Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Arkadin

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    Does make it easier to tell her you won't be doing one when you don't have any groomsmen any more
     
  2. UCFartz

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    Approached my best man about it, and his words were "are you fucking serious?"
     
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  3. Cabs

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    Holy shit :laugh:
     
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  4. Funshot Residue

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    Counter offer with bridesmaids coreographed striptease?
     
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  5. CF3234

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    the youtube video would start and I would start laughing immediately knowing that one, I wouldn't be participating, and 2, there is no chance his attempt ends well.
     
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  6. Arkadin

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    Oh wow youre actually gonna do this aren't you :laugh:
     
  7. CF3234

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    you actually asked your best man? welp, this thing is happening. please post the youtube link ITT after the wedding
     
  8. wes tegg

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    He's nicer than I am.
     
  9. Shawn Hunter

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    Does it have a system32 folder you can delete?
     
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  10. HotMic

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    Last wedding I was in the bride/bridesmaids did this. It was weird, but I can understand that way more than the groom/groomsmen doing it.

    :gross:
     
  11. UCFartz

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    Knowing full-well, all my dignity is going to vaporize in a matter of 2 minutes?

    Yep.
     
  12. CF3234

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    this is going to play out exactly like when people try to recreate those intricate cakes they find on Pintrest.
     
  13. wes tegg

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    Do you have any black friends? If not, you need some stat.
     
  14. Bo Pelinis

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  15. Arkadin

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    Or a bunch of Irish ones


     
  16. UCFartz

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    None in the wedding party. We're fucked.

    Maybe I'll flamboyantly do it to "Electric Avenue", and tell her i thought it's what she wanted.
     
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  17. Bo Pelinis

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    Was this Michael Flatley's wedding?
     
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  18. wes tegg

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    If you're going to have to do this, will you please let us choreograph it?
     
  19. UCFartz

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    Yes, undoubtedly
     
  20. UCFartz

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    For reference, this is the youtube video she showed me when she brought it up.

    I said on what planet could I pull off any of this shit?

     
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  21. Bo Pelinis

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    The only way you're getting a normal group of white guys to have a beautifully choreographed dance at the reception is if it's a wedding between 2 dudes.
     
  22. wes tegg

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    Even the attendees at that wedding would think that this was a gay idea.
     
  23. Name P. Redacted

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    find a middle ground of a choreographed first dance for you and her.
     
  24. Bo Pelinis

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  25. wes tegg

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    Please do this:

     
  26. Arkadin

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    Oh sweet Jesus I'm fucking dying over here.

    Good luck
     
  27. CF3234

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    have fun matching up to what was certainly a 500k+ wedding that also had plenty of time built in for choreography training.
     
  28. Arkadin

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    When's your wedding?
     
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  29. wes tegg

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  30. UCFartz

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    September
     
  31. Jigga

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    Must suck to be white and not able to dance

    Also why I did a wedding with no dancing
     
  32. wes tegg

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    You a baptist or what?
     
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  33. Festus McBadass

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    During football season and you have to do a shitty dance? I would have to decline being involved in this wedding.
     
  34. Bo Pelinis

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    :redcard:
     
  35. Arkadin

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    Did this woman buy you or something? Is this marriage arranged?
     
  36. wes tegg

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    :roll: Your friends are going to hate you!
     
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  37. TheFreak55

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  38. CF3234

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    im guessing he way out kicked his coverage and her family's got money
     
  39. Bo Pelinis

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    How does a fan of the defending national champions plan a wedding during football season?
     
  40. wes tegg

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    I bet it's a Labor Day wedding, at a destination. We're playing "fuck this wedding" bingo right now...
     
  41. wes tegg

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    Please also let it be dry!
     
  42. Arkadin

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    Hey wanna go to the game Saturday?

    Sorry man I can't, got to go perform to NOW That's What I Call Music 243
     
  43. UCFartz

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    And I cover sports for living. Tell me about it
     
  44. CF3234

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    ok, now you have to tell the class the entire story. what the heck are you getting yourself into.
     
  45. UCFartz

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    Open for sure
     
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  46. UCFartz

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    Running out. Will respond tonight. <3
     
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  47. Jigga

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    No. Vegas. Wedding and then dinner at SW steakhouse. Then hit the clubs at the Wynn after
     
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  48. wes tegg

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    Well, it's the least you could do.
     
  49. lhprop1

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    We're here to make fun of him. He's never going to go through with it if you keep offering solutions, so knock it the fuck off.
     
  50. dathalfnukkahd

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    Since we're on the weddings talk, my fiancés parents have decided to throw an engagement party that is similar to a wedding reception in size and format. She's Indian so her parents also want to have an Indian ceremony for the wedding that I think will be cool. However, my fiancé got the taste of what she likes to call "white weddings" and now wants to have a full on white wedding on top of the engagement party and Indian Marriage ceremony. She says that the Indian wedding will be all about what her mom wants to do and she will have no say in anything and that she will regret it if we don't have a white wedding. Not to mention the fact that she is Canadian so we're in the process of getting her visa. Which also entails of us legally marrying at a courthouse before any of this other stuff happens.

    So she basically wants to get married 3 times and have an engagement party.