Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Clown Baby

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    Zero to wifed up
     
  2. The Real Roy Williams

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    I’m not saying that but the internet and all my friends keep saying the same thing. I’m taking my time so I can make a logical decision.. I hope.
     
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  3. ned's head

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  4. The Real Roy Williams

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    Sometimes life throws you fastballs. It’s been a strange last month.
     
  5. burnttatertot

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    She sounds perfect for you.
     
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  6. The Real Roy Williams

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    Yeah we’re both weird it’s probably why we get along so well.
     
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  7. Capt Wigs

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    That decision has already been made for you.
     
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  8. Wee Bey

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    You better take that shit yard homie. Don't be bringing no off speed shit in here.
     
  9. tjsblue

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    Is he the hitter or the pitcher?
     
  10. DollarBillHokie

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    Life is the pitcher.
     
  11. Crepeswithasmile

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    sounds more like a catcher.
     
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  12. The Real Roy Williams

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    I don't know. I don't think it's a curve ball. We shall see but I'm definetely gonna take it yard if it's in the strike zone.
     
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  13. NineteenNine

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    Wait, is a home run good in this context?
     
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  14. The Real Roy Williams

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    Maybe. Possibly. Time will tell. I'm not rushing into anything yet though.
     
  15. Whammy Business

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    Seems like that ship has sailed.
     
  16. The Real Roy Williams

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    I don't think so. We've been talking daily and she's coming to stay for a while this weekend.
     
  17. Fuck this

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    There’s gonna be a real Roy Williams JR in weeks
     
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  18. IHHH

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    So she’s been back in town for what? Two weeks? And she’s moving in with you this weekend but you are definitely not rushing into anything? I don’t we have the same definition of not rushing.
     
  19. The Real Roy Williams

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    I"m no expert but I don't think they pop out that quickly. Plus Ive been careful while sorting out the situation.
     
  20. The Real Roy Williams

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    No she's gonna be back in town and stay with me for a couple days then go back home and we'll take it from there but you're right, I'm totally rushing into it and she is too.
     
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  21. IHHH

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    gotcha, my bad
     
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  22. gus_chiggins

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    Well, not with that attitude
     
  23. dahldennsull

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    you've been through a near-death experience with her now... shits over The Real Roy Williams, you can't break up with her ever again
     
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  24. Clown Baby

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    I’ve already set up a Dad Platinum®️ alert for when The Real Roy Williams posts “whelp, looks like I’m going to be a father” some time in the next six months.
     
  25. The Real Roy Williams

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    I probably never should have but I was young and dumb and did. I regret it to this day. I always got dumped by most of the other girls I was with but she’s the one that treated me the best and I left her for some some skank that ended up getting hooked on drugs. She was a piece of shit, cheated on me all the time and she’s dead now. RIP. I finally had to break it off with her once it hit a breaking point. She was so astounded that I had the audacity to break up with her so she rattled off all the people that she had been cheating on me with. I don’t want to talk bad on the dead but she was a mean person. New girl who actually is old girl is beautiful and nice but we needed to make our own paths and we needed to grow up. Our lives just intersected again. I’m surprised she would forgive me for being a dick.
     
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  26. Clown Baby

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  27. lechnerd

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  28. The Real Roy Williams

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    The girl is coming into town this afternoon to stay for a while. Hopefully she doesn't get into another car accident on the way.
     
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  29. milquetoast

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    Albeit passive-aggressive, seems like as good a time as any to end it.
     
  30. dahldennsull

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    you'll probably have twins next year if she does
     
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  31. The Real Roy Williams

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    I might if I'm not careful. Shw was talking about all kinds of things on the phone last night.
     
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  32. blind dog

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    Glad y'all are still taking things slow
     
  33. The Real Roy Williams

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    It's past that point now.
     
  34. WillySaliba

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    Did you tell her about the fault line?
     
  35. AIP

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    That’s great
     
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  36. The Real Roy Williams

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    Hey that's not my fault.. If she wants to know about the structural integerty of my home I will be totally up front about it. It's seriously not a big deal though. I haven't noticed any chages in the past year or so.
     
    #5986 The Real Roy Williams, Oct 2, 2018
    Last edited: Oct 3, 2018
  37. Cheshire Bridge

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    Threads slowed down substantially. Are yall just learning to nod and say yes now?!
     
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  38. Shawn Hunter

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    Can't contribute any stories if you don't have a wife or girlfriend #lifehack :smug:
     
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  39. IHHH

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    Congrats on the twice a day masturbation I guess
     
  40. Funshot Residue

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    Going from girlfriend to wife transition in a couple of weeks. I am sure hilarity will ensue. The whole wedding bit hasn't been too bad, but there is still time.....she does change her mind daily on some of the food planning, but at this point, I just don't care about the details.
     
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  41. HatterasJack

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    You can congratulate us married guys for that as well.
     
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  42. Clown Baby

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    Nodding my head yes in agreement when my wife pitches the idea of my irresponsible in-laws moving in with us and giving her a big thumbs up when she ponders loaning those same people $10,000.
     
    #5992 Clown Baby, Oct 5, 2018
    Last edited: Oct 5, 2018
  43. texasraider

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    Twice a day sounds exhausting
     
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  44. Gambler

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    Prayers.
     
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  45. IHHH

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    Are you crazy in your head man?
     
  46. Clown Baby

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    This didn’t actually happen to me, guys
     
  47. IHHH

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    Don’t you ever do this to me again, not funny mister
     
  48. IHHH

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    And I also like to use that gsp quote, always made me laugh.
     
  49. The Real Roy Williams

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    So my girlfriend is in town and things are going really well. She’s super smart and we stay up late having these intellectual conversations but again she’s a spazz. She thought she lost her debit card and was about to cancel it but it just ended being in the bottom of her suitcase. Then she forgot which password she used for her phone and has to reboot it or something and lose what she doesn’t have backed up to the cloud. I swear she’ll trip over her own shoes.
     
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  50. Gambler

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    I'll never understand how you lose a credit card. Especially the ones I read about on here that do it over and over. Mine stays in my wallet, and as soon as i use it, it goes right back.