Lol basically. Just fucking insane joyous drunk. House parties where we all chipped in for a shitload of jaeger were just the best.
Back to back bear fights. Saw a guy do it on a bachelor party to win a $100 bet. Hurt my stomach watching!
What kind of bullshit is this “Jager ‘used’ to be awesome”. I have some on the bar at home. Jager bombs (better known as “Blasters”) are fantastic when you want to taste cough syrup but also want to get hammered.
I just found some incredibly good gin, I am a scotch guy but this is pretty good....jaggerwhatever is so bad
I will try to get this back on track. My gf text me at like 8 in the moning- was the police still blocking the road when you went to work Me- yeah it looked serious, they seemed to have a perimeter and were searching the garbage. Gf- so it was a suicide attempt with a knife. Me- not saying a word, and I find it weird Me- i hear on the radio that the cuck tried to get back and Stab his former girlfriend. Me- to my gf- why did you tell me it was a suicide when it was an attempted murder? Her- what? It’s the same Me -no, a suicide attempt is very different than a murder attempt. Her- it’s the same to me because people die. I am in big trouble guys
When I was 12/13 in my catholic school, the teacher explain how suicide is a mortal sin that cannot be forgiven. It is also against the law because it is the same as taking a life. The conversation divolved into the fact that it is murder. These kind of crap conversations happened all the time in religion class. Anyway, I raised my hand thinking I was smartass shit and asked "Do you go to jail for murder if you commit suicide". Got a decent chuckle. Teacher responded to show me up and keep the conversation on track. "Attempted suicide is considered attempted murder and treated that way by the law." Which was sort of true. Is your GF Catholic? #coolstorybro Side note: Euthanasia is legal in Belgium and Canada among other places which I think is great.
Nah, she was just confused. And she was mad at me when I corrected her. I really suck at writing, I basically told her « you can’t suicide someone else » and that’s when she responded that it was the same to her because in both instance people die....and she went on a rant about me always trying to be right. You know women stuff.
Getting suspicious here, I have never seen you and my gf in the same room at the same time. And it would be very typical of her to be a Michigan fan just to spite me.
I don’t really see how you get that impression. She does goofy stuff sometimes but she’s proud and stubborn and fixes it on her own and refuses help. I invited her to stay here while she had the time. I’ve known her since we were in middle school. I don’t think she’s scamming me. She did just get her house sold in Mississippi but she’s gonna get her own apartment when she moves here.
I think we are all just having a little fun with your situation cause it’s a bit unorthodox but speaking for me only I wish you all the best, hope it works out and if it doesn’t, doesn’t matter you had sex.
It is kind of unorthodox but that’s how my love life has always been. She’s solid though and not trying to move in or anything till we test the waters a bit but it seems to be getting pretty serious. I don’t care if you guys poke fun at me I post some goofy shit in this thread. I’m not offended at all. She wants to get all intimate but OU/TX starts in like 2 hours. She’s all like before the game and maybe halftime. Halfrtime doesn’t last that long and when the game comes on I’m focusing on that.
"Don't call my dumb gf, that is dumb enough that I take the legends of her dumb to tmb, dumb" is one of my favourite recurring themes in this thread.
Wife put her shoelaces in the washing machine, one of them got wrapped around something under the agitator so I had to remove it. Bolt was 14-15” down the center tube. I stepped away for a moment and come back to her thinking I had the wrong size for the bolt but she didn’t know how fractions worked so couldn’t figure out what was smaller than 7/16
Was just gonna post this. "My girlfriend sniffs glue and eats lead paint chip but other than that she's a really smart gal!"