Steve Sarkisian will be a MASSIVE failure at Texas

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  1. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Shut the fuck up
     
  2. steamengine

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    It’s hard to describe the shitshow that is the UT System right now. Football is only one part of it but it’s the best way of showing the public what it’s all like.
     
  3. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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  4. TC

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    Being the flagship university in the state capital ain't no fun sometimes
     
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  5. Butthead

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    I thought clemson was the flagship
     
  6. TC

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    Enough about Georgia. Am I right.
     
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  8. Chipper>Jeter

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  9. BudKilmer

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    it starts by defunding police and it ends losing to Kansas


    WAKE UP AMERICA
     
  10. Saul Shabazz

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  11. IV

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  12. texasraider

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    Someone smarter than me tell me what the police budget was the last time they won a natty and the current budget.
     
  14. PaulKemp

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    Posters blather on about "wokeness" being the root cause of Texas Longhorn football issues non-stop on most of the team boards. Seems like they're really complaining about players not focusing on football only. I'd imagine if you created a pie chart of distractions, class is probably the largest, getting laid second, closely followed by getting fucked up. Eliminate attending class, hire sex workers, and make reality less of a hellscape that we all feel the need to escape. Boom. Fixed Texas football.
     
  15. Redav

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    I wish I could reach through the screen and beat that old man's ass
     
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    Antifa
     
  17. jokewood

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    Poor tackling, second half collapses, losing the line of scrimmage, and not making plays are the four pillars of Critical Race Theory.
     
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  19. TAS

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    1. Bet $4M on Sark
    2. Fire Sark
    3. Collect buyout money to fire Sark
     
  20. hood b. goode

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  21. dump

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  22. EMAW FC

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    The whites of Texas are upon you

     
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  23. BudKilmer

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    Texas sounds like a miserable place to be HFC
     
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  25. Cornelius Suttree

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  26. Redav

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    Do what
     
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  27. Kirk Fogg

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    Thats Auburn
     
  28. IV

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    fun reminder that college football players routinely play in front people that call them the n word without a second thought
     
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  31. chuckmasterflex

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    I don't know if Texas firing Sark after one year would be a mistake or not. Which is probably a bad sign.
     
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    Even Saban couldn’t fix Seven win Steve
     
  33. Jimmy the Saint

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  35. devine

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    That team is more checked out than any team I’ve ever seen play in Morgantown
     
  36. Fudd

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    That's saying a lot considering the Mountaineers play there every single game!
     
  37. Nostradumass

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    Well yeah, you let a conference scrub almost beat you at home
     
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  38. devine

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    Y’all ok lol
     
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  39. devine

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  40. devine

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  41. Nostradumass

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    Fun note about today, with Texas losing and OU winning...

    The schools are now tied in overall program wins

    Oklahoma: 927
    Texas: 927
     
  42. devine

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    This was a fun note
     
  43. Fran Tarkenton

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  44. Tex

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  45. Killy Me Please

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  46. IV

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  47. IV

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    Can’t wait for the Texas fans to realize they just suck donkey balls and always will
     
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  48. Redav

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    Maybe saying you support the singing of a racist song at your opening press conference and having assistants call players mfers while telling them to transfer isn't a winning combination.
     
  49. killerwvu

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    :roll: did they really play that song during Country Roads
     
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  50. zachary

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