Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. DaveGrohl

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    I'm gonna need Eathan Edwards to keep this thread updated. I feel like this guy:

     
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  2. dump

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  3. HatterasJack

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    Tough, but fair.
     
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  4. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He called me a pussy and told me my car is for losers after I crumpled to the floor.
     
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  5. Shawn Hunter

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  7. dump

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    Yes
     
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  9. Eathan Edwards

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    So I’ve lived at my place for two years and had never seen our windows get washed - my place faces the blvd and the building across wasn’t occupied yet so we always left the blinds up For the view.

    I had two girls over - both naked making out with each other and then a window washer pops down and is just staring in. I still can’t figure out this video shit but you should be able to catch the drift from photos from the video.

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  10. Joe_Pesci

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    eathan your life fascinates me
     
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  11. One Two

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    You realize Dave Grohl is going to jump off a building if you don't get these videos posted? His life is in your hands, dude.
     
  12. Boom TittyMilk

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    So all those documentaries I’ve been watching over the years are factually true
     
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  13. Clown Baby

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    I like how the pic collage really highlights the window washer and not the two naked women. Just A+ stuff.
     
  14. dump

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  15. Eathan Edwards

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    I actually know these two - and both their faces are shown right after so I can’t throw that up online.

    The earlier girl is a random so not that worried about it.
     
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  16. DaveGrohl

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    ftfy
     
  17. tylerdolphin

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    So pretty much user Eathan Edwards is wilfoy except his life really is better than ours.
     
  18. Eathan Edwards

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    I downloaded imgur - two questions.

    1. Do the videos go to anywhere public on imgur or do you have to have the exact link to potentially find them?
    2. Does imgur let you download stuff that's posted onto another device or no?
     
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  19. Shawn Hunter

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    lol he is concerned I am going to post it on Pornhub
     
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  20. Ty Webb

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    :roll:
     
  21. Name P. Redacted

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    eathan send me the makeout video i'll edit out their faces i'm very good with computer
     
  22. Chipper>Jeter

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    Last night my wife turned the burner on the stove top off but left the gas on. My daughter got home around 11:30 pm from an out of town soccer team and could smell it. She went and turned the stove eye completely off. Then she decided to call the fire department to report a gas leak. I was woken up around 1 am to fire fighters in my kitchen.

    I have mixed feelings about all of this because she is 18 and I guess better safe than sorry. This seemed like a good place for this story and I will let you guys cast judgement. Obviously I would have preferred she just wake me up but here we are.
     
  23. a.tramp

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    You daughter appears to have at least a partially formed brain. I would say better safe than sorry and be happy things did not turn out differently.
     
  24. angus

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    The wife on the other hand...
     
  25. Oranjello

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    Your wife did some stupid shit, but your daughter made the responsible call.
     
  26. angus

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    I'm very confident that I am making the most accurate and definitive statement of my life...

    Your life is very different than mine.
     
  27. dump

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    I feel like the daughter got most of Chipper>Jeter ’s genes

    also you are old, man
     
  28. Russellin4885

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    When I was in high school I came home about blacked out drunk one night. Was stumbling around when I see the pilot light on in the fireplace. For some reason I decide it shouldn't be on so I go over to the fireplace, lean over and blow it out. Then I keep hearing the gas running and think I'm about to fill our whole downstairs up with gas and blow us up. I'm in high school though and drunk as shit so can't figure out how to light the pilot light. Had to go upstairs and wake my dad up in the middle of the night to come downstairs and help me. That was fun trying to explain in that state.
     
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  29. 941Gator

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    you gotta regain the respect of the house back. clearly she went over your head.
     
  30. TheFreak55

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    Dodge Stratus?
     
  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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  32. gus_chiggins

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    Neon*
     
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  33. IHHH

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    That motherfucker is not even pretending to be washing the window.

    Did he not see you get a pic?
     
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  34. NP13

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    Would you pretend to wash the windows if there were 2 attractive and naked women making out in clear view?
     
  35. Ty Webb

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    I’m sure his attention is 100% correctly focused on the two naked women in the apartment
     
  36. wes tegg

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    Your daughter was just going to let you die of carbon monoxide poisoning in your sleep?
     
  37. One Two

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    Sounds like a much more peaceful way out if compared to riding in his wife's car.
     
  38. Chipper>Jeter

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    She can’t drive for shit so unfortunately she didn’t inherit all of them from me
     
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  39. Connor Norman

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    Well she is a female after all
     
  40. Chipper>Jeter

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    Right but also related to my wife. My wife is a like the Michael Phelps of bad driving.
     
  41. Chipper>Jeter

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    What are the odds I would die that way and not in a fiery automobile crash with my wife driving?
     
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  42. IHHH

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    Not sure what I would or would not do but this guy just chilling outside the window getting an eye full giving zero fuck about being spotted cracked me up.
     
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  44. Joe_Pesci

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    i was thinking that the "night club" he owns is really a strip club
     
  45. Eathan Edwards

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    Nah, the same 70 year old dude owns almost every Hollywood/weho strip club.

    His daughter was on love and hip hop and her claim to fame was a sex tape with Mally Mall :themoreyouknow:
     
  46. Name P. Redacted

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    Is there really no sex in the champagne room?
     
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  47. REGGNECK

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    Are we still waiting for the play button to function? :chan::cmonson: The shit we put up with...
     
  48. bigred77

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