Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

Wipes it on the side

 

Spoiler

 

anyone else wipe their dicks after they pee?

 

Dab it dry on the handle before using it to flush it. Duh

 

Yes

 

is that a Canadian thing, or an "i was raised by two loving mothers because my birth parents left me at a fire station" thing?

 

This thread has me thinking I’ve been pissing wrong my entire life. I’ve never wiped my dick.

 

Where the hell do you keep toilet paper if it’s easier to reach behind yourself to grab a tissue on top of the toilet?

 

keep reading shawn, he's wiping his dick after he pisses. most guys stand to pee, do you pee sitting down, shawn?

 

I can get constipated easily so I like to sit down at home or at work because it encourages bowel movements. I won’t sit down anywhere else unless I have to poop though.

And sometimes people pee when they poop, does he also use a tissue then?

 

You get so much more accomplished if you sit to pee.

 

I thought I was going crazy

 

Change the game and flush the peehole with the bidet

 

Hokie needs to see a urologist

 

that's not how you spell psychologist

 

Using a whole sheet of tissue/toilet paper to wipe your dick is incredibly wasteful. I tear off a tiny little piece and just dab my urethra, like clotting a nick from shaving

 

we can’t help someone that disturbed.

 

What thread is this?

 

This is unreal, I have so many questions. Let's start from the beginning, when did you start wasting a tissue on a little dick dribble? Did someone teach this to you when you were a child? Also did your mom or dad buy bulk tissues every time they went to the store?

 

This is obviously a Larry David bit that we all forgot

 

The penis wiping stuff is so bizarre that everyone completely overlooked Shawn sitting down to piss at work because it “encourages bowel movements.”

 

Get me out of here

 

Some of y'all suffer from LBL it seems like

 

I sit down to pee every single time at home

 

How long does it take you to piss that you need to take your phone?

Some of you guys may need to see a urologist.

 

It’s nice to have a dry dick when you pull up your boxers and pants. Not really that much else to it.

 

I like to feel the cold pee dribbles on my boxers to remind me how manly I am

 

Saw a former colleague take a tissue with him before going to the urinal and he told me he always does it to wipe his dick. Makes sense. Now, I don’t wipe when I’m at the urinal, but if I’m at home or in a cabin/solo bathroom? Sure.

 

It can be relaxing to just sit there in solitude reading an article or something.

 

Do you pee with your pants around your ankles?

 

Every urinal in Canada looks like this:

 

and how wet are you guys' dicks getting from taking a whiz? Is my penis just really efficient at pushing all of the urine out and leaving a nice, dry tip?

 

You know Leon wipes his dick.

 

No, do you?

 

Correct. So kinda hard to drop your pants to your ankles. Good for the butt too.

 

Presumptively to keep the knees of his pants stain-free

 

Its a real problem in the Big Johnson Community, so I've heard

 

Is the dick wiping a circ/foreskin issue

 

Two Guys Peeing off a bridge-
One guy looks over at the other- "Man, This water is Cold!

"Yeah...It's deep, Too"

 

I keep flushable wipes in my pocket to really clean up the head, shaft, balls and taint after using a urinal