Steve Sarkisian will be a MASSIVE failure at Texas

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  1. killerwvu

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    Yikes if true. Death penalty imo
     
    #701 killerwvu, Nov 22, 2021
  2. Taques

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    LOIC seen it a million times
     
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  8. 40wwttamgib

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    is that bad? that seems bad.
     
    #708 40wwttamgib, May 2, 2022
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  9. LuPoor

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    To be fair, none of “Sark’s guys” are draft eligible yet. So the lack of draft picks is still on Herman.
     
    #709 LuPoor, May 2, 2022
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  10. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    I mean, Tom Herman gave up 30 points after halftime because the game went to 4 OT. Seems like quite the backbend.
     
    #710 Fuzzy Zoeller, May 2, 2022
  11. Shinzon

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  13. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    “We only gave up 30 points after half because overtime” is the new “We are the Jones’”
     
    #713 steamengine, May 2, 2022
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  14. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    I mean yeah times are bad, no denying that. It's more a point about how the @RedditCFB account will twist itself into knots to make Texas look as bad as possible.
     
    #714 Fuzzy Zoeller, May 2, 2022
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  15. Tex

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    It’s ran by an aggy so that’s all you need to know.
     
    #715 Tex, May 2, 2022
  16. Gambler

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    He's ahead of schedule. Just shows how recruiting rankings can be way off. And by the way, FUCK Texas.
     
    #716 Gambler, May 2, 2022
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  17. hood b. goode

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    #717 hood b. goode, Sep 24, 2022
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  18. lunchbox

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    It hurts bc I really like sark and want him to be the one so badly :(
     
    #718 lunchbox, Sep 24, 2022
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  19. killerwvu

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    :roll: no one saw this coming
     
    #719 killerwvu, Sep 24, 2022
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  20. Redav

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    I want to like Sark but him committing to singing the racist song at his hiring ceremony made it harder
     
    #720 Redav, Sep 24, 2022
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  21. CuckFinn

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    Is he sober now or naw?
     
    #721 CuckFinn, Sep 24, 2022
  22. Tobias

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    i personally don’t give a shit about sark because he’s a super public figure who has done or said absolutely nothing that makes him remotely commendable or memorable either way
     
    #722 Tobias, Sep 24, 2022
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  23. steamengine

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    I don’t find Sark likable at all.
     
    #723 steamengine, Sep 24, 2022
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  24. hood b. goode

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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    He's getting a bit fucked by the injury bug right now.

    Bama doesn't break another UT QB can y'all are possibly undefeated. bama was on the ropes in Austin
     
    #726 Where Eagles Dare, Sep 25, 2022
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  27. dome foam

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    #727 dome foam, Sep 25, 2022
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  29. Taques

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    guess sark will just have to put in another expensive 5 star recruit to fill in the gaps so he can beat other backup quarterbacks :tebow:
     
    #729 Taques, Sep 25, 2022
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  30. devine

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    #730 devine, Sep 25, 2022
  31. Tex

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    Hope so
     
    #731 Tex, Sep 25, 2022
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  32. devine

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    Well that doesn’t help me!
     
    #732 devine, Sep 25, 2022
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  33. spagett

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    Eh... that's counting Miami as a ranked win, which seems wrong
     
    #733 spagett, Sep 25, 2022
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  35. steamengine

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    Stop being weird always
     
    #735 steamengine, Sep 25, 2022
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  36. CaneKnight

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    This pretty much tells us everything we need to know about him imo
     
    #736 CaneKnight, Sep 25, 2022
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  39. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Only sing it if you win. Problem solved.
     
    #739 GuyOnA_Buffalo, Oct 24, 2022
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  40. hood b. goode

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    7-win steve overperforming expectations.
     
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  42. PaulKemp

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    A story told from the perspective of a booster about Texas football sucking forever in spite of all of the money the booster spends according to Chat GPT

     
    #742 PaulKemp, Dec 30, 2022
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  43. VaxRule

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    What “playoff berth” were they competing for in the ‘90s?
     
    #743 VaxRule, Dec 30, 2022
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  44. Tobias

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    he sucks now but late 90s through the 2000s mack had texas a damn lot better than average
     
    #744 Tobias, Dec 30, 2022
  45. VaxRule

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    What playoff was there in the ‘90s, though?
     
    #745 VaxRule, Dec 30, 2022
  46. Joe Withabee

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    #747 dathalfnukkahd, Dec 30, 2022
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  48. steamengine

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    People are still pretending this is a serious football coach.

     
    #748 steamengine, Dec 30, 2022
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  49. zachary

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    yee haw sark!
     
    #749 zachary, Dec 30, 2022
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  50. lomcevak

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