Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. The Real Roy Williams

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    I know you like to give me shit tot and that’s cool I guess, I don’t get mad but I don’t know how this was stupid. I went to lunch and my girlfriend decided she wasn’t hungry. I don’t get it.
     
  2. blind dog

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    she is probably smoking meth
     
  3. Shawn Hunter

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    What's wrong with only eating when you're hungry? Americans as a whole need to do more of that.
     
  4. burnttatertot

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    We don't get it either. Hhhhmmmm
     
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  5. The Real Roy Williams

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    I don’t give a single fuck how anyone here judges me but yeah we did snort and smoke meth together back in high school for a couple years. That was a long long time ago though. I haven’t touched that in years.
     
  6. blind dog

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    lololol jesus christ i was making a joke about her not eating. you're a weird motherfucker
     
  7. The Real Roy Williams

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    You’re weird too. Her stomach was just bothering her.
     
  8. blind dog

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    then how the fuck was that stupid shit she did? "dumbass bitch stomach hurt!!!"
     
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  9. The Real Roy Williams

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    Well this was the wrong thread but it was where people were talking to me. So yeah...
     
  10. Boom TittyMilk

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    I need less of whatever the fuck this is and more stupid shit from the WAGS of TMB
     
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  11. bigred77

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    Pretty sure we already have a couple of unofficial ones
     
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  12. The Real Roy Williams

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    I do relatively smart stuff these days I think. I have a career. I don’t mess with drugs. My home is paid off. I’m not a complete fuck up. I try to convince myself that every day.
     
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  13. REGGNECK

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  14. texasraider

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    Convince yourself on a different website
     
  15. NoNatty

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  16. Arrec Bardwin

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    Bruh
     
  17. Arrec Bardwin

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    That has to be the first person on TMB to admit to meth usage.
     
  18. Clown Baby

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    Roy is probably posting from a damn Obama phone
     
  19. The Real Roy Williams

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    I don’t give a shit. I did dumb stuff when I was young. I don’t feel ashamed. I’m doing pretty good now. Career, investments blah blah.
     
  20. Cheshire Bridge

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    You should really go talk to a professional :twocents:
     
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  21. The Real Roy Williams

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    I go to work everyday and handle my business in a serious manner. A lot of serious issues. That was like 15 years ago. I don’t do drugs anymore. I was a dumb kid having fun.
     
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  22. cutig

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    Where I come from smoking meth wasn't part of being a dumb kid having fun
     
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  23. bigred77

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    Wrong thread
     
  24. bigred77

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    I'm now curious if Roy has all his teeth
     
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  25. bigred77

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    One word for you....
    Oklahoma
     
  26. The Real Roy Williams

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    I keep my dental work in check. I’ve only had one cavity and that was when I was 9. I do have small teeth but that’s a genetic thing. They’re pretty shiny though.
     
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  27. The Real Roy Williams

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    My friend lived with a lady that knew the recipe from her husband . They would sew it into sneakers and smuggle into jail for him. It was a bad time but like I said that was years ago and I got out of it before it got too bad. Oklahoma.. Don’t judge me. I dont use drugs anymore and haven’t for a long time.
     
  28. The Real Roy Williams

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    Well I was down to try anything when I was young. It was fun for a bit then not fun. I haven’t done it since and never will.
     
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  29. One Two

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    It's like using a powerful space telescope to witness the birth of a star, but instead it's watching the birth of a Gubbs
     
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  30. The Real Roy Williams

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    Not very nice dick.

    I’m sure I’m not the the only person that used illegal drugs here. I was a kid. I’m not a Gubbs.
     
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  31. One Two

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    :bananallama::bananallama::bananallama::beaver::prawl::prawl::grinch::drunk::drunk::fuckoff:
     
  32. The Real Roy Williams

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    Sorry Gubbs no offense.
     
  33. The Real Roy Williams

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    Fuck off.
     
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  34. Joe_Pesci

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    not true actually
     
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  35. Name P. Redacted

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    I use amphetamines regularly
     
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  36. devine

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    Why would you go to this? It’s the most important ND game of your lifetime. I really don’t understand some of you people on here
     
  37. nexus

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    Because I don't want her to leave me for a Target cashier? :idk:
     
  38. IHHH

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    Nd football tends to kick Nd football fans in the nuts
     
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  39. wes tegg

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  40. devine

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    Or maybe she realizes how important ND to you is and would understand why you’re watching the playoff game instead?
     
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  41. IHHH

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    Guys, I think he is playing with you. Just a guess
     
  42. 941Gator

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    Is that Gillig?
     
  43. Thoros of Beer

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    She probably doesn't respect him because he is an IU basketball fan
     
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  44. Jack Bauer

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    I couldn't take it any longer. Roy is on ignore.

    Last weekend my wife borrowed my keys for the truck because she couldn't find her set. A while later she came home to drop the truck off so her and some friends could uber to bars and not worry about leaving vehicles anywhere.

    After she leaves I get a text from her saying the garage door won't shut. It wouldn't close because the truck wasn't pulled in far enough. No big deal. I go to grab my set of keys off the key rack - no keys. I text her to ask where she put my keys, and naturally she had them with in her purse. I look all over the house for her keys, then text to ask if she has any idea where she put hers. About 10 minutes later I get a text saying she has both sets in her purse, because of course.

    I tell her to pull the truck in when she gets home, then I go to bed. As my son and I were leaving for hockey the next morning I was happy my keys made it back on the rack, but we discovered the garage door was still open. She claims she pushed the button, but forgot that she had to move the truck up a bit first. I love leaving the garage door open all night.
     
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  45. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    she'd be upgrading
     
  46. Name P. Redacted

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    I ask this not to detract from the stupidness of this story, but my own curiousity: cars can be shifted into neutral with no keys right?
     
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  47. nexus

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    They're just feelings Freak, they'll heal
     
  48. TheFreak55

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    Feelings? Soul? I'm a ginger, I don't have those
     
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  49. Houndster

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    This explains so much
     
  50. Bruce Bowen

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    Yes, I think they’re making it easier to do so on newer cars but my 2014 I had to pull off a panel and get to the release with a long screwdriver. My wifes 2013 however has the release easily accesible.