stupid shit you see on ESPN

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  1. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Jables (NY): Has anyone ever told you that you look like Eddie from “The Munsters”?
    Doug Gottlieb: (4:03 PM ET ) Yes, as a kid, and yet I am still on TV…
    Mike Indiana: How did your mediocre basketball career prepare you for a mediocre broadcasting career?
    Doug Gottlieb: (4:04 PM ET ) So your mediocre life can prepare you for a mediocre afterlife…and by the way, which one of us works for ESPN…
    hey and next time…when I you say 30 minutes or less….get here on time with my pizza.
    John (Notre Dame): Doug, I lost my credit card, where were you last night?
    SportsNation Doug Gottlieb: (4:27 PM ET ) Ask your mom.
    Johns Mom (Notre Dame): GOTTLIEB I KNOW YOU STOLE MY SON’S CREDIT CARD!
    SportsNation Doug Gottlieb: (4:34 PM ET ) Ten years ago I made a mistake…and payed for it…18 years ago YOU WERE your parents mistake and they are still paying for it.
     
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  2. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    No Tom Brady?

    /homo
     
  3. Corky Bucek

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    He has a ponytail, I live by the rule that you can never trust a man with a ponytail.
     
  4. cheese

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    :facepalm:
     
  5. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    damn that just means he has '95 swag
     
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  6. Bert Handsome

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    Thank god for nfl and MLB networks
     
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  7. Cornelius Suttree

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    the Coleman and Coachman show guys are 3Noles-level dumb
     
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  8. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Russillo's response after he said it today was basically "really?"
     
  9. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    full windsor brah.
     
  10. Gaknight

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    Chris Berman calling tonight's football game topped the list for me
     
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  11. -Prime-

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    Did anyone else think he was alien whenever they showed the Seattle space needle behind him?
     
  12. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    Google gottlieb memes. They're fantastic no humble brag
     
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  13. Diamond8Sker

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    Agree! What in Craig James were they thinking when they paired Berman with Mr. Elite 11 Dilfer for NFL games. My god, I wanted to slowly stab ice picks into my inner ear.

    BTW, lay off Pam Ward, she calls a nice 11:00 game and the rumor is she has a bigger dick that Sammarand....or whatever his faggoty name is.
     
  14. Irush

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    deserve that hate
     
  15. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I want her to suck my dick so fucking bad. I bet she sucks a mean dick.
     
  16. Tiger Z

    Tiger Z Nellyville
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    As long as that man jaw doesn't clamp down.
     
  17. bingbing

    bingbing Learning to care less about things I can control
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    That's too bad, because mine is pretty easy going.
     
  18. RMIrish

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    My favorite sports science was for the hot dog contest a few years ago and Brenkus tried to see how many he could get. He put away like 3.5 or something pathetic and then tried to break it down for everyone.
     
  19. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug
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    You know guys, I really like this football player out here, Noggity Nog. I'll tell ya, he just plays the game, ya know? *CHUCKLE CHUCKLE CHUCKLE* He just goes out there, and plays football, and hits, and grinds, and really just grinds down the football with his blue collar lunchpail. I want guys like that on my team, right? Just a football player who plays the game of football with real tenacity and football IQ and football. If you get 10 guys like that, they're going to the super bowl. He just blocks it all out, and plays, and leads, and hustles, and football.
     
  20. IGetBuckets

    IGetBuckets Orca Whales are smarter than the average human

    Hate both of these faggots with a passion. Especially the fat fuck. Completely worthless show.

    And yes, that's how I really feel
     
  21. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    In no particular order, Fuck You ESPN for the following;

    The Budweiser Hot Seat
    Coors Light Cold Hard Facts
    The Red Wings/Sharks highlights brought to you by Applebee's
    Stephen A. Smith
    Mike & Mike
    Jesse Palmer
    Every goddamn time Berman says "WHOOP"
    Woody Paige
    That weird tension between John Clayton and Sean Salisbury
    Skip Bayless
    not paying Craig Kilborn whatever he wanted to stay on
    the Shitty format of the ESPYs, a cool concept that disappoints on many levels
    The Decision
    Caving to the NFL and cancelling Playmakers...fucking pussies
    firing Harold Reynolds...she came on to him
    convincing America that Trent Dilfer's opinions matter
    Neil Everett ....yes I fucking get it. You are in Los Angeles

    that being said, I offer up a resounding Thank You for firing Joe Morgan even though it fucking took you long enough
     
  22. A Black person

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    Edit: owh best me to it.
    Token.
     
  23. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    there are so many incredibly stupid things about this picture that i'm not even sure what your initial aim was
     
  24. duc15

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  25. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    fuck you, mel brooks is a comedy god
     
  26. tp819

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    I like BBTN, but he makes it hard to watch.
     
  27. thatswhatshesaid

    thatswhatshesaid I no dust buster anymore!

    This is an amazing thread.
     
  28. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    if you don't like woody paige you don't like america...he contributed the greatest moment in espn history when he told jackie mcmullen that if he wanted a valid sports opinion he would ask her husband for it :americafuckyeah:
     
  29. ths

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    i need video evidence of this please
     
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  30. chuckmasterflex

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  31. Teflon Queen

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    i valiantly looked for it to no avail...it is forever seared into my memory though...reali brought woody back on after the showdown to apologize, which he grudgingly did...reali was in a state of shock when he said it, but naturally he could barely hold back from dying out in laughter
     
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  32. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    i mean, this is just incredible
    'On April Fool's Day, 2009, Woody Paige hosted the show, with Reali taking his place as a panelist. Paige took great delight in muting Reali, while constantly deducting points from Reali and rival Mariotti. He changed the rules so the highest point total was eliminated, rather than the lowest, leading to a showdown between Reali and Mariotti. Mariotti won, but Paige quickly muted him and campaigned to be the new host'
     
  33. ths

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    i just have to think if that really happened it would be on the internet somewhere
     
  34. NinjaRXA

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    >watching anything besides a live sporting event on ESPN

    i sure hope you guys don't do this
     
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  35. tp819

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    the little league world series

    not interested in watching 12 year olds play baseball
     
  36. broXcore

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  37. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    well i'd be in the same boat if i was you...i remember it like it was yesterday...i haven't been able to find it and i've looked several times, but i will never forget that legendary moment. Shu
     
  38. ths

    ths Well-Known Member
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    I like you
     
  39. ACEDGOD

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    I still laugh every single time I see those Chris Broussard pictures
     
  40. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    thats what people constantly tell me
     
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  41. keacali

    keacali Oklahoma Sooners, SF Giants
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    That's almost like greentexting outside of 4chan
     
  42. NinjaRXA

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    touche salesman
     
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  43. Ironmike

    Ironmike If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong
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  44. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    I hope you got berated for this
     
  45. Pokes

    Pokes Younger, hipper, cooler
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    Lol Mempis :laugh:
     
  46. C A N E

    C A N E Let justice be done though the heavens fall
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    Someone doesn't like Bilas? Da fuck?
     
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  47. ISRP

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