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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bertwing, May 16, 2016.
I don't mind seeing your opinion I just think your being cunty for calling for the mods to edit. These tangents are how every great tmb memory starts. It's not the perfect thread for some of it but your gf going to a funeral, dropping acid (at least), and dropping off the grid while hanging out with her old crew sounds like "dumb shit his gf did" to me. Could maybe skip with some of the advice columns but whatever. Been a while since this thread was this active and disaster flicks can be fun to watch.
Stories like these are why we pay the big bucks to TMB.
If I was actually calling for a mod to edit the thread I would have actually tagged a mod. It was my way of saying the fun-natured part of the post had way since passed and any further conversation regarding it is probably best served in a different thread. The thread was completely derailed.
mods please thread ban user a.tramp
Lol bc "no Natty".....as in no national championship. I'll see myself out.
This is mean. You are a gigantic buttplug of various colors.
Would you say you're not seeing eye to eye?
Ah! Hahahahaha we got a thread winner for 2019.
Not my girl but I just saw a large woman holding up traffic as she was driving her electric wheelchair down a busy road. Love Mississippi.
love you too man
hey pretty lady, would you give me a sign...
For the 1000000 time I came home to the dishwasher running while there were still a bunch of dishes in the sink. Open it up and yup, there is a ton of space for more items if she took 2 seconds to organize things.
First weekend post-cookies
I do not know this reference but still find the gif highly amusing
Gf gets car back from shop after someone backed into her door a couple weeks ago.
Me: hey how’s your car all good?
Her: yeah it’s just making this really weird and loud obnoxious sound though
Me:...you noticed this when you turned the car on at the shop?
Me: you didn’t go back and ask them wtf?
Her: NO OMG I don’t have time for this I have to go
Me: good talk russ
That is an absolute power move. I hope she looked deep into your eyes as she hit that button
I’ll say something like “cutting off the nose to spite the face” and she’ll accuse me of making up idiom/sayings.
So now of course I do. “You know what they say, a girl that complains a bunch is destined for wrinkles.”
"According to scientists, women who toss salad earn 38% more than women who don't. Oh and it burns 4720 Calories per half hour. Who am I to argue with scientists?"
It's cut off your nose to spiderface bruh
I believe toss salad is oral of the ass and I wouldn’t have my worst enemy go down on my ass.
*giving is a different story
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it
sure id love it, I’m more referencing how dirty my asshole is.
“I like mine with honey.” pops in my head every fucking time.
“I prefer syrup”
HBO scarred me. Who do I sue?
“It’s just not like me to lose things!”
-her, every time she loses something.
I hear good things about Hawthorne Wipes. They may help your problem.
I was reading the r/relationship Twitter account the other morning (very funny btw) and I commented to my wife that I think everyone on Reddit might be autistic. Her response was “Okay, Mr. Men’s Rights Football Forum.” It was a good burn.
But I got her back by repeatedly chanting “walk of shame” down the hallway of our building as she left for work.
Has she seen the massive political shift in this board over the past 4 years? I’d argue TMB is one of the most progressive sports message boards on the internets
I hope not, it would mean she saw a whole lot of stuff that the crashes (thank god) took care of
I know that, you know that, I don’t think she knows that. But she obviously knows that it’s a bit of a sausage party around here.
Hand to God she said this yesterday morning while I was getting dressed after the great arctic key search. She was rummaging through a laundry basket looking for a particular hoodie (lost) and her driver's license (90% sure lost). Too rich.
This is how we roll in Omaha
Not seeing the problem here
Is there a single female poster? I kinda doubt it.
There used to be a few but they were immediately run off by thirsty users
All the Internet nerds get weird whenever one showsnuo
Didn't someone send shirtless pics to one of them or someshit?
And an alleged underaged one at that
pearl is one creepy dude
i think someone's wife used to post on here. can't remember her or his name though
Who did that? I have an idea but not sure. Penn state fan?
jaimej is KJROD20's wife. Don't think she gets on anymore though.