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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bertwing, May 16, 2016.
It most certainly is.
“So The Real Roy Williams what brings you to the liver specialist?”
Well doc, I got super fucked up because I trust my girlfriend not to do drugs and have a 4-way. I’m coping with nothing. That is all.
So all I need to do to stop dipping is a little lsd?
Did you check her arm?
Does she have a tapeworm?
Me after seeing the direction the last 3 pages went in
congrats on the pregnancy
I usually don't read the long posts itt if it has less < 10 likes because it usually means that the gf/wife anecdote wasn't funny.
Having said that I did read all of The Real Roy Williams posts and hope the dude goes and sees a shrink because that can't be healthy
I'm in. Need some nature. Anyone got a lake house?
buddy,,, this thread is great I’ve been missing out
This is my stance. He needs help . He's depressed or something . Every post is about how something happened that made him sad, lonely , or confused. I hope he gets the help he needs. He's obviously reaching out to the Internet .
He absolutely needs professional help. Both with his substance issues, but with his mental state. He's lashing out at the people trying to help him one second then apologizing the next. None of this is normal.
It’s called addict or relapse behavior.
Snap her back a pic of her cookies in the trash
This thread is about laughing at our dumb broads in good fun. Not that this stuff isn't postworthy, but it does kind of drag down the vibe of this particular thread
Fuck that. Play your cards right, and he's looking at some makeup sex and more cookies
Yea sure maybe if you're desperate but my man teel's not like that. He's got other options
I’m too much of a little bitch boy to close any doors. Next thing I know we’ll be dancing to Closing Time with a flash mob at grand central. I love third eye blind!
Yeah but miracle whip and mayo in the same fridge? Make up your damn mind
I've been giving her a hard time by calling her "sunset hearthands" every time she want to take a picture for the 2nd, 3rd, and 100th time. She doesn't think it's funny, but I find it hilarious .
We are the same. My lady laughed at first but now she just scowls. That's my favorite commercial of all time.
For regulars of the RTT, this is not surprising. The Real Roy Williams is a good dude but he needs to kick the booze yesterday. For good.
Roy your parents shouldn't have murdered that dog though.
Really, we need some photos of the addict girlfriend to accurately judge the sitch. Maybe this is the hottest piece to ever drop acid. That would explain a lot.
Prob gave it acid and said everything was normal.
I wouldn't say "tons" but this is me with electronics. Cause of work I'm an elite plus member at Best Buy so I get 45 day returns. Fairly often I buy shit and return it after 30-40 days.
I didn't say it was normal and I'm still pissed. She knows I'm pissed.and has been moping around all sad. I'm not talking about the dog thing. It wasn't my descion to make.
That's what Nazis said after WW2.
Damnit quit baiting me into talking about it. I didn't even know till after it had happened. He was attacking people.
Lol like your gf got baited into taking acid?
no one is baiting you to talk about anything fwiw. you just never shut the hell up
Her: “What are you doing?”
Me: “I’m sitting in an outdoor restroom at some podunk gas station taking a shit....”
Her: “OMG you’re on speaker phone in front of all my coworkers.”
Maybe those people deserved it.
No. Not any of them. The little kid was loud and teasing him a bit but you can't let a 100 lb dog attack a 7 year old.
7 year olds can be pretty heavy in their own right. Sounds pretty even to me.
By law, a dog can maul up to 100 kids before subjecting the owner to liability
Naw he was a short scawny little dude.
You should have taught him martial arts and other defense moves.
Nice art. Ok back to work.
Well you know I don't always want that tang on my sandwich but sometimes I do want that tang on my sandwich. I thought this was 2019, not some year prior to 2019...
She likes miracle whip, I prefer mayo
And you are still together? Crazy
Why aren’t you people making aioli daily?! This is by far the stupidest shit anyone in this thread has ever done.
Almost broke us up, lots of drama involved when we first found out. Frankly I think I would’ve preferred if she went on a 48 hours acid bender in Detroit with the brother of our dead friend without answering her phone one time than having to deal with this situation everyday. But not every couple can be perfect you know.
That you Ken M?
Yes a bunch of times. Not recently. My friend knows some old hippies that have a recipe from some dude that was in the Grateful Dead. I will only do it in a very safe comfortable environment. I haven’t in years and don’t plan on it. And my girl isn’t cheating. She’s a terrible liar and I would know. You guys say I do this in every thread. I ducked out but people keep asking me things and I respond.
Did your parents at least give the dog a proper funeral?
Yes and they were heartbroken. He was hurting people and a serious serious danger. They aren’t bad people. We’ve had this discussion before.