Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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  2. The Real Roy Williams

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    I was buzzed up and rambling like I tend to do..My bad. Do you not even own a sword though? I have a katana and some old Spanish type sword. Plus a plethora of Japenees steel cutlry. If someone comes at me wrong they're tasting steel,.
     
  3. One Two

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    What fucking thread am I in?
     
  4. Baron

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    are you drinking at work Roy?
     
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  5. gus_chiggins

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    Seven Hells, that's Barriston Selmy's music!!!
     
  6. Doc Louis

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    The humblebrag on owning Ginsu knives thread.
     
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  7. JeremyLambsFace

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    Lol white trash and a weird Asian/martial arts fetishist

    You lead a rough life
     
  8. HatterasJack

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    Finally my time to shine! Due to my wife’s bleeding heart for down on their luck salespeople, we own not one, but TWO Cutco knife sets. Ginsu pleabs can suck it!
     
  9. Clown Baby

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    Came at Roy wrong when I asked him about his gf’s ultimatum and ended up tasting hundreds of layers of Damascus steel.
     
  10. The Real Roy Williams

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    Ha ha. I have a couple swords. Mainly for decorative purposes. I can still grab one for combat if necessary. I’m not a ninja though. I’m not white trash. I’ve been successfuly working for years and own my home plus a large stake in our company. Not that I have to prove anything to you.
     
  11. Imurhuckleberry

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    Are you sure, like really really sure, you're not a troll account?
     
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  12. The Real Roy Williams

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    I’m real. I wouldn’t troll. I’m eccentric and weird. I say things and people respond. I’ve never lied on this site ever.
     
  13. The Real Roy Williams

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    I don’t know why everyone cares so much. It’s weird.
     
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  14. Whammy Business

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    What’s weird is you continually dumping out your purse on this board. In addition to your various addictions, you’re obviously a narcissist. Seek help.
     
  15. The Real Roy Williams

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    Ok. I don’t carry a purse, maybe a fashionable satchel sometimes. I’m only addicted to alcohol. Nothing else. I’ve shared too much but people egg me on and ask questions so I answer and explain myself. What am I supposed to do?
     
  16. electronic

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    Bath salts.
     
  17. Whammy Business

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    You do you, pal. Just know we’re laughing at you, not with you.
     
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  18. The Real Roy Williams

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    I’m not crazy. You’re the one that’s crazy. You’re driving me crazy. Institution!

    Song lyrics but applicable.
     
  19. The Real Roy Williams

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    Well go fuck yourself. I’m annoying but I know who my friends are here. You are not one and I don’t care about your opinion.
     
  20. Whammy Business

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    Your first mistake is thinking anyone on here is your friend.
     
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  21. PCH

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    Could you please quit being a cunt? Thanks
     
  22. DUCKMOUTH

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    Never understood why some people like to be one.
     
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  23. Whammy Business

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    It’s in my DNA, much like addiction, codependent relationships and general stupidity are in others’ DNA.
     
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  24. The Real Roy Williams

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    Or like being a dick and a complete douche. Block me if I’m so terrible. God damn.
     
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  25. Whammy Business

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    Your inane posts are so ubiquitous blocking you would only result in pages and pages of out-of-context replies, rendering the thread just as insufferable.
     
  26. The Real Roy Williams

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    So block me. I didn’t think we had issues but apparently we do.
     
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  27. Degausser

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    This is a bit much. Roy is self-admittedly weird as shit, but he's harmless, and plenty of people, myself included, enjoy his ramblings.
     
  28. The Real Roy Williams

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    You’re a dick whammy. I only posted in this thread again b/c I was tagged.
     
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  29. Whammy Business

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    If this is the worst thing you deal with this week, you’ve made progress.
     
  30. BamaNug

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    Team Roy
     
  31. The Real Roy Williams

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    Ok. You don’t know shit about me other then stuff posted. I’m probably doing better than your bitch ass.
     
  32. Whammy Business

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    I’ve no doubt.
     
  33. The Real Roy Williams

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    I’m happy and have saved enough for my life. I’m good. My life is complicated and I’m a drunk sometimes. I’m responsible though. Nobody can say that against me. Can we quit bickering and be amicable? I want to be friends with everyone here. I can’t step down when someone talks down on me and my character though.
     
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  35. ugafish

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    I broke down giant boxes from a recent TV purchase, and other furnitures, and put it all on the curb for recycling with the recycle container. Hours later, I see all of it in our garage because my wife doesnt like it out overnight. Why do you ask? She said she didnt want people to see what we had recently bought. Later on, she came up with an even better reason: a small bottle of stuff she drinks fell out of the recycle container one time.
     
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  36. NineteenNine

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    This thread sucks.
     
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  37. Clown Baby

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    I don’t have this problem because the only thing I ever have shipped to me comes in a box conveniently labeled “NOT Penis Cream.”
     
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  38. ugafish

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    Thats brilliant. Where do you get your penis cream?
     
  39. Clown Baby

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    The one and only Steve Martin’s Penis Beauty Cream: New Formula
     
  40. dahldennsull

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    the 2nd part is LOL, i've heard throwing massive TV boxes out onto the corner is a nice ad for guys to at least take a peak in your back windows or check and see if a door was left unlocked.

    One would think a simple security logo in the yard/window would deter this easily though
     
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  41. The Real Roy Williams

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    Sorry.
     
  42. Ric Flair

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    Post a picture of you and the missus. In my experience, the crazies are always hot. I just want to see how hot she really is.
     
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  43. Clown Baby

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    Nature Boy about to have his thirst quenched...with steel
     
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  44. The Real Roy Williams

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    I'm kind of goofy but think I'm somewhat decent looking. She's hot as fuck. I don't think I'll post photos of us on here. I already have people that don't like me. Sounds like trouble.
     
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  45. Baron

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  46. angus

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    Shoot me a pm, I'll judge for the board.
     
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  47. The Real Roy Williams

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    I dated a girl that had bright dyed red hair and was a hairdresser back in the day. It was definetely the danger zone. I'm glad I got out when I could.It wasn't Tiffany but Ashley. Close enough though. Chick was a real bitch.
     
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  48. The Real Roy Williams

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    I wouldn't really mind but that seems like something that will get me in trouble.
     
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