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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bertwing, May 16, 2016.
At least her purse wasn’t stolen so she can donate a bunch of money to this fundraiser.
Pics of swollen feet?
Got a letter in the mail this week from State Farm letting us know that after those two vehicle theft claims, if we have another before sometime in 2020, they will be cancelling our policy
I've been with the same state farm agent for 24 years (since I was 16)
I tagged on with her after my dad had been with her since, in her (the agents) words, before they even had records
She literally couldn't go back in their records far enough to find a time my family wasn't insured with her
I have never had a claim with them at all
Agent got an earful that next day
I can not stop laughing at this
Thank you, I might not consider murdering my lovely wife after this laugh
That’s not the agent’s fault. We have a risk analysis system that determines when policyholders get those letters. If you have the same type of claim back to back, it will trigger us (underwriting) to send that letter.
In summary, blame your wife for getting that letter and not your SF agent.
My wife has been talking about getting a hybrid rav4. Developed an interesting plan of buying it sight unseen, because she's afraid she won't like it if she test drives it
Ohh I know the letter didn't come from my agent
But my agent is who gets to hear about it
I dont have a number for you shit ass underwriters who dont give a fuck about me, so she is who gets the phone call
Tell us more, this sounds fun
YOu got some foot fetish?
It's a true dilemma:
Go for it: she buys it and potentially whines for a few years if it sucks.
Insert logic: she probably buys something more expensive.
He has the biggest foot fetish you have ever seen
Please post pictures of feet all day and tag user texasraider
I'm super impressed about your meat load man. You must be a pro
That you Pearl?
My parents have a similar situation with State Farm and just had to take my sister (who is just a year from graduating college) off their policy and move her to Progressive because they threatened to cancel their entire policy due to her speeding tickets.
State Farm is pretty cunty for an Insurance agency
Shouldn’t the purse be covered under homeowners since it isn’t actually part of the car?
Homeowners claims are likely to get you cancelled faster than auto claims. Especially if you have more than one and it isn’t related to Mother Nature.
I’m just surprised his auto covered the loss
It was homeowner insurance that covered it
Wife did the dish washer last night. Half of the top rack was filled with spatulas laying flat.
Anyone else's wife terrible about putting the laundry into the dryer? My wife loves to do a load and then let it sit there for like a day and it gets this terrible musty smell. Tough one to complain about too since I hate doing laundry and prefer not to do it myself but damn I'm tired of throwing on a shirt and having it stink.
That’s actually one of my wife’s pet peeves. If it sits for more than a couple hours she will wash it again.
That sounds nice. I'll probably just start doing myself, the washing and drying are obviously easy (apparently not to my wife) but I hate folding clothes with a passion.
I don’t mind it but she usually handles it since she only works part time.
My girlfriend is always misplacing things. She loses her keys, wallet, purse, etc all the time. She ordered this wireless key finder/item locater with a transmitter remote and 6 receiver keychain things that beep when you push the buttons on the remote. We attached them to her keys, wallet, purse, tv remote and phone. We’re about to go out to dinner last night and she can’t find her keys. I say use your new thingie and she says she doesn’t know where she put the transmitter. I honestly couldn’t tell if she was trying to be cute or serious.
I could see my wife doing this exact same thing
Our building and the W are all on RFD fobs, so I just bought 20 stick-on repeaters and she has one in like everything she owns so she is never locked out.
All purses and wallets, phone, key ring, etc.
Huge life hack if you you have that type of door.
Update: got text from wife that said she was leaving work early and stopping at a toyota dealership. This could mean so many things
Just a little Friday afternoon shopping, imagine selling cars and seeing a woman alone step foot inside your dealership.
You should hop in your car and join her asap
And to be honest I am just acting like a macho, my gf is better than me to shop cars and see what is good and bad.
Mrs. Frez: Since we're out, I want to price some new blinds.
Me: okay, do you know the sizes?
Mrs. Frez: No, why would that matter?
Me: fuck it, nevermind dear, let's go look
Mrs. Frez: Maybe I'll just make them myself.
Blinds are some of the worse things to buy, you know you are getting fucked over. You know it won’t return you anything but It definitely makes your house look a lot better so it’s worth 5k....and then you sell the place and the new owner hates it so he just throws them out.
You can’t take these to a new place, it won’t fit.
Plantation shutters are worth the extra $ imo
It is very important if you plan to live there for a while, my experience was putting a reasonable chunk of money(I thought) to window dress my condo and 6 years later I sold it and the new owner threw it all away. I don’t regret it, It looked great but when I was shopping for new ones I could not stop thinking that maybe spending 1500 on a single window might not be a great investement
I agree. I love mine.
What kind of blinds are you buying? Solid gold?
Wood, I had a pretty big ass window and just that one cost me 1500$. It was custom made...so yeah I am worse than your wives. Overall it was close to 5k for the whole place.
Back then it was pretty much equal
Me: Hey what times your work outing tomorrow and and when do we need to drop the dog off to get groomed?
Her: My work thing is 1-4pm, and we’ll drop the dog off before. It’ll work out perfect, the actual grooming appointment is at 1:30 and it takes about four hours.
Me: So what’s the plan from 4-5:30?
Her: Oh, I guess I did the math wrong.
She knew exactly what she was doing
Followed up asking me why I didn’t say something when she sent me the picture of the confirmation.
I said “I guess I gave you too much credit and assumed there were no other options?”
She put that all on you from the beginning
Maybe I’ll just give the dog a haircut while she’s asleep