Steve Sarkisian will be a MASSIVE failure at Texas

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  1. Tex

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  2. Mr. Bean

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    Rooting for him
     
  3. texasraider

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    Paying $25 million to fire Tom Herman and hire another Tom Herman will certainly work out
     
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  4. Butthead

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    many people are wondering if the pee inspection will continue
     
  5. Detlef Schrempf

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    I mean Sark is a good football coach though.
     
  6. IanBoyd

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    If Mike Stoops is anywhere near our staff then yes I agree.
     
  7. Line 4 Guy

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    #rustledraider
     
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  9. texasraider

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    I am a Red Raider that certainly wants Texas to be good, so yes, I remain rustled
     
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  10. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Disagree.

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    Sabans rehab program has got quite the success rate of getting coaches back out there
     
  12. brolift

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    Texas and Nebraska won’t be good again until they’re in the same conference
     
  13. CF3234

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    still a championship level pisser. :smug:
     
  14. Butthead

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    wrong thread
     
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  15. Evil Homer

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    So I don’t mean to come off as a dick. Well maybe I do, idk. But I’m not really rooting for him. Like he’s had a hell of a coaching career already, multiple chances to land on his feet. Many coaches who have had less spectacular failure have ended up in the coordinator or mid major circuit and never got a second chance. He’s gotten multiple chances

    I also feel like cfb’s talent vacuum in the coaching ranks is self inflicted and kind of creates these scenarios and that’s a discussion for a different thread. But lots of other deserving coaches could have gotten a call.

    Fwiw I’m all for people regaining their lives while fighting addiction. I think that parts great and should be seen as a story for others fighting the demons that accompany substance abuse. I guess what I flinch at is the idea of rooting for him to win. It’s a good story but it’s not like he was coaching high school for a decade then worked his way up after a fall from grace. He failed at USC, then was a NFL OC and Bama’s.
     
  16. Mr. Bean

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    I get it. It’s different to me than rooting for a guy like Freeze, certainly Petrino.

    More a redemption story like Coach O’s. Drinking on the job and other stuff he has admitted to is not acceptable, would kill most careers justifiably. But he is fortunate to be super talented at what he does, doesn’t have many who will speak ill of him. Got the help he clearly needed.

    He got another chance bc Saban trusted him more (as a volunteer consultant during the fall) to call the CFP game than Kiffin who was not professional in leaving for FAU.
     
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  17. Clown Baby

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    As far as I know, Sark has never looked the other way regarding domestic violence
     
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  18. Evil Homer

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    agreed. I guess my overall gripe is that this season has 0 non-white hires and it’s inexplicable
     
  19. Clown Baby

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    Sark is actually Armenian-American
     
  20. Boo MFer!

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    Keeping Up With the Sarkesians.
     
  21. Evil Homer

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    I wish I could dislike posts
     
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  22. Boo MFer!

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    You don’t mean that!
     
  23. dome foam

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    People talking about buyouts at big programs will always amuse me. Sure, at Texas Tech it’s hard to come up with that change but Texas wipes its ass with it.
     
  24. texasraider

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    There’s no doubt Texas has the money but that is missing the point
     
  25. Capt Wigs

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    Wasn't he slightly above average at Washington and shit at USC?
     
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  26. Boo MFer!

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    Joke is on you because the people at Texas Tech don’t wipe their asses at all.
     
  27. Nole96SC

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    He’ll be a failure. Probably wont be massive though. Just an average one.
     
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    Anyone who cannot succeed at SC is a shit coach regardless of personal issues.
     
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  29. Shawn Hunter

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    Need the federal government to hire him to implement national rehab programs for addicts.
     
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  30. Nostradumass

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    What was it that attracted Texas to him? His success at Alabama?

    Who was the last Saban assistant to spread his wings and really soar? Jimbo won a natty so I guess that's it. There's a long list of both outright losers and relatively good coaches that never reached the level their bosses expected.

    Maybe they were looking at Sark's tenure as the head coach of USC. In which case...eeeesh
     
  31. The Banks

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    He’s a good coordinator and recruiter. He’s been a laughing stock as a HC a la Clay Helton where other teams are begging he gets an extension.
     
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  32. Clown Baby

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    I mean, if you want to act like a dumbass about it, he went 9-4 in his only full season
     
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    So I am clear here, 9-4 is what Texas should feel good about? UT and SC seem to be apples to apples to me.
     
  34. Detlef Schrempf

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    He was good at Washington and battling an addiction at USC, it’s very realistic to think he’s probably learned a thing or two since then.
     
  35. The Banks

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    Seven win Steve is not good. Washington should win 9-10 wins a year.
     
  36. Detlef Schrempf

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    What kind of shape were they in before he got there?
     
  37. kezarmyaj

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    especially when you can get matt wells at a discount
     
  38. Boom TittyMilk

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    Boy the first time Saban ran across an issue with red tape he would blow a gasket that makes his sideline chewing outs look friendly
     
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  39. The Banks

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    He had 5 seasons. The program was fully his. He was a known drunk at UW as well so not sure why you are only pointing to Southern Cal. I hope he got past his issues and would like to see Texas back.
     
  40. dblplay1212

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    Kirby has been pretty damn good at UGA.

    And hell be honest, what coach at a top tier school not named Alabama, Clemson, or Ohio State has reached the level of success their boss/fans wanted? The idea of who has and hasn't been a good coach is so fucked up at this point. If you're not Saban or Dabo, you suck now. Every program has an inflated idea of what they should be so a coach that doesn't win a title in 5 years gets fired.
     
  41. dblplay1212

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    No, just no. Saying they should win 9-10 every year is setting a bar they'll never reach and end up firing every coach they ever have.
     
  42. Shawn Hunter

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    I just want him out of Bama
     
  43. dblplay1212

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    0-12 to 9-4 in 5 years is really fucking good.
     
  44. Killy Me Please

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    Sorry, hospital branch. Football branch needs a new coach.

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    AUSTIN (KXAN) — On Tuesday, the University of Texas-Austin athletics department announced lay offs, pay cuts and furloughs in a series of “necessary” financial cuts due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

    UT Athletics Director Chris Del Conte called the decisions “heartbreaking, but necessary” in his weekly Forty Acres Insider newsletter. Del Conte wrote that the department expects the cuts to amount to $13.1 million in savings for the budget.
     
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  45. Boom TittyMilk

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    He gon die on the sidelines and get buried at that spot
     
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  46. The Banks

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    Admit you know nothing about UW. Or continue talking out of your ass on a subject you know nothing about.
     
  47. The Banks

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    If you take the 0-12 season out of context. But you’re not that dumb.
     
  48. dblplay1212

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    There's like 5 programs that should be winning 10 games a years. UW isn't one of them. Neither is Oregon for that matter. USC is the old P12 team with those standards. Placing unrealistic standards on programs is why coaching turnover is out of control.
     
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  49. John McGuirk

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    Lol @ DBL lecturing anyone about unrealistic standards
     
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