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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bertwing, May 16, 2016.
but it would be better for you when Trump gets re-elected and a Civil War happens
Why not just ask for cash, checks, or Venmo/PayPal? Then no one is taking a cut.
Also fuck anyone who gives gift cards.
Plus all that sweet, sweet free healthcare.
She had to take my keys tonight and was confused why I had a rape whistle on my key chain
i have that same usb stick
Men can get raped too. Why she being sexist?
While we were in Italy a local guy was explaining his small town's summer tradition where there are lots of fireworks. As he was trying to find the right words to translate the name of it to English, she blurted out "Fourth of July?!"
I guess tmb isn't above man rape shaming even in these days...
That is what I am using.
She bought this for the bathroom. It should be an emogi
The little known cologne variant Sex Leopard?
Mrs. Scorpio: Did you buy a bunch of shirts or something?
Me: Yeah, bought some UF and Bucs polos
Mrs. Scorpio: You spent over $400!
Me: I regret nothing
Take it to the ‘Stupid Shit Hank Scorpio Does’ thread.
In this scenario, she’s the reasonable one
Jesus fucking christ
I hope you got the jorts to go with the Florida jerseys
$400 on shirts that are limited in use (games, golf, etc) is not the move.
Team polo's are perfectly acceptable friday work wear
Shit I wear polos around the house if they are really comfortable.
This is TMB. Of course it is.
In my defense:
1. I bought most of the shirts in 2 different sizes (online order) because their fits vary wildly depending on the brand (and even within brand) imo, so half of what she saw on the statement is being/has been returned
2. I wear them to work most days, so they get a lot of use.
In reality, it's closer to $200-250
How many shirts will you actually keep if you keep one size of each shirt?
Sounds like you got a good deal to me then given these are licensed sports polos.
I have to work this morning which means taking care of the kids by myself will be next to impossible. She just *had* to go to yoga at 9:30 to relax after a long and stressful week.
Left at 9am
Got some coffee at Starbucks
And a Whole Foods charge about 5 minutes ago
I’ve been working all morning with bored and frustrated kids while her 60 minute yoga class has been a 2.5 hour excursion with stops for coffee and snacks. Today is the day I get divorced.
Need an update on this
My wife does this type shit all the time .
But my kids are older and she always naggin me while I’m on the golf course!
Think I’m gonna block her number when I play ...
Not much to it. She came home, I bitched at her, she took the kids for a while, and I grabbed lunch by myself. I’ve been married long enough to know to pick my battles. I’m not digging my heels in on something like that.
If I pitched a fit every time she did something that pissed me off (or vice versa) then we definitely would be divorced.
That's 3, maybe 4 shirts
Not my girlfriend but last night JeremyLambsFace's wife slobbered all over my dick because she thought it was a t bone steak
Billy is lashing out because I told him some hard truths about how truly terrible he is.
smart man. that kind of selfish shit annoys the shit out of me. but you are absolutely right to handle it the way you did.
billy you are a thief of joy
Been married for two months. She and I don’t share s bathroom so it was just today that I discovered she goes through a roll of toilet paper a day. WTF?
You don't share a bathroom?
How could they if his wife never leaves the shitter
She has 10 bathrooms she could shit all day
Why is someone’s penis shaped like a T? Why is Marbles wife shitting 8 hours a day? We’ve got questions that need answers
My wife and I don’t share a bathroom or a closet. It’s glorious.
Is this where Billy bitches about everyone getting "offended" too easily because his jokes are lame?
We are same. It’s so nice.
I just sat down for the first time this evening since getting home from work because I am cooking 10 briskets tomorrow night for a benefit for one of her friends children, and I came home and immediately started getting shit ready, then I was watering the area where my big smoker is gunna be parked since its dry as fuck here, and the fucking faucet pipe broke
I get everything shut off and dug up and thank god I have the fittings I need to fix it
About an hour into that, wifey walks out and says "can you come inside for a minute? "
Ok, I'm muddy as shit but whatever
She then proceeds to tell me her ankles are swollen and that could mean she has congestive heart failure or maybe renal failure and she really wishes I would come inside and sit with her and rub her feet
I told her it could also mean you have been busting your ass doing stuff on your feet the last 5 days or so (like she has) and that her body isnt used to that. She is a stay at home wife who decided to take on helping a friend clean a couple of houses, then went on a deep clean spree of our house for some reason.
Tells me she really wishes I would reach out to my friend the heart surgeon and ask him about her swollen ankles.
I told her she really needed to sit back in the recliner with her feet up
She responded to that asking if i thought she should go to the ER
I just got done fixing my busted pipe, and filling the hole etc
I have heard vaccuum and shit running the whole time I am out here
I may sit here in the driveway drinking the rest of the night
Ohh, and I still need to finish setting everything up to cook tomorrow