This is definitely a thing (not being even slightly sarcastic) - a woman isn’t secure in their relationship without a solid picture of their significant other’s genitalia - I appreciate the level of formality with which she addressed the situation.
Randomly texts for dick pics during the day but doesn’t like the use of the word pussy. Can’t explain that shit.
Got home from work yesterday, power is out. "How come our wifi isn't working?" The power is out. "What does that have to with the wifi, it's wireless" You can't be serious "Are you going to post this?" Yep "Asshole"
She can be stupid sometimes but 14 years of marriage and she's still giving blowjobs so you take the good with the bad.
Yeah those were plentiful before marriage. Now they are the rarest of birds. She developed a bad gag reflex after 3rd baby and doesn't want me to cum in her mouth anymore Did get some buttsex Sunday night tho so that was p cool
My wife and kids were out running errands today. They came home to take care of the tick on my oldest’s forehead... Spoiler ...except it wasn’t a tick. It was a poppyseed from the bagel they all shared for a snack earlier in the afternoon.
Gets into so many at fault accidents that our reduced limit auto insurance is almost as much as our home insurance
At some point it becomes cheaper to sell the car and have her just uber everywhere and have stuff delivered instead.
My wife and I are expecting our first kid here in a few weeks. Here's a conversation from this morning: Me: I guess I will need to learn to play Minecraft. Seems like all the kids are obsessed with it. Her: You didn't play that as a kid? Me: No? Wasn't it released when we were in college? Her: I don't think so. I played it all the time when I was a kid. I'm better at it than you. Me: What are you talking about? I know for a fact you haven't played Minecraft, built cities etc. Her: Building cities? Me: Yes. That's what you do in that game. Her: No you click around the bombs until you find all of them. Me: *Fist into mouth, screaming.*
In San Francisco with a friend, car gets broken into Louis Vuitton purse gone Suitcase gone Thank God she had her wallet with her
Why didn’t she put them in her trunk? That’s like rule number 1 in a city. If it’s visible someone will bust a window out to snag it
Exactly - two months down the road after you've already replaced it they hit you with the "Oh I guess it was just in the closet at home the whole time, silly me".
Really? You think a logical decision is happening with two women excited to go take a picture of the crooked street?
Apparently somebody that lived directly above where the car was parked videotaped the whole thing 4 guys in a Black Mazda with plates that match a stolen Infiniti Welp, thanks
I went to a historical site earlier this year and they had Louis Vuitton trunk from the very early 1900s with the signature monogram canvas pattern. Looked to be in exceptional condition on the outside. I can't even begin to imagine how much money that would fetch at an auction.