Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Capt Wigs

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    Not yet.
     
  2. Imurhuckleberry

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    My lady doesn't usually do to much dumb stuff but she and her sister had a post worthy moment on Thanksgiving. We were playing a boardgame called SmartAss. One of those you get a series of clues and try to guess the word. So I read out the clue. "I am an island in the atlantic."
    BFF: Hawaii!
    Me: not sure if serious.
    Her sister: Alaska!
    Me: stunned silence.
    Her sister: well it's up there all by itself right?
    Me: we're going to have dumb kids aren't we

    BFF is a molecular biologist and her sister is a pharmacist. Turns out neither are big cartographers though.
     
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  3. Roy

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    Fantastic Beasts is not
     
  4. brolift

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    I liked the first one tbh. It made "We Need to Talk About Kevin" make a lot more sense with reincarnation and all.
     
  5. brolift

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  6. Name P. Redacted

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    On Thanksgiving I had four physicians tell me that a platypus is not a mammal.
     
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  7. Cheshire Bridge

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    ???? It's a mammal
     
  8. brolift

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    dawg, Its got MAMMARY GLANDS DAWG.

    #4thGradeFacts
     
  9. Cheshire Bridge

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    Yea, and it's a mammal.
     
  10. brolift

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    So's your mom.
     
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  11. Cheshire Bridge

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    Oh. Mom jokes.



    Okay. Yo momma is like Home Depot. 10¢ a screw.
     
  12. Fafa fofo

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    What normally throws people off is the order of the critter in this case. Montremata, because they lay eggs, but yes still mammals.
     
  13. The Real Roy Williams

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    I wish my girlfriend could get out of stupid Mississippi and move back here. She does have a lot to wrap up there. She’s not being stupid it still sucks waiting though.
     
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  14. Homo Erectus

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    I mean he's not wrong
    :idk:
     
  15. Name P. Redacted

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    I said it was a mammal, they said it wasn't because it lays eggs.
     
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  16. Pharm

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    They are monotremes which are still 100 percent mammal.
     
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  17. Pharm

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    I'm gonna be honest, no one is confused because of it's order in the taxonomy. They are confused because they are dumb.
     
  18. brolift

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    Monotreme means one hole for poop pee and penis
     
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  19. Imurhuckleberry

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    From what you've said wrapping it up isn't something she's overly concerned with.
     
  20. The Real Roy Williams

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    I didn’t want to make a big deal in the thread about it but that is not happening right now. We both had mixed emotions and would like to but in a planned situation. It would have made things very complicated right now. We’re both kind of sad though.
     
  21. Clown Baby

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    Between this and this I think you should change your username to The Emo Roy Williams
     
  22. mp_22

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    It will be ok :facepalm::facepalm:
     
  23. The Real Roy Williams

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    Thanks for your concern. I know everything will be ok and I’m mostly relieved. I’m not sure why you’re face palming me, even the double face palm. That’s a little excessive.
     
  24. The Real Roy Williams

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    Fair enough but it’s too late to change my name at this point.
     
  25. Fafa fofo

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    Mods?
     
  26. Pharm

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    It actually quite easy to change your name
     
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  27. The Real Roy Williams

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    I don’t want that name though. Don’t bully me fuckers. Just accept me for the goofy asshole that I am or ignore me. There are a lot weirder people on this site than me.
     
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  28. texasraider

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    Are you telling us that there was a shmishmorshion situation?
     
  29. The Real Roy Williams

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    You’re speaking some kind of language. I’m not sure what it is.
     
  30. Crepeswithasmile

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    pretty sure that's Swahili for abortion.
     
  31. Cabs

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    Hopefully next time your gf won’t continue to drink when she thinks she’s pregnant
     
  32. The Real Roy Williams

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    She was waiting for the test results and quit drinking while she was waiting. She’s not some piece of shit.
     
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  34. The Real Roy Williams

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    The first test said no but it was still a possibility because she still hadn’t had her period. She didn’t drink anything that whole time. Now we know it’s not happening. She’s a good mom and not the type of person to drink in that situation. Kind of presumptuous AubCabs.
     
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  36. Crepeswithasmile

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    You literally posted that she was drunk 10 days ago...

     
  37. Crepeswithasmile

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    hey-oooo! that baby's dead, yo!

    that's still one of the most hilariously fucked up memes i've seen on this board
     
  38. Cheshire Bridge

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    Huh
     
  39. Crepeswithasmile

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    H/T
     
  40. Cheshire Bridge

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    Go on....whatd he do
     
  41. Crepeswithasmile

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    it's been a loing time, and i'm not even positive i tagged the right poster, but someone on this site had a pregnancy scare with a girlfriend, or maybe even some rando. the pregnancy didn't last and a meme was posted with a pic of that user with his hands in the air like he was celebrating and the caption i posted. it's still one of the most fucked up things i've seen on here.
     
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  42. The Real Roy Williams

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    Maybe we're both just fuck ups I don't know. She has a child that is extremely smart and well adjusted though so I think she knows what she's doing to an extent.. She talked to her doctor and her understanding was that at a super early stage before you know it's usually not dangerous. We didn't know. It came as a surprise. Obviously during a pregnancy that's a no go and she quit once she thought it was a real possibility.
     
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  44. brolift

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    Stop using someone else's standard for how life should be lived and thinking you're a fuck up for not doing what they did jfc.
     
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  45. The Real Roy Williams

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    I know and agree. I just don’t want to seem like we’re some degenerates and I get self conscious and defensive. When it became a real possibility she quit drinking and I cut back significantly. It’s not happening right now though.
     
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    butwhy.gif
     
  47. brolift

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    Booze is awful
     
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  48. Marbles

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    Where’s she at in Mississippi. I’ll go introduce myself.
     
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  49. The Real Roy Williams

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    She's in Starksville but moving back here soon where all her real friends are. All her friends in Miss are just her ex husbands friends and she feels all alone. She wants to leave. She has two different parties that have made bids on her home which is pretty nice. She has to do that and finalize her custody agreement with her ex regarding her daughter but they've been having a pretty cordial conversation from what she says and should be able to work out a fair joint thing and yeah brolift I know booze is awful. Trust me.
     
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  50. The Real Roy Williams

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    Be nice.