Steve Sarkisian will be a MASSIVE failure at Texas

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  1. zachary

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    the thread title is very misleading
     
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    Is it thouuuugh?
     
  3. wes tegg

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    Texas and Georgia are in a class of their own when it comes to underachieving. Strangely, Georgia fans readily admit this fact and Texas fans do not.
     
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  5. zachary

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    if it makes you feel better i agree
     
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  6. The Banks

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    A&M has just 1 10-win season in over 20 years.
     
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  7. The Banks

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    :blush:
     
  8. Blu Tang Clan

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    Michigan underachieves at a top-5 level, but Texas is on its own plane of underachievement. Horns would definitely be favored by double-digits in an underachievement competition.
     
  9. IanBoyd

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    Yes, this is much more of a "Sark at UW" thread than anything else, courtesy of dbl.
     
  10. VASooner

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    Oh, I'm not commenting on the current thread contents as much as I am the actual thread title.
     
  11. IanBoyd

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    Oh thank fucking god

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    Good thing I have the mind of a 23 year old
     
  14. The Banks

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    Did we have a thread for Sark’s firing at Southern Cal? Would be interested to see the takes.
     
  15. Fran Tarkenton

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    Georgia’s underachievement is a 25 year thing so you get a divergence where the under 50s arent content but the olds still view the school and state as in the same class as the rest of the deep south, so theyre moreso OK with putzing around.

    Dynamics of job changed entirely for a laundry list of reasons since 1995/96. Ga Tech threw us an assist too. But up to that point Two National Titles and Two Heismans was probably on par for a school that lost a coach to Kansas and hired a 1-AA guy.
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

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    that’s one way to look at dementia.
     
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    But who are the blue bloods
     
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    tom selleck and donnie wahlberg
     
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  20. IanBoyd

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    ?? What's there not to admit? We've been the face of underachievement for a decade plus, you want what? Texas fans to just walk into random threads and be like "hey man we're so underachieving"?
     
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  27. wes tegg

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    Blank check?
     
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  28. Gallant Knight

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    We gave up like 225 points or something last four game.

    everyone was excited when he shut down leach but apparently that was not difficult this year unless you’re Pelini
     
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  29. wes tegg

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    Great first half against Georgia, too.
     
  30. Gallant Knight

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    When they had a true freshman QB in who is already in the portal
     
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    surprsied that white dudes born in the 30s were racist as fuck
     
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  34. steamengine

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    I say you double down.
     
  35. Daniel Ocean

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    don’t tell FSU fans this
     
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  38. hood b. goode

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    Lol i should've checked the 1st page
     
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    Three straight losses each game they had a lead entering the 4th. That's not common in CFB
     
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  42. zachary

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    if football was only 3 quarters we would be in playoff contention
     
  43. Jack Parkman

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    This also what we are implementing at Florida

     
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    Very curious how pole assassin incorporates the monkey in her routine. I feel like that can’t be arousing whatsoever
     
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