Jables (NY): Has anyone ever told you that you look like Eddie from “The Munsters”? Doug Gottlieb: (4:03 PM ET ) Yes, as a kid, and yet I am still on TV… Mike Indiana: How did your mediocre basketball career prepare you for a mediocre broadcasting career? Doug Gottlieb: (4:04 PM ET ) So your mediocre life can prepare you for a mediocre afterlife…and by the way, which one of us works for ESPN… hey and next time…when I you say 30 minutes or less….get here on time with my pizza. John (Notre Dame): Doug, I lost my credit card, where were you last night? SportsNation Doug Gottlieb: (4:27 PM ET ) Ask your mom. Johns Mom (Notre Dame): GOTTLIEB I KNOW YOU STOLE MY SON’S CREDIT CARD! SportsNation Doug Gottlieb: (4:34 PM ET ) Ten years ago I made a mistake…and payed for it…18 years ago YOU WERE your parents mistake and they are still paying for it.
Agree! What in Craig James were they thinking when they paired Berman with Mr. Elite 11 Dilfer for NFL games. My god, I wanted to slowly stab ice picks into my inner ear. BTW, lay off Pam Ward, she calls a nice 11:00 game and the rumor is she has a bigger dick that Sammarand....or whatever his faggoty name is.
My favorite sports science was for the hot dog contest a few years ago and Brenkus tried to see how many he could get. He put away like 3.5 or something pathetic and then tried to break it down for everyone.
You know guys, I really like this football player out here, Noggity Nog. I'll tell ya, he just plays the game, ya know? *CHUCKLE CHUCKLE CHUCKLE* He just goes out there, and plays football, and hits, and grinds, and really just grinds down the football with his blue collar lunchpail. I want guys like that on my team, right? Just a football player who plays the game of football with real tenacity and football IQ and football. If you get 10 guys like that, they're going to the super bowl. He just blocks it all out, and plays, and leads, and hustles, and football.
Hate both of these faggots with a passion. Especially the fat fuck. Completely worthless show. Spoiler And yes, that's how I really feel
In no particular order, Fuck You ESPN for the following; The Budweiser Hot Seat Coors Light Cold Hard Facts The Red Wings/Sharks highlights brought to you by Applebee's Stephen A. Smith Mike & Mike Jesse Palmer Every goddamn time Berman says "WHOOP" Woody Paige That weird tension between John Clayton and Sean Salisbury Skip Bayless not paying Craig Kilborn whatever he wanted to stay on the Shitty format of the ESPYs, a cool concept that disappoints on many levels The Decision Caving to the NFL and cancelling Playmakers...fucking pussies firing Harold Reynolds...she came on to him convincing America that Trent Dilfer's opinions matter Neil Everett ....yes I fucking get it. You are in Los Angeles that being said, I offer up a resounding Thank You for firing Joe Morgan even though it fucking took you long enough
there are so many incredibly stupid things about this picture that i'm not even sure what your initial aim was
if you don't like woody paige you don't like america...he contributed the greatest moment in espn history when he told jackie mcmullen that if he wanted a valid sports opinion he would ask her husband for it
i valiantly looked for it to no avail...it is forever seared into my memory though...reali brought woody back on after the showdown to apologize, which he grudgingly did...reali was in a state of shock when he said it, but naturally he could barely hold back from dying out in laughter
i mean, this is just incredible 'On April Fool's Day, 2009, Woody Paige hosted the show, with Reali taking his place as a panelist. Paige took great delight in muting Reali, while constantly deducting points from Reali and rival Mariotti. He changed the rules so the highest point total was eliminated, rather than the lowest, leading to a showdown between Reali and Mariotti. Mariotti won, but Paige quickly muted him and campaigned to be the new host'
well i'd be in the same boat if i was you...i remember it like it was yesterday...i haven't been able to find it and i've looked several times, but i will never forget that legendary moment. Shu