Yeah that shit never came out the box. She doesn’t even like it. She said she thought she bought the gold one but it’s the pink rose gold color. She doesn’t even like it and is pissed.
My thoughts exactly. She has rose gold everything. Beats headphone, Apple Watch, iPhone, iPad, everything. I know she was trying to pull a fast one.
Who pays for all that shit, especially when you’re presumably not doing anything cause you have one dick-beater in a sling?
I asssume as much. Not like she could have gotten to me with it and that’s what it looked like she was doing. I ain’t getting stabbed underneath a door. Hell nah
She lost her favorite belt somehow when she had to take it off to go through security at the airport. I have no clue how that is even possible.Then when she came out to the pick up area to meet me she had to go back in because she almost forgot her carry on bag. She was all excited and ready to get out of there but damn. Don't lose your shit.
She still has to finalize selling her house but she's here for a while. Her daughter is hanging out with her dad and grandparents for Christmas. I manuevered the work schedule. Between holiday time and my days off I managed to get a two week block off at the end of the year. I think the tentative plan is she's gonna stay here for a while then I'll go back with her. She wants me to meet her daughter.
She has a custody agreement, well not finalized but agreed upon with her ex and this is his time. They're on the same page. Like I said we're gonna spend some time together and with friends, maybe a week and then I'm going back with her.
Mama: I need you to pick up a toilet brush. Apparently you threw ours away AGAIN. Papa: Did you put it in the trash can? Mama: Yes, it was dirty. Papa: ......
I bought my wife a Range Rover recently. She enjoys it. I was travelling to NYC over the weekend for a firm event. Apparently, it rained quite a bit in Houston on one of those evenings. When I returned, I noticed the windshield wiper fluid light was on. I immediately became irritated because we bought ours certified, meaning fluids etc must be checked before the vehicle is sold. Here's our conversation about said warning light: Me: I can't believe the Rover is already out of windshield wiper fluid. Those assholes jipped us. Her: Yeah... Me: What? Her: Well, I couldn't figure it out. Me: You couldn't figure what out? Her: It was raining a lot. Like Harvey all over again. And I needed the windshield wipers to see. Otherwise, I would have crashed. Me: I understand but what does that have to do with the fluid? Her: I couldn't figure out how to turn them on normally. Me: Normally? Her: Yeah, so I just pulled the stick back and the liquid shot out but the wipers worked so I just did that. Me: ......All the way home? Her: Yes. In summary, my wife drove through a torrential downpour with the windshield wiper fluid spraying out the entire time. Over five miles.
I knew exactly how it was going to end almost immediately, but I absolutely loved reading how that developed.
Couldn’t pull over for a sec to figure out how to turn on the wipers instead of using up all of the fluid?
Was probably just a sprinkle but with the washer fluid pumping out made it seem like a torrential downpour
I had to go pick my daughter up from school bc she isn't feeling good, she is hanging out with me at my office. After today I won't be back until after New Year's so I'm busy af and can't leave again. Daughter is starving so I asked MIL to bring her some food. MIL drives from 20 minutes away and pulls up to my office only to say, "Oh shit I forgot the food I'll be right back."
I'm not aware of her having an accident since I've known her. She just starts talking on the phone or listening to audio books and loses all sense of what the fuck she is doing. So while my kids are probably safe riding with her, it's possible they could end up in a different state
What's the protocal for breaking up with someone around the holidays? GF's family is celebrating their Christmas next Saturday night. Right in the middle of ND/Clemson
Tagging along to shop for my fiancé’s three year old and of course she makes us stop at Belk and Old Navy for over an hour so far.
I went out to lunch today and then she decides she’s not hungry and just orders a Modelo. No food at all. I don’t give a fuck. I had chips, queso, tortillas and a chimichanga with beans and rice. With a margarita. Sorry but not sorry. She wasn’t upset though.
So she just wanted to be around you for a lunch date, even if she wasn’t hungry? You saved money and she showed you she enjoys being around you without you spending money. That sounds less than stupid and more a compliment from her. To me. At least.
No it was not stupid but she needs to eat. She’s all like I feel fat and I just eat when I’m hungry. You need to eat girl damn. Plus she insisted on paying separately for her drink. She’s all self conscious about not seeming like a mooch.