Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bertwing, May 16, 2016.

  1. a.tramp

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  2. Imurhuckleberry

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    I don't mind seeing your opinion I just think your being cunty for calling for the mods to edit. These tangents are how every great tmb memory starts. It's not the perfect thread for some of it but your gf going to a funeral, dropping acid (at least), and dropping off the grid while hanging out with her old crew sounds like "dumb shit his gf did" to me. Could maybe skip with some of the advice columns but whatever. Been a while since this thread was this active and disaster flicks can be fun to watch.
     
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  4. a.tramp

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    If I was actually calling for a mod to edit the thread I would have actually tagged a mod. It was my way of saying the fun-natured part of the post had way since passed and any further conversation regarding it is probably best served in a different thread. The thread was completely derailed.
     
  5. bigred77

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    mods please thread ban user a.tramp
     
  6. PCH

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    Lol bc "no Natty".....as in no national championship. I'll see myself out.
     
  7. a.tramp

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    This is mean. You are a gigantic buttplug of various colors.
     
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  10. Imurhuckleberry

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    Cool.
     
  11. Marbles

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    Not my girl but I just saw a large woman holding up traffic as she was driving her electric wheelchair down a busy road. Love Mississippi.
     
  12. bigred77

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    love you too man
     
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  13. NineteenNine

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  14. CF3234

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    For the 1000000 time I came home to the dishwasher running while there were still a bunch of dishes in the sink. Open it up and yup, there is a ton of space for more items if she took 2 seconds to organize things.
     
  15. teel

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    First weekend post-cookies

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  17. a.tramp

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    I do not know this reference but still find the gif highly amusing
     
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  18. southside

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    Gf gets car back from shop after someone backed into her door a couple weeks ago.

    Me: hey how’s your car all good?
    Her: yeah it’s just making this really weird and loud obnoxious sound though
    Me:...you noticed this when you turned the car on at the shop?
    Her: yes
    Me: you didn’t go back and ask them wtf?
    Her: NO OMG I don’t have time for this I have to go
    Me: good talk russ
     
  19. racer

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  20. ned's head

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    That is an absolute power move. I hope she looked deep into your eyes as she hit that button
     
  21. 941Gator

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    I’ll say something like “cutting off the nose to spite the face” and she’ll accuse me of making up idiom/sayings.

    So now of course I do. “You know what they say, a girl that complains a bunch is destined for wrinkles.”
     
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    "According to scientists, women who toss salad earn 38% more than women who don't. Oh and it burns 4720 Calories per half hour. Who am I to argue with scientists?"
     
  23. Cardeja12

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    It's cut off your nose to spiderface bruh
     
  24. 941Gator

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    I believe toss salad is oral of the ass and I wouldn’t have my worst enemy go down on my ass.

    *giving is a different story
     
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  25. IHHH

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    Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it
     
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  26. 941Gator

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    sure id love it, I’m more referencing how dirty my asshole is.
     
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  27. IHHH

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    :blech:
     
  28. Struggler

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  29. BayouMafia

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  30. Struggler

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  31. wes tegg

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  32. Doc Louis

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    I hear good things about Hawthorne Wipes. They may help your problem.
     
  33. Clown Baby

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    I was reading the r/relationship Twitter account the other morning (very funny btw) and I commented to my wife that I think everyone on Reddit might be autistic. Her response was “Okay, Mr. Men’s Rights Football Forum.” It was a good burn.

    But I got her back by repeatedly chanting “walk of shame” down the hallway of our building as she left for work.
     
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  34. Joe_Pesci

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  35. CF3234

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    Has she seen the massive political shift in this board over the past 4 years? I’d argue TMB is one of the most progressive sports message boards on the internets
     
  36. IHHH

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    I hope not, it would mean she saw a whole lot of stuff that the crashes (thank god) took care of
     
  37. Clown Baby

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    I know that, you know that, I don’t think she knows that. But she obviously knows that it’s a bit of a sausage party around here.
     
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  38. Funshot Residue

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    Hand to God she said this yesterday morning while I was getting dressed after the great arctic key search. She was rummaging through a laundry basket looking for a particular hoodie (lost) and her driver's license (90% sure lost). Too rich.
     
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  39. Ty Webb

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  40. righty

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    Not seeing the problem here
     
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  41. PCH

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    Roll tide
     
  42. NineteenNine

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  43. Clown Baby

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    There used to be a few but they were immediately run off by thirsty users
     
  44. PCH

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  45. Joe_Pesci

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    Didn't someone send shirtless pics to one of them or someshit?
     
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  46. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    And an alleged underaged one at that
     
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  47. IHHH

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    pearl is one creepy dude
     
  48. AubCabs

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    i think someone's wife used to post on here. can't remember her or his name though
     
  49. IHHH

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    Who did that? I have an idea but not sure. Penn state fan?
     
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  50. Degausser

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    jaimej is KJROD20's wife. Don't think she gets on anymore though.
     
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