Stern Nation

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  1. snowfx2

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    Sirius from '06-'08 is some incredible stuff.
     
  2. Boo MFer!

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    Ronnie is nearly unlistenable at this point. He does more schtick than Benjy.
     
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  3. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Call me crazy but I disagree.

    The absolute funniest part of Stern's terrestrial radio show was him constantly pushing the limits of what was considered 'decent' on the radio. And the team as a whole (excluding Robin) were masters at it. Those barriers were removed with satellite. Those early satellite shows were funny, don't get me wrong, but something was missing imo.
     
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  4. RoyalShocker

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    I 100% agree with this post. Entertainment is best when there are barriers, because it forces creativity. That said, there were times at Sirius before Artie left that were some of my favorite in the show's history.

    It is, in its current format, terrible by comparison.
     
  5. Sir Phobos

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    There was nothing wrong with '06-'09 Stern, there was a wealth of stories and bits we got that would have never appeared on terrestrial even in a "clean" fashion. No sense pitting them against each other, the satellite years were just an evolution of the show, as good and bad as his terrestrial stuff.
     
  6. Frankie Carbone

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    Billy west on the show was the apex of pre Sirius years and the first 3-4 years into Sirius was the height of the current era
     
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  7. Boo MFer!

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    "Everything is great. He’s coming back on Monday. He had to take a personal day, that’s all,” Beth Stern told The Post.
     
  8. fetumpsh

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    This is correct.

    Edit: And especially so when Gilbert was on.
     
  9. Sir Phobos

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    his work ethic created the hysteria. he missed so little time over the years that any absence is now taken as a sign of a serious problem. I personally can't shake the feeling that something is up somewhere just because the dude simply never misses work.
     
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  10. Boo MFer!

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    Exactly. He feeds into it. He could tweet, or the show could tweet, "Just needed a day. All good. See you Monday." and this would be a non-story.
     
  11. Boo MFer!

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    The other thing that fucked him was announcing Fallon as a guest, which he seldom does. If he doesn't say that, everyone assumes it's one of his million vacation days.
     
  12. fish

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    It was payback for Fallon cancelling on him a couple weeks ago.
     
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  13. Boo MFer!

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    I got this from Reddit, but it's too good not to post here. :laugh:

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  14. Brian Shute

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    Woke up this morning and saw "A Look Back at the Wildest and Crudest Moments of Howard Stern's Career" in the Daily News. Thought it was all over, but they must've just been capitalizing on the swirling BS.
     
  15. Walt Disney

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    Any show without Howard would be Funny for about 2 weeks until they ran out of material
     
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  16. fish

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    That's generous. Any ancillary show spawned from Howard has been terrible.
     
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  17. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Because he's jettisoned his best writers long ago.
     
  18. fish

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    Who are the writers you are referring to and what have they had success with post Howard?
     
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  19. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Howard Stern himself hasn't truly been funny since Jackie Martling stopped feeding him jokes on post-its. He is the king of the 'put down'.

    Outside of a Stern show there is no place for a one line zinger writer like that.

    Stern laughing maniacally at Artie Lange laughing at his own stories doesn't make Howard funny and very, very little Stern says on his own is even chuckle worthy these days.
     
  20. fish

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    Ok, bub.
     
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  21. Boo MFer!

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    Obviously talking about the Joke Hunt.
     
  22. fish

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    The scripts he punched up... amazing.
     
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  23. Boo MFer!

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    "YOU WORK FOR THAT PRICK, HOWARD STERN?!"
     
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  24. Sir Phobos

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    Howard hasn't been funny since being edgy was funny but he's the maestro and that's what he's good at and why the show works.
     
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  25. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He and Robin have no idea they aren't funny.. They go on these 5 minute tangents where they make terrible jokes and the other fake laughs. The Seacrest list shit was a recent example. Just really hard to listen to. :twocents:
     
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  26. snowfx2

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    Fired up neurotic Howard is funny, and that's not him trying being funny necessarily.

    Any time he impersonates his parents or televangelists will always be funny to me though.
     
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  27. Walt Disney

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    I enjoyed the Seacrest bashing
     
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  29. DJ Bosa

    DJ Bosa Put the coke on my dick
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    Haven't been this excited for a show in a long time.
     
  30. Boo MFer!

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    Don't open if you haven't heard the show.
    Just sick with a flu or something. Thank God.
     
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  31. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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  32. roggins

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  33. KeepingItRealSince1853

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  34. Boo MFer!

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    Let's say you have to spend 72 hours confined to a room with no TV, radio or entertainment of any kind, and that you have to spend it with one of these five people: Medicated Pete, Sour Shoes, Jeff the Drunk, Elephant Boy or High Pitch.

    Rank them in order of most willing to be with to least willing to be with.

    My list: Sour, Pete, High Pitch, Jeff, Elephant Boy
     
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  35. The Hit King

    The Hit King No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.
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    Same order for me
     
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  36. HatterasJack

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    2 hours is definitely sour, but I imagine that 72 hours locked in a room with sour would considered torture in all 50 states.
     
  37. PolyForce

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    Sour for sure. Then Pete. Then I'm killing myself.
     
  38. HatterasJack

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    Here is 4 hours of Sour calls...


     
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  39. Bruce Wayne

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    Sorry Steve I'm really busy I'll call you right back
     
  40. Boo MFer!

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    I want you to go to jail for this.
     
  41. snowfx2

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    "It's against the law" is one of my favorite Fred drops.
     
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  42. Boo MFer!

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    Steve Langford's got a huge penis. I want it inside my mouuuuuuth. Ohhh ohh. That big, huge penis.
     
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  43. KeepingItRealSince1853

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    Image from the Blank from Florida/Steve from Florida/Blank from Blank/Bobo shame walk
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  44. phunkybuck

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    Holy fuck that is disturbing. But the bit had me rolling this morning.
     
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  45. Boo MFer!

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  46. KeepingItRealSince1853

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  47. Boo MFer!

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    High Pitch pulling his pants up in the second GIF destroyed me.
     
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  48. snowfx2

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    It was as funny as I was hoping it'd be. The interview with Asian Pete was great. They really need to document Asian Pete and Medicated Pete hanging out for a whole day.
     
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  49. Boo MFer!

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    Oh boy.

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  50. buckwild

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    That man has done a lot of drugs.