Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    More like Trashley if she dated Roy
     
  2. angus

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    I won't share, but up to you.
     
  3. electronic

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    My head just exploded.
     
  4. The Real Roy Williams

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    Not nice clown face. I take my lady out to all kinds of fancy places like Red Lobster and the Sizzler.
     
  5. ugafish

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    I broke down that box to where the outside was not even visible, and I did remind her that’s why we have an alarm system. The best thing is she didn’t put it back out there in time to be picked up this morning, so it’s still out there and she will have to bring it back in and then put it back out next week. Hopefully the lesson was learned.
     
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  6. TheGrifter

    TheGrifter It's a trick. Get an axe.

    Ok. That's it. He's a troll account.
     
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  7. One Two

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    I actually save larger boxes so that when I get a shipment of dildos I can inconspicuously place the dildo boxes into the large box. That way my neighbor's are like "oh sweet he bought a new tv" instead of "that goddamn son of a bitch is having another dildo party."
     
  8. teel

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    Guess you haven’t had those biscuits
     
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  9. Imurhuckleberry

    Imurhuckleberry Avid spectator of windmill warriors
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    Forgot to add that she actually googled the phone number they called from as soon as they started talking and it came up as Tulsa FBI. Basically they spoofed the phone number. They were pretty good. I'd guess that this has worked for them before.
     
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  10. Imurhuckleberry

    Imurhuckleberry Avid spectator of windmill warriors
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    And don't be afraid to buy accessories. It's not gay. Some nice pendants and maybe a fossil watch.
     
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  11. BayouMafia

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    dick move to not invite your neighbors to your dildo party
     
  12. TheGrifter

    TheGrifter It's a trick. Get an axe.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. The Real Roy Williams

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    I’m not a troll for the hundredth time. It was a joke. Do you not get movie references? I was making fun of myself.
     
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  14. One Two

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    Roy if you don't start a dystopian art thread using the guy that painted the work in your avatar I am
     
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  15. The Real Roy Williams

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    Ok we can collaborate or you can just start it up. I’m about to make a chicken pasta and watch basketball right now though.
     
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  16. PCH

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    Medium rare?
     
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  17. TheGrifter

    TheGrifter It's a trick. Get an axe.

    What movie is this from?
     
  18. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    The Heckler from Happy Gilmore wants to go to Sizzler and Red Lobster with Shooter. :twocents:
     
  19. The Real Roy Williams

    The Real Roy Williams Oklahoma Sooners, OKC Thunder
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    Is this amateur hour? Clown Baby knows what I’m talking about.

    I was just fucking around anyway.
     
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  20. Imurhuckleberry

    Imurhuckleberry Avid spectator of windmill warriors
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    Drove through Normon this afternoon and thought about inviting trrw out for a beer to verify his existence. Thought about all that Japanese cutlery and made a different decision and called the bff instead. #longlifehacks
     
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  21. The Real Roy Williams

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    You should have hit me up dude. I would have met you for a beer. I am a real person I promise. I don’t just randomly weild Japanese steel. You have to protect yourself though. I don’t take them out in public.
     
  22. hood b. goode

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    [​IMG]
     
  23. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    Roy you don't have to talk about your swords like you're in a Quentin Tarantino movie
     
  24. Rabid

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    But it is cooler when he does.
     
  25. The Real Roy Williams

    The Real Roy Williams Oklahoma Sooners, OKC Thunder
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    My swords are mostly decorative but I’m glad I have them. I don’t keep guns at the house. I have a couple but they’re at my dad’s house in the safe till I get one. One time I did see a sword stand off. This nerd was hitting on my friend’s girlfriend in the middle place at Bishop’s Landing apartments. My first place after high school. He was waving it around trying to make moves. I think he was one of those people that stage fake medieval fights. We all just laughed at him and nothing happened. He said he was defending her honor. What a nerd.
     
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  26. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    I like to picture Roy and his place as Rahad Jackson and his from Boogie Nights. Roy, in a bathrobe, ranting and going crazy to Sisten Christian and Jessie’s Girl while some scantily clad Asian man is popping firecrackers in the background. But, Roy brandishes a sword instead of a firearm when things get heavy.
     
