  6. Boo MFer!

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    I read an interview where Robin said the first time she made $1 million was 1989. So, yeah, she's definitely making more than six figures.
     
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  7. HatterasJack

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    Yeah, she has a boat with a captain in NYC. I'm guessing it's in the $4-5 million range. Thought I saw around $800k for Gary and he makes extra money outside the show from appearances and other stuff. Also think Fred is north of $1 million.

    The real question is how much Howard makes. My guess would be $40-50 million.
     
  8. Boo MFer!

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    Has to be more. His last deal was reportedly for $90 million per. I think he pays everyone's salary out of that, but it can't be more than $10-15 million or so.
     
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  9. eHo

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    Joey Boots died of a heroine overdose. Wow.
     
  10. HatterasJack

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    Forgot he got a raise in the last round. You're probably right. But I did read that it's more a budget than a salary. Guessing after all is said and done (including paying his agent) it is probably 30 or so gone from that 90.
     
  11. Boo MFer!

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    Outside of Howard, Robin, Fred and Gary, who is next in line with salary? Could it be Benjy? I'm talking show contributors, not management like Marci Turk.
     
  12. eHo

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    Either Benjy or Jon Hein. Hein is the only other person on the channels who hosts a daily broadcast.
     
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  13. Boo MFer!

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    It has to be Benjy, I would think. The Wrap-Up Show is so damn bad. And I can't stand Rahsaan.
     
  14. snowfx2

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    Yeah, then probably goes Benjy (Howard does have a soft spot for him), Sal/Richard, Hein, Mike Trainor, and JD.
     
  15. Boo MFer!

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    Mike Trainor? Get out of here. Nothing that guy does is funny. The lump is an instant channel change for me.
     
  16. Boo MFer!

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    Will and Jason are in there, probably behind Hein, but ahead of guys like Trainor, Memet, Steve Nowicki, etc.
     
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  17. snowfx2

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    One of those things where you'd like to know what bits he does write because on air he gets old fast.
     
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  18. IronLung

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    The only way I could tell the lump wasn't Eric Andre was the bit being terrible
     
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  19. RoyalShocker

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    I don't think I could ever pick who I hate more between Jason, Will, JD, Memet, and those guys.
     
  20. Boo MFer!

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    Jason and it's not even close.
     
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  21. RoyalShocker

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    Hein should have been in that group as well. Lying fat ass hole
     
  22. Boo MFer!

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    Still Jason.
     
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  23. PolyForce

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    Jason, without question. The worst kind of person to have in your office.
     
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  24. RoyalShocker

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    Honestly, the only people I like these days are Howard, Gary, and Fred. Robin is worse than worthless when there's no one there to call her out for being a stupid bitch.
     
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  25. Sir Phobos

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    #BaldFuckingAsshole

    them ripping on Bobo is such good radio.
     
  26. snowfx2

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  27. fish

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    Shocking!
     
  28. MODEVIL

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    No surprise. sad deal
     
  29. roggins

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    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
     
  30. Beagle

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    Yeah, I've always thought Hein worked cheap.
     
  31. eHo

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    I wonder how this one will be Howard's fault.
     
  32. fish

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    Artie gettin' popped for possession is a nothing burger. Moving on.
     
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  33. Aaron Hernandez

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    Has anyone listened to his voice lately? It became like ultra raspy. Really weird, is that a side effect of the drugs he's doing?
     
  34. fish

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    Male vocal fry.
     
  35. Boo MFer!

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    Becoming a frog, IMO.
     
  36. Boo MFer!

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  37. fish

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  38. Aaron Hernandez

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    Artie has a modest resurgence with an HBO show where he discusses his drug problems in a funny way and this immediately happens after the episode airs. But Howard is the asshole for cutting him off.
     
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  39. Boo MFer!

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    I tried watching Crashing. The first episode was pretty bad.
     
  40. eHo

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    All Artie does it bitch about how Howard has changed from the "old days," when that is precisely Artie's biggest problem - an inability to move forward.
     
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  41. Bruce Wayne

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    Are they fucking off again this week?
     
  42. Boo MFer!

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  43. KeepingItRealSince1853

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  44. fish

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    Perfect example of how wackpackers are terrible and unfunny outside the context of the show. Making them entertaining is Howard's genius.
     
  45. Aaron Hernandez

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    This is phenomenal. Sour Shoes calls in as Artie and Adam Corolla is fooled into interviewing him for like 15 minutes. You can tell sour has memorized all of Artie's tweets and interviews and is able to regurgitate his thoughts flawlessly at the appropriate times.

     
  46. Boo MFer!

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    User KeepingItRealSince1853 shared this with me earlier. It's incredible.
     
  47. Sir Phobos

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    fucking WHAT? Sour Shoes is goddamned brilliant anywhere. there is nothing Howard has ever done directly with Sour to enhance him, he just opens the line and lets Sour go like any of these other hosts.
     
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  48. Bruce Wayne

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    Scarlett Johansson today
     
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  49. Boo MFer!

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    Supposedly an exclusive Richard Simmons update coming today.
     
  50. Bruce Wayne

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    "Richard Simmons"
     
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