My parent's dog is deaf and has a tendency to get in your way because she doesn't hear you coming. I almost stepped on her and said that shes gonna end up getting killed that way. Wife says "yeah I punched her in the face with my foot by accident earlier"
So my girlfriend might still be pregnan idk..She took the test a while back and it said no but she hasn't had her period yet for a long time.. She says that's never happpened before except when she was pregnant. before. Fucking Fuck.
I've always got the perfect Springsteen song cued up in case anyone gets pregnant, divorced, laid off from the factory, etc., but this one feels extra satisfying.
Well you are very thorough with your Springteen. I appreciate you queing up the applicabble one. I'm still not a fan though.
I've always wanted to watch a performance art piece where a dumb redneck just actively fucks his life up for the entertainment of a crowd and I'm glad I've finally been able to find that.
trying to decide if you are talking about the swamp ballin ufc fighter or our teenage love affair'in TRRW.
I thought he meant the entirety of tmb and probably himself. If he wants to watch in a film form I suggest Edtv with Matthew McConaughey
One of my wife’s mom friends is a New Yorker that fits all the stereotypes: fairly abrasive, very tanning bed tan, too loud, etc. I call her White Trash Ash (Ashley) because I’m a dick and she reminds me of a shitty Long Islander. There was a mom’s night out thing earlier this week and they were all apparently talking about nicknames. My wife thought it would be ok to tell WTA that her nickname is White Trash Ash. That obviously went over well. Now it’s my fault for creating/using the nickname and causing friendship drama.
So we are getting family pictures taken on Saturday We are leaving town Wednesday for Thanksgiving when I get off work and coming back early Saturday in time for said pictures Wife: I need to get all of my shopping for our pictures done by Wednesday right? That's probably a really busy shopping day isn't it? I hope it's not black Friday.
Wife is outside and starts yelling so I go outside, there’s 12-15 squirrels all running around chasing one from yard to yard. Me - they’re mating Her - squirrels mate? .......
Fiancé bit down on a seed of some sort. Now I’m having to pay an emergency root canal bill right before Christmas.
The Ashley I dated went to the back of a van of some touring band and jerked off the merch guy. Right out front of the after party in front of everybody. We had only been broken up for less than a week and everyone was clowning me and laughing but I was stewing mad. Bitch.
Yep I know. I think she was trying to be mean to me in front of our friends in classic slut fashion but maybe she just really liked guy. Idk and don’t care.
I am thankful for your concern. That story was from 15 years ago. I live a lot different lifestyle as a 35 year old.
I think it was a spiteful hand job. I didn’t even ask and the next day she was all I jerked off the merch guy but that was all that happened. Good for you. I don’t care.