Steve Sarkisian will be a MASSIVE failure at Texas

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  1. i am a bammer

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  3. HowdyHorns

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    Sark may not be the guy. Herman definitely was not the guy. His poor roster management is one of the reasons for the current rebuild. Herman recruited like Texas played 7v7.
     
    #753 HowdyHorns, Dec 30, 2022
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  4. NineteenNine

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    Was getting them ready for SEC bawl.
     
    #754 NineteenNine, Dec 30, 2022
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    Normal reaction

     
    #755 devine, Dec 30, 2022
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  6. dome foam

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    TH had worked the roster into disrepair… was a ticking time bomb
     
    #756 dome foam, Dec 30, 2022
  7. NineteenNine

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    Fucking weirdo.
     
    #757 NineteenNine, Dec 30, 2022
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  8. bro

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    What a loser.
     
    #758 bro, Dec 30, 2022
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  9. Mr. Bean

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    Herman to this guy

    Yikes
     
    #759 Mr. Bean, Dec 30, 2022
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  10. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Wtf, that escalated needlessly
     
    #760 Prospector, Dec 30, 2022
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  11. texasraider

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    Seems like a guy who just hates his fucking job but doesn’t know anything else
     
    #761 texasraider, Dec 30, 2022
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  12. 20/20/20/20

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    #762 20/20/20/20, Dec 30, 2022
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    #763 devine, Dec 30, 2022
  14. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Chris del Conte watching that, then repeating to himself "he's promised he'll sing the song"
     
    #764 LuPoor, Dec 30, 2022
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  15. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    The hilarious part is there’s people in the replies acting like this was acceptable
     
    #765 Andy Reocho, Dec 30, 2022
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    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Like 90% of their message board is completely supporting him and ripping on the worker.
     
    #766 20/20/20/20, Dec 30, 2022
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  17. Andy Reocho

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    Yikes
     
    #767 Andy Reocho, Dec 30, 2022
  18. (Z)

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    Back to being a dominant force in college football?

    Back?
     
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  19. a.tramp

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    I feel attacked.
     
    #769 a.tramp, Dec 30, 2022
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  20. Nostradumass

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    That's a man in the middle of a crisis.
     
    #770 Nostradumass, Dec 30, 2022
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  21. Shinzon

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    He’s watching that thinking, “I hope the guy the Mannings pick isn’t such a dick.”
     
    #771 Shinzon, Dec 30, 2022
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  22. dome foam

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    Damn we have no choice to fire him after that
     
    #772 dome foam, Dec 30, 2022
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  23. Handcuffed

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    genuinely don't know if I've ever been as mad at another person as sark was at the random gameday productions guy

    very strange
     
    #773 Handcuffed, Dec 30, 2022
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  24. Duck70

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  25. teel

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    This guy is having a melty for no reason and Tom Herman is now in the best shape of his life. Makes you think
     
    #775 teel, Dec 30, 2022
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    a contender?
     
    #776 theseasonisover, Dec 30, 2022
  27. southlick

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    #777 southlick, Dec 30, 2022
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  28. MG2

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    Juwan Howard approves of that reaction
     
    #778 MG2, Dec 30, 2022
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  29. Shiggityshwo

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    I like to think Sark realized just how embarrassing his explosion was midway through and that's why he started cowering away from the dumfounded production guy
     
    #779 Shiggityshwo, Dec 30, 2022
  30. Fidelio

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    sark doesn't appreciate a good grope
     
    #780 Fidelio, Dec 30, 2022
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  31. Butthead

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    He must be incredible in an interview
     
    #781 Butthead, Dec 30, 2022
  32. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    no, not even close. i've been upset about football games but never close to yelling and threatening a stranger for getting too close to 'my side' in the stairwell

    it's deranged behavior
     
    #782 Handcuffed, Dec 30, 2022
  33. Shinzon

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    Yeah that’s what happens when you’ve been eating and snorting addies for a week straight with little to no sleep to prepare for the game. And he’s been winning imaginary battles and arguments in his brain the whole time just wishing a motherfucker would.
     
    #783 Shinzon, Dec 30, 2022
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  34. dome foam

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    Have any of you ever coached in the Alamo bowl?


    That’s what I thought.


    You guys can’t imagine the stress he was feeling in that moment.
     
    #784 dome foam, Dec 30, 2022
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  35. Drown ‘Em

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    People should remember this.
     
    #785 Drown ‘Em, Dec 30, 2022
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  36. Gambler

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    Shouldn't have been standing there.
     
    #786 Gambler, Dec 30, 2022
  37. Nostradumass

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    Imagine doing that to yourself just to lose the Alamo Bowl.
     
    #787 Nostradumass, Dec 30, 2022
  38. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come
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    #788 Bert Handsome, Dec 30, 2022
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  39. dump

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    Sark isnt the only Texas coach that likes to put their hands on people
     
    #789 dump, Dec 31, 2022
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  40. The Guglia

    The Guglia I Work in the City, and I Work Long Hours.
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    That reaction seemed like that of a guy who abused alcohol or painkillers before the game.
     
    #790 The Guglia, Dec 31, 2022
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  41. Chumbolone

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    Acceptable if you almost beat Bama.
     
    #791 Chumbolone, Dec 31, 2022
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    What an asshole
     
    #792 Redav, Dec 31, 2022
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  43. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Is he on meth?

    Bath salts from Chris Beard maybe?
     
    #793 spagett, Dec 31, 2022
  44. Doc Louis

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    Agree, everyone should remember the Alamo bowl
     
    #794 Doc Louis, Dec 31, 2022
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  45. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    He seems extremely concerned about how his image is portrayed, hence all the dumb pregame outfits and probably why he freaked out when the producer screwed up his camera shot.

    Also probably why texas hired him.
     
    #795 steamengine, Dec 31, 2022
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  46. orangebl00d

    orangebl00d Six foot two and rude as hell
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    heck of a few weeks for the head coaches at Texas
     
    #796 orangebl00d, Dec 31, 2022
  47. hood b. goode

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    This thread dont slap the same
     
    #797 hood b. goode, Sep 9, 2023
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  48. BudKilmer

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  49. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    beating saban is the equivalent of beating larry fedora at this point so it’s too early to know if sark will fail or not
     
    #799 Tobias, Sep 9, 2023
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  50. ColeTrickle

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    Suck our dicks
     
    #800 ColeTrickle, Sep 10, 2023
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