I laughed so hard at this. Thank goodness my grandson was napping because I spit my coffee everywhere
ever get the feeling your surrounded bye criminal nerdwallets ? no I pass on your creditcard and your opinion too ? nerdwallet freaks . smallish wallets . www.nerdwallet.com what credit card fits your wallet ? the low income , 0 intrest untill 2025 , los angeles wapa . sorry Brunswick , ga is full . jip .
So went to lunch at the local Olive Garden. No I'm not a big fan so don't @me, my wife's aunt has dementia and she always picks there to eat (p sure it's the only restaurant name she can remember). Anyway my MIL asked the waitress, "What's that stuff called with chopped up tomatoes and garlic you put on bread." (She couldn't think of bruschetta). Waitress guessed, "Avocados?" and I just lost it giggling.
Been hauling buckets of wood chips for a few weeks now from a huge pile at the township building to cover an area in the back of the house, keeps the weeds down and looks nice. I have a Jeep so it’s like 8 buckets at a time with the back seat out, all done and decide to shop vac the Jeep and wipe it down. Get started, she comes out as I am using a damp rag to wipe off the dust and starts using the vac to do her car. “I’ll only be a few mins” Hour later after she is done I put it back and said fuck it, I’ll ride around with dust and chips
Not that I would ever divorce and we have a pretty good marriage but never understood why guys would get married again Single would be great !
Is murder mystery stuff a woman thing? Every book on my mom's birthday wish list is a murder mystery.
Home buying with a female. Looking at homes online to send to the Realtor to do a walk through. Me: Hey GF, look at this house, I really like it, we should take a look. " Her: It's 20k over budget. Me: yeah, but it's been on the market for a while and checks a lot of the boxes. We should take a look. Her: It's 20k over budget. Her: OMG Canes LOOK AT THIS HOUSE!!!!! It's amazing. It's my dream home. We have to go look at it. Me: (looks and sees it's listed at 70k over our budget) Yea, we can look at it. The home is really nice, but the location isn't ideal. Her: IT'S AMAZING!!!! I LOVE THIS HOUSE, CAN WE GO DRIVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD TOMORROW? Me: Sure. The Next day: We drive the neighborhood and it's a nice area, but is exactly what I was concerned about. It's far as hell from a highway. Her: OMG THIS IS AMAZING. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS HOUSE!!!!!!! Me: Well yeah, at this cost, we can see a lot of houses like this. That's why it costs this much Her: Why are you always so negative to things I like?
Wife wants a new car. She has a paid off 2014 Honda. Car payment was like $250. My car payment was like 215 on a VW passat. We don't care about cars. Gets us from A to B. Vacations, nice dinners, and clemson football are where we spend our money Well her sister drops by the house last night in her brand new $30K Honda Accord Sport. On a $15/hr wage. She was already underwater on her other car with a $550 payment....becasue she was underwater on the car before that one. This one has to be pushing $700/month. I feel like I'm trying to teach a 4 year old calculus in explaining why it wouldn't be a smart move to buy a new car now. We're buying a new house next year and a condo in South Florida. These things don't pay for themselves. This is bsically a bookmark for next week when she buys a new car without talking to me about it. Kinda like those expensive couches I sit on every night.