I’ll cut you a good deal. We got to the point where we had to reduce the roster or it was just going to start coming off too weird when people came over. Whereas 4 is obviously completely normal.
In my experience it's far more effective to walk away not saying a word so they have to wallow in misery in silence.
hopefully she learned her lesson, but if not, I know a girl who put some carbonated water or something in one of hers and had overfilled it... when she pushed down to blend it, the bottle exploded and her hand went right down into the spinning blades. Multiple surgeries since on her mangled hand. If she decides to overfill again, I hope you go past making fun of her and tell her to stop asap
When the pressure is off the blades are supposed to stop. How did she accomplish this? The blades weren't still under power right?
going to guess the bottom was still locked in so when the top exploded, her hand went straight into the blades.
I guess there may be different ones, but the one I'm familiar with doesn't lock, have to have pressure to run.
Luka - pm me your address and I will legitimately send you one. I’m not parting with the entire quartet.
Wife while changing the baby said something about her being "naked as a jayber". Had to clarify. Yep, definitely was saying jayber.
To be fair, after correcting her, I asked her wtf a jayber was, and she asked me wtf a jaybird was. i could no more answer her question than she could mine
I know what a bluejay is. Didn't know this until now, but apparently it's ACTUALLY "naked as a J-bird" as in "jailbird" for when they bring in a bunch of new inmates and de-louse them en masse
Wife had a pretty good one last night. Our oldest is 21 (yeah, I'm old, shut up, I'm telling a story) and was discussing getting his FL Driver's license updated to a landscape version versus the portrait version for minors. Wife asks him if the new one will fit in his wallet. Blank faces from Him, his 17 yo brother, and I. she made us prove they were the same size. She held his beside hers in opposing orientations and said "See". He snatched it, turned it, and just stared at her.
I guess now I don't understand why one would abbreviate "jailbird" to "j-bird" at all. Older generations did a lot of fucky language things like that though. Not always in the name of brevity
Wife: The worlds smallest baby went home today, it’s 10 ounces. Me: How is it even alive being that small? Son: Dad, the worlds shortest person is only like 2 feet tall. Wife: Son, 10 ounces is tiny. Dad, how big is a can of pop, like 12 ounces? Me: How is that relevant? You’re kidding me right? There are two different types of ounces dear.