Seems like you're the one lacking intellect, Eathan. I have "we will never actually know what that shoe walks like if it truly isn't your shoe" tattooed on on my ribcage. Subtle, but classy. Although I'm still struggling with why humans want to swim to the bottom of the sea faster than others.
Eathan Edwards I have questions about you very entertaining life -was one of the girls making out in your apt your gf? -she's down for threesomes right? -does your gf swing both ways? -have you met user Dan Patrick ?
She may just be ahead of her time (justice be) in her terms. Edit: no idea what I was going for with this statement and have spent 10 minutes trying to figure out wtf I was trying to relay.
I unfortunately missed that whole thread but see it referenced constantly - cliffs? My gf was dating girls exclusively for 3 years before we got together so it wasn’t a big move for her to get on the bring girls home bandwagon. She’s the catalyst honestly, I maybe can take credit for like 15% of the girls we bring home.
Dan Patrick and his wife started swinging. Then his wife started swinging on her own. Behind his back. Then thing went South in a hurry. So that was your wife. You're living a rock star life my man!
That’s the way it’s looking. She’s awesome though, not gonna have her take a GMAT for me or anything but she is a 9 that is willing to put up with my nonsenses so that’s all I can realistically ask for. But as mentioned previously my GF has final say on pretty much every aspect of my life and she wants her so I’m assuming once we move into the new spot she’ll move in.
My wife just spent $38 at Publix and came home with: 2 packs of Publix mini muffins - $5 each 2 packs of nitrite/nitrate free bacon - $7 each 1 pint of Halo ice cream - $6 1 box of almond flour crackers - $5 While the lack of effective/efficient shopping is bad enough, the real charm of this story comes from the fact that she went to the store to grab some basil.
I’m going to need to know if the attendant walked her stuff to the car for her before I call the win.
I feel like if we go to Ralph's I can fill up the entire shopping cart for $120 or less. Trader Joes that little basket is going to end up at over $100 somehow for a couple days of food.
For real? We load up at Trader Joe’s for cheap. We actually make a trip to Germantown just to go there and stock up for a month.
My problem at the grocery store is stuff like "well, ribs are on sale so I guess I'm buying these now"
Yea, mine may be worse pricing wise than typical though because I'm sure their rent is absurd (Hollywood/Vine location), also pretty confident we are extremely sub-par grocery shoppers.
This hits me right in the feels. I have lost track of the number of times wife has come home with 8 bags of shit from the grocery store when she "was just going to grab some "X"". Fast forward an hour and a half later when I finish upacking all 8 bags... Me: "honey, where is the X?" Her: "shit"
Yeah we cut our grocery budget in half just by shopping at Aldi. I have about five things that I will only get from Winn Dixie instead because of brand loyalty. Publix can eat a dick (except their subs of course).
It's such a strange lie to tell just to go to the grocery store. Like, if you are telling me you are buying ecstasy, just say you are going to meet up with a drug dealer. I think my wife might be addicted to groceries.
Y’all ever get into trying to explain to your wives how a thermostat works for central heat and air? We recently just moved to a bigger house in the burbs. This house now has a zoned system so a separate thermostat for upstairs and down... I have had to bite my tongue so hard because mrs titties refuses to listen to anything I say. Just tonight, she was complaining for a solid hour about the upstairs unit being broken. She said it was just hot up there for two days now. I go upstairs and low and behold, she had cut the entire unit off. I have turned it on. Guess what? It’s like the fucking Arctic in the kids rooms. Why did I never check this for myself before? Well... have you ever dealt with the aftermath of trying to tell a woman how they should or shouldnt do something? Even tonight, she asks me what I did to fix it. I just said, “I turned it on”. Even at that, she wanted to argue with me about how she didn’t turn it off and that the wiring was wrong or whatever. I had to take a couple of deep breaths and let it go. Good times bros.
I see a few things you did wrong in this post. 1) You got married 2) You moved to the burbs 3) You bought a house with a “complicated” HVAC system
My wife cannot grasp how a thermostat works. It’s been ten years of me trying to explain it to her and she can’t get it. She has finally just told me when she’s cold or hot but the ecobee does it’s thing so well that it’s very rare for her to feel uncomfortable.