Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member

    Tried to send dump a video of my new tenant but sadly not able to figure out how to attach a file in the direct message.
     
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  2. dump

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  3. Eathan Edwards

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    Just pm'd you. I'm sure it's doable but I've clicked every option and nothing allows me to attach a video from cell thus far. Also definitely possible that I'm technologically bereft and missing the obvious.
     
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  4. dump

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    This is all your fault GoodForAnother and Mix
     
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  5. Connor Norman

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    Use imgur and send the link
     
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  6. One Two

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  7. ned's head

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    Generally fox cum is a little more bitter
     
  8. devine

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    Lol
     
  9. NineteenNine

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    Update: got taxes done and it was way better than we expected. Now she’s upset we didn’t make as much as last year even though she quit her $100k+ job to move and we concentrated on running up expenses in our businesses specifically to decrease tax liability.

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  10. DaveGrohl

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    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE HELP THIS MAN
     
  11. Homo Erectus

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    Here we go..Got it to load ;)

     
  12. PCH

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    We're talking about falcon heavy and how cool it is.

    She now thinks amazon CEO Elon musk personally uses it to ship Amazon prime orders across the globe. How else does two day shipping work?
     
  13. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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  14. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    I wouldn’t put it past him.
     
  15. PCH

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    Ummm..... About that CEO....
     
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  16. NineteenNine

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    Oh. Ha.
     
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  17. TheFreak55

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    congrats to @devine’s wife for finally orgasming
     
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  18. The Real Roy Williams

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  19. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    Just got done watching the Masters. Going to knock out a few more eps of GoT on my rewatch. How’s it going with your girl?
     
  20. The Real Roy Williams

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  21. Homo Erectus

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    Here's a picture of the "fox"
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  22. The Real Roy Williams

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    Not much. I’ll probably drink myself stupid, talk to the old lady and start washing the shit I need to pack. Tomorrow I have the Thunder game and GOT.
     
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  23. Jimmy the Saint

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    Aren’t you going to rehab?
     
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  24. BayouMafia

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    Not tomorrow

    There’s something poetic about getting drunk while packing for rehab
     
  25. 941Gator

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    you normally roll up to rehab sober?
     
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  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It just makes the withdrawals worse if it’s for alcohol.
     
  27. Pharm

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    No one goes to rehab sober unless court mandated from jail.
     
  28. Jimmy the Saint

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    Getting your money’s worth I guess :idk:
     
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  29. IHHH

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    but if you have to go to rehab you are aware that something is not right. The urgency should tell you to not get drunk before going in, right?
     
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  30. IHHH

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    Anyway real Roy Williams seems like a good dude, wish him all the best
     
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  31. BayouMafia

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    And a dieter could not have a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate covered cherry blizzard before the diet starts Monday but, well fuck I don’t remember my point but now I want a blizzard
     
  32. IHHH

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    No I am fully aware, it’s a good point. Just tough to understand sometimes

    You forgot, with a Diet Coke.
     
  33. Norm Peterson

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    My guess is, if that worked, he wouldn't need rehab.
     
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  34. Tobias

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    diet rehab starts monday
     
  35. Marbles

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    Yeah. Drank a pint of vodka on my way to rehab. They detox you there. It’s not uncommon. Good luck The Real Roy Williams
     
  36. Pharm

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    That's not how addiction works. You know it's not right but can't stop. Also with alcohol he shouldn't stop, unless in a controlled environment at rehab. Those withdrawals will kill you.
     
  37. PCH

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    If they stop because they're going to rehab.......they wouldn't need rehab
     
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  38. 941Gator

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    are you trying to put all rehab’s out of business?
     
  39. IHHH

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    I get it guys
     
  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I did it without going to rehab. It sucked and I knew it was dangerous but I just tapered myself off using beer. The first 3 days were absolute hell and I made sure to drink plenty of water and pedialyte so I wouldn't get dehydrated. I was drinking at least a fifth a day on top of beer and wine, sometimes an entire handle. I started by drinking a beer then I’d wait an hour before drinking the next one and each day I’d add an extra half hour to my time between drinks until I was down to a beer a day and able to just stop. The shaking, vomiting, diarrhea, and not sleeping at all those first few days were awful. It’s worse than the flu, but by the 4th day it stopped. Have to go to a gi specialist tomorrow for my liver to make sure it’s not still inflamed and fat deposits and to make sure I don’t have any scarring but I feel much better now. I have a ton of alcohol in the house still but I won’t touch it. Same as when I was tapering off. It was there but I didn’t touch it and kept a journal of when I finished my beer so I could make sure I didn’t drink another one before it was time.
     
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  41. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I also don’t know the poster’s addiction. Mine was a physical addiction to alcohol. I’d wake up every single day vomiting bile and the only way to stop it was with at least 4 shots of rum. I knew I couldn’t live like that so I was done with it. I didn’t even want to drink at all but I made myself because I knew the risks of going cold turkey. My wife still drinks around me but it doesn’t bother me at all as I don’t want to drink. We have alcohol in the house and I have the means to go and buy more but I won’t because I simply have no desire to drink.
     
  42. Hatfield

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    4 shots of rum every morning AFTER throwing up sounds absolutely miserable
     
  43. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It was. I’d take one and have to make myself keep it down then take another and so on until the feeling of having to throw up and shakes went away. I knew that was no way to live.
     
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  44. DistantFactor

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    Jesus this sounds brutal, hats off to you sir.

    Good luck to you The Real Roy Williams
     
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  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    On top of the physical shit it also hindered me from being able to do anything. I couldn’t drive or go to the store or anything because I’d already be drunk from the time I had woke up or if I didn’t drink I couldn’t go in public because I was a shaking mess. Like I said it was no way to live and I knew I couldn’t keep on going like that and expect to have anything resembling a normal life.
     
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  47. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I moved it to the addiction thread. Didn’t mean to derail. Please continue with stupid shit for wives and gfs do
     
  48. Eathan Edwards

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    Well just got back from Coachella and the new roommate is still fucking here (they're both passed out as it's only 10am here). Have to go straight to a plumbing inspection for the new venue then head back to figure out a plan. Also due to me leaving town I have had basically zero interaction with this person thus far who has now been here since Thursday.
     
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  49. The Real Roy Williams

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    Thank you. I thought I was posting in the random thoughts thread so my bad on making shit weird. I tend to do that on here. I have a positive attitude but I’m scared as shit.
     
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  50. Wallcoq

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    How hot is she?
     
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