Listen to everyone else in this thread if you don’t know yet, so far they have been ahead of the curve in regards to your situation.
Sorry to derail the thread but I kind of thought that was the point of the thread to talk about shit. I’ve known this girl for most of my life. If you think I’m an idiot or want to make fun of me fine, maybe I am but I don’t think so. I’m not a fucking troll though.
Guys I know y'all have been dying to know if my wife found her credit card. Great news! After I tore our house and cars apart she found it. In her purse. It was so fucking obvious that was where a normal person would look first I didn't even check there
Had a pretty solid argument last night. Something I said 9 fucking years ago was brought up so that was fun.
It’s the holiday season, so the arguments about where we are going and when will be ramping up shortly.
You’ve made this joke before. It was hilarious the first time. I was slapping my knee. I don’t think she would go for that though.
Apparently I said that I’d get a fucking doctorate from University of Phoenix before I let people address us as Dr. and Mr. Bridges when my wife was in med school and my buddies were giving me shit for being a future stay at home dad. I don’t really remember it but she sure as hell does.
Wants me to go to a Friendsgiving 2 hours away in the middle of nowhere on a Saturday. Oh and the party is “Dad-themed”. I couldn’t have said No faster
then get a part time job selling shitty mary kay stuff on facebook while posting things like #DadBoss
'Grats on the new investment business. "You'd be surprised..... It actually does more money than my wife some years" . No one can confirm or deny that fact. You're welcome.
Do forget about the opportunity to invite all your friends into a new business opportunity thay is totally not a pyramid scheme.
I make more money than my fiance now ( Account manager at a startup) but she just started at a new firm doing personal injury work and im REALLY hoping that this leads to big bucks down the road so I can stay at home and take care of our dog. That is my dream.
Would be hilarious to post something like this on Facebook, The job is a 24 hour job, 7 days a week. You have to clean up after your partner and literally pick up his shit and dispose of it. It also requires you to feed your partner and when he feels like it you have to go out and exercise with him, even early in the morning. Need to keep a close eye on the job at all time so nothing bad happens, like eating a dead squirl that went so bad it makes him pukes his guts out inside your house. Would you take that job if I told you you are not getting paid? That’s the job of a stay at home dog owner, toughest job in the world
After 16 years, probably my last year of doing it. The second is in a position to drive soon, so he can drive his little brother to and from the charter school that they both attend on the other side of town. Then I'll have no reason/excuse, and to be honest I'm ready to do something economically productive again. It's not a hard job, but you always have to be "on" and attentive when they're small, and that gets tiring. When ours were 7,4, and 1, if my wife was five minutes late coming home from work I'd be climbing the fucking walls because I'd be counting the minutes down to where I could take a mental breather.