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  27. The Real Roy Williams

    The Real Roy Williams Oklahoma Sooners, OKC Thunder
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    I have no clue what this means. I’m confused. I do have a really nice bathrobe though. It’s very soft. My girl always steals it though every morning. Damn woman get your own bathrobe. She’s the movie buff and would probably get the reference.
     
  28. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    Well then I would suggest watching Boogie Nights at your earliest convenience
     
  29. Russellin4885

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    I help run a small family business and we had "our" power company, Duke Energy call us telling us that we were delinquent on our power bill and that someone was on their way to shut the power off. Luckily I answered the phone as I do all the accounting so I knew that was bullshit. Quickly logged in to see that we were fine, the guy was pushing for a payment over the phone but I told him that I didn't feel comfortable with that and needed a phone number and address to drop the check off at. He wasn't thrilled about it but gave me both. I called the number and they had spoofed the actual Duke Energy phone menu, I went through the prompt and talked to an actual person that had every detail about our company. All our bill info, our account number, everything. I hung up with him though and then googled the number and address and they both came up as Duke Energy and it was an actual address. After that I called the number from our actual bill and confirmed it was a scam but that shit was incredibly solid, they legit had me thinking for a second that it might be real. I'm still confused how they were getting away with having an actual physical address that people could bring checks to.
     
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  30. Baron

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    That's wild. We should almost start a thread on scams, just more as an FYI as to what people are seeing. I've watched this streamer on Twitch before, Kitboga, really really smart dude. He calls scammers all the time to raise awareness and hopefully get them shut down. it's really interesting stuff. Here is the link if anyone is interested:
     
  31. Hatfield

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    :itsatrap:
     
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  32. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    remember when I was a dick trying to give him safe harbor in how own thread
     
  33. PCH

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    Yea. You're such a gentleman. That was such a solid safe space you created for him. Pat yourself on the back bro!
     
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  34. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    already have, twice
     
  35. Baron

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    do it again!
     
  36. Arkadin

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    skiedfrillet you gonna let him talk about you like that
     
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  37. skiedfrillet

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    Sounds like you’re a pussy for not accepting the challenge
     
  38. The Real Roy Williams

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    skiedfrillet Do you do those mock sword battles at parks and the Medieval Fair? I'm not hating. Just curious.
     
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  39. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    He does. I’d tread lightly lest you catch the business end of some Valerian steel
     
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  40. The Real Roy Williams

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    It wasn't my business plus I was inside watching tv. I only heard about it after the fact and laughed.
     
  41. Arkadin

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    You said you saw it roy. Why would you lie to us
     
  42. The Real Roy Williams

    The Real Roy Williams Oklahoma Sooners, OKC Thunder
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    I saw the very tail end of it and the dude was putting up his sword and leaving. Yelling things. I didn't see the build up. I was on the balcony looking down.
     
  43. The Real Roy Williams

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    We were all just 18 at the time. Plus all kinds of weird shit went down at that apartment complex. Pretty much nightly. That place was ghetto as fuck though it was only a block away from the stadium. They tore it down recently to make a new fancy complex. I shed a tear.
     
  44. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Yes I’m a 4 time champion in the low country of SC

    A lot of folks think you need to go with a broad sword for the extra power factor, but I’ve always subscribed to the speed > power belief and it has been very fortunate to me
     
  45. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
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    Any video of your conquests?
     
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  46. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    i'm sorry we don't record matches because we don't want our opponents to study our fighting tendencies
     
  47. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    I can confirm that skiedfrillet looks and acts exactly like Augie from Role Models (some of you might know the actor better as McLovin)
     
  48. The Real Roy Williams

    The Real Roy Williams Oklahoma Sooners, OKC Thunder
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    Damn. We have a sword master on the board. That's awesome. I just hang mine up and would wildly swing them around if I ever needed to. Let me be your student.
     
  49. Connor Norman

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    About time to unwatch this shit show of a thread
     
  50. teel

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