Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Degausser

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    Right, but does she just run out of gas all the time because she doesn't know to put gas in the car?
     
  2. blind dog

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    I fill up my wife’s car every time I drive it. Not bc I’m a nice guy, bc I’ve had to meet her with a gas can way too many times
     
  3. ned's head

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    I think the gas warning is a game that all women believe they can defeat.
     
  4. The Real Roy Williams

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    I was super drunk last night. :facepalm:
     
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  5. tylerdolphin

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    My wife is a gas Nazi and tends to annoy me sometimes with nagging me about getting gas when I know I have enough for a few more days. Thanks for making me realize that the other extreme is worse.
     
  6. Pharm

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    Seems redundant
     
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  7. dathalfnukkahd

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    My fiancé still has her dad fill up her gas. Like he checks her car in the morning, takes it to get gas and brings it back to the house before she goes to work. Not looking forward to taking over this inevitable duty when she moves in with me.
     
  8. Shawn Hunter

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    WHy are you marrying a child?
     
  9. Why?Pokes

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    This is her first time living in the country and it’s a bit of an adjustment. She prefers to buy it at Costco, which is a 70+ mile round trip, and doesn’t always plan out how that’s going to happen.
     
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  10. NoNatty

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  11. ned's head

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    This sounds terrifying
     
  12. Joe_Pesci

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    Maybe he'll fill up your tank also
     
  13. CF3234

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    how many times and wtf?
     
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  14. Degausser

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    Jesus Christ. No chance I would ever "take over that duty." She'd just have to grow up.
     
  15. blind dog

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    3 times I can remember I did it, she has also had her dad do it once or twice when I was at work. 2 times is way too many tho
     
  16. CF3234

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    Seems like you guys keep enabling her.
     
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  17. Doc Louis

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    That has to be the most dad move ever to be sure she's not having guys stay overnight
     
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  18. tjsblue

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    Nope, dat checks the oil every day.
     
  19. Homo Erectus

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    With his "dipstick"?
     
  20. fattus

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    You must live in utah
     
  21. fattus

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    Messed around with a crazy a few weeks ago. She left her Denver Broncos T-shirt. She asks if I can bring it to her 50 minutes away. :yaoface:

    Asks if I can meet her halfway. :yaoface:
     
  22. Russellin4885

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    Wife works 1 mile from our house and passes a gas station on the way. Acts like she doesn't have time to stop and get gas when her total commute to and from work is under 10 minutes. Blows my mind.
     
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  23. CF3234

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    This seems like a common problem. Fiance will constantly say she doesn’t have time to stop and pick something up on her way home from work even though she will pass right by it on her way home. She will then suggest I get it on my way home. I take a train to work. In her mind she doesn’t have time to get something on her way home but she expects me to go home, jump in my car then go back out. My go-to is to tell her that I’ll order it on amazon so she can wait two days for it, or stop and get it herself.
     
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  24. blind dog

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    Next time I'll leave her stranded at Target with my daughter to teach her a lesson. I'll report back in the divorce thread
     
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    She doesn’t want the T. She wants the D.
     
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  27. Jack Bauer

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    Ew gross.
     
  28. bigred77

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    Before Monday night football tonight, my wife who claims to be such a big cowboys fan, "when did they move Monday night football to espn?"

    Yea babe it's only been like 20 years
     
  29. CF3234

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    Stranded? Naw. There’s AAA, Uber, etc. there are a bunch of ways she can get herself out of the nightmare she caused without having you drop everything you are doing to go rescue her with a gas can. By always bailing her out, she feels no need to change her behavior.
     
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  30. blind dog

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    We've been together 15+ years, it's okay 3 times she ran out of gas and I had to help her. It's funny and I would be kinda pissed if she spent $ when I can help for free

    Edit: Also fuck off. What thread do you think you are in? We aren't looking for advice here, just laughing at our women.
     
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    Last edited: Nov 6, 2018
  31. fattus

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    Meh. Her pussy looks like a browned piece of pork that got pounded by a meat tenderizer for a month.
     
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  32. BayouMafia

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    Well that was overly descriptive :in-n-out:
     
  33. DaveGrohl

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    Congrats on bangin’ Hope Solo
     
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  34. Imurhuckleberry

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    I'm actually more impressed that she knew it wasn't originally on ESPN.
     
  35. Cheshire Bridge

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    She got ready for work at 2am this morning. She had a dream that her alarm went off.
     
  36. texasraider

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    :golfclap:
     
  37. Festus McBadass

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    Was she still late?
     
  38. WhiskeyDelta

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    ....I've done this more than once
     
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  39. Rabid

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    I jumped in the shower at midnight when I was in high school. I totally thought it was time to get up.
     
  40. Cheshire Bridge

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    Idk, but she took a shower and everything.
     
  41. Funshot Residue

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    LadyFrez recently commented to me on how nice a CVS (drug store) looked. Mind you, every CVS I have ever seen looks EXACTLY the same from the outside. Like you gave a 7 year old a bunch of tan Legos and told them to be serious about designing a nice building. Not only did that one not "look nice", it looked identical to every other not nice looking one within 300 miles of here. Love that gal, but damn.
     
  42. CF3234

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  43. kinghill

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    I don't understand. You don't look at the clock when you wake up?
     
  44. Imurhuckleberry

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    Jokes on you. She just got home and needed to rinse off.
     
  45. PAHokie

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    I don’t have a clock in my room, so conceivably if I didn’t look at my phone this could happen pretty easily.
     
  46. kinghill

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    so weird
     
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  47. tylerdolphin

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    I can't relate, but I think they dreamed the alarm went off. If that happened to me I guess I probably wouldn't check my phone either.
     
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  48. WhiskeyDelta

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    Obviously I DREAMED that I checked the clock

    asshole
     
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  49. lfriend

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    I woke up at 6 pm a few times in college and quickly got ready for class because I was too tired/drunk/stoned/all to tell a from p in the winter time. Stupid shit I did.
     
  50. TheFreak55

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    Ass from pussy? We’ve all “been” there
     
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