stupid shit you see on ESPN

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  1. D. Silver

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  2. Kirk Fogg

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  3. Joe_Pesci

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  4. stangd

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    Simmons is soft...McConnell did tighten that shit up.
     
  5. NP13

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    Amateur genealogist, huh?
     
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    "NFL wants roof open for super bowl in 2019 in Atlanta"

    Thank you for this news nugget
     
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  7. Corky Bucek

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    It will be 80 on the Friday before and then 40 on Super Bowl Sunday
     
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  8. Joe_Pesci

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    Snowpocalypse if we're lucky
     
  9. Corky Bucek

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    There was one in 2000 for the Super Bowl which was famous for Ray Lewis stabbing a guy and the Titans coming up a yard short.
     
  10. HotMic

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    **BREAKING NEWS: PEOPLE LIKE TO WATCH THE TEAM WITH POSSIBLY THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME MORE THAN ONE THAT CANT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS**

     
  11. Joe_Pesci

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    Seems like averaging 17k with that post-lebron roster is actually pretty impressive
     
  12. bertwing

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    Cleveland area pro sports fans are masochists
     
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  13. rodmansrage

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    liked this response in the tweet:

     
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  14. poor paul

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    This is my favorite sports commentary video of all time.

     
  15. SP1

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    That's amazing
     
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  16. lechnerd

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  17. devine

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  18. Kirk Fogg

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    You 100% quit your job on the spot if someone asks you to do that.
     
  19. bertwing

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    Most of these guys write their own stuff. That was 100% his choice
     
  20. dahldennsull

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    this keeps getting brought up on twitter during the draft and now since the draft.

    Openly admit that I'm super triggered that MO BAMBA WAS NOT DRAFTED 5TH HE WAS DRAFTED 6TH so the joke doesn't even make sense!

    [​IMG]
     
  21. AubCabs

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    pretty sure his jersey number is 5
     
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  22. dahldennsull

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    [​IMG]
     
  23. AubCabs

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    for the magic, dude

    [​IMG]
     
  24. Shawn Hunter

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    :facepalm:
     
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  25. lechnerd

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  26. RSK

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    Michigan J Frog literally explains it in the first five seconds of that video you quoted
     
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  27. dahldennsull

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    booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    i could not watch that video with sound on. I knew what was going to happen, turned it on for a minute when the mic came out and had to stop immediately

    i will take a lap for this, but I stand behind my anger during the draft when people started using it before knowing what number he would pick
     
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  28. lechnerd

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    A little bit of dahldennsull in my life
     
  29. devine

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    So you chose to do this?

     
  30. bertwing

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    Damn right
     
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  31. Boo MFer!

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    Lol like bertwing is smart enough to be a cashier someday.
     
  32. bertwing

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    Smart enough to fuck your mother
     
  33. dump

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    pretty sure it was a tweet that someone else wrote
     
  34. dump

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    this only happens in Dallas
     
  35. bertwing

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    Good call dump

    He writes his own skits and stuff though. He just stole someone else's work
     
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  36. devine

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    That’s only because you’ve never left dallas
     
  37. dump

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    no I'm talking about it being a snowpocalypse in a supposed warmer weather setting, you nimwit
     
  38. devine

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    Yeah. You think that way because it’s the only city you’ve ever been in
     
  39. Boo MFer!

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    For your sake, I hope you’re blind too then.
     
  40. dump

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    no I think that way because it actually happened during the one time we actually hosted a Super Bowl

    jesus christ man. log off and start over.
     
  41. devine

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    I bet it did, dump
     
  42. dump

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    [​IMG]
     
  43. devine

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    Is that the astrodome?
     
  44. Thoros of Beer

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    That looks photoshopped, I can see the pixels where the snow was added
     
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  45. SP1

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    The World Cup is going on...

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  46. blind dog

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    Was that a day or 2 before? I was there and don't remember it being close to that bad
     
  47. TimJimothy

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    Obscure sports don't matter.
     
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  48. DuffandMuff

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    They don’t have rights to highlights and have given up on covering the World Cup.
     
  49. D. Silver

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    I love Windy.