Truth be told, my wife does this like twice a month. I’ll come home and she’ll be on a stool in the kitchen and murmur something about things being in our line of sight or I’ll looking for ibuprofen in the bathroom only to find out it’s been moved off-site.
If you ask where something is and she answers "where it goes," you're legally allowed to commit murder
My latest gripe with the ole lady is all the skincare products. There are 2-3 bottles/tubes/etc of different products on both night stands and the dresser. And none of them are closed all the way. It's a total mess. I don't even have anywhere to put my fleshlight.
2-3 on each. so that puts us at 9 that are just sitting out. not to mention the entire bathroom closet and medicine cabinet.
My wife got in a kick where they’d watch the Facebook people sell jewelry. Over the course of two months the did that weekly. I have two grocery bags full of necklaces and shit sitting in a closet that will never be worn.
We had 4 shelves built in when we redid our shower. We were gonna have 2, but decided 4. Half the time I don't have room for my shower beer because her 3 shelves aren't enough, she needs to use mine as well.
Haha, I think all girls go through a selling some weird product phase... My wife chose lip gloss, Lipsense I think. I knew immediately this was a terrible idea but she was determined. It was around 200 bucks to start, and then she did a few postings (I reminded her how annoying “those people” are after each one). She hustled hard with it for 3-4 months then I noticed the packages stopped being shipped out, she stopped posting, etc. Didn’t really say anything for about a month then asked her about it. She said, “yeah, I gave up on it. I think I only lost about 100 bucks, that’s pretty good, right?” ...........
it’s so stupid, my gf is not that type but one of my friends wife is selling stupid little cheap ass jewelry. The woman owns a goddam Volvo truck concessionnaire. She works crazy hours and is basically a multi millionnaire if she decides to sell...I don’t get it. She is not an idiot either.
i am so sorry friend, remember that it probably makes her happy...we sell happiness, there is no price tag on happiness. I have some good deals just for her, tell her to pm me and we will work something out so she gets a nice little threat. She deserves it, don’t you think?
Me too bro Me too Constant shit level stuff showing up and its always like 50% off such a great deal I always ask what other websites she checked to see how good of a deal and always get a "you're an asshole" response
hate it when my wife moves all my bags of facebook jewelry around. i left them on the table for a reason.
Paparazzi jewlery- Lead and nickel free! Everything $5.00! Yay! We have a friend of a friend selling it too. My wife has watched a couple times, but only one purchase so far. She wasn't impressed thank god. She mainly watched the comments and laughed...
Never ceases to amaze me people are still fooled by MLM's, despite all the information out there at this point.
JFC. Last night she says “hey, let’s get breakfast burritos tomorrow morning.” Instead of going to the place we always go, she turns it into a “let’s find a new place!” search and then now wants to actually go with to pick up but has to go put on makeup first.
This bitch is like “let’s spend quality time together” and I’m like “you can sit quietly in the passengers seat while I drive through at Arbys”
I get this all the time. The 15-minute drive to pick up a Target order isn’t quality time. Neither is me having to watch some dumb shit from your childhood like Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Last night was our last night to be able to get hammered in Detroit (seeing her two cousins and their spouses, so 3 couples staying here) because we're driving to Cleveland really early Sunday. So I definitely adhered to that directive as did the other two guys. Today, we were awaken at 7:30am to assemble an outdoor sectional couch so the girls could hang out more comfortably by the pool. There are already daybed and chair options but apparently this was that urgent. All 3 males were injured to some degree during this endeavor.
those MLMs are entirely predicated on guilt purchases. My wife has a handful of items from those parties because she feels bad not supporting her friend. I'm convinced no one willingly buys any of it
So more like stupid thing I did, but I made my wife dinner and left it on the counter while she was on a work call. The dog counter surfed and ate it while I was out of the kitchen. I told her I was in the bathroom, but really I was out buying more bourbon.
Sitting on couch with kids. wife: can you start a load of laundry? I’m going up to shower (Proceeds to watch wife walk from one end of the house to the other, in to the laundry room. Stays in there a few minutes and starts walking upstairs) me: did you really just ask me to start a load of laundry, spend a few minutes in the laundry room, and not take the 30 seconds to start a load of laundry? Wife: I’ve wanted to shower for the last 30 minutes and don’t have time. Narrators voice: she has nothing but time
Look I get that my wife is from Europe and this is her first full summer in the US but if I hear "it's too fucking hot" one more time I'm going to shove an ice pick into my ear
The dumb shit your gf did in this case was leaving a place with a pleasant summer to this third world country imo
I was living in Florida after I left Europe but she was only there for fall/winter/spring. Outside of Denver right now; it’s been in the mid to upper 90s all week and not a cloud to be seen other than wildfire smoke. I’m currently trying to get out of the Air Force and go reserves early so we can move back.
Spent a decent amount of time in Colorado in August/September and I would kill men for it to be Colorado hot in Alabama right now. The feeling of getting in my car after it’s been in a parking lot all day is pure hell
Haha my wife is terrible in the car. We go to leave somewhere in the summer and turn the AC on at a reasonable level. We aren’t even out of the driveway yet and she’s like OMG it’s so hot in here! She proceeds to turn the air up full blast (as its blowing hot air on her) and just pouts until it’s comfortable. Haha, can’t win.
The best part is I get it just as bad in the winter because she hates when it’s below freezing too. This is what I get for marrying someone who lived in southern England where the temperature ranges from “a bit chilly” to “a tad warm”. They also don’t do ceiling fans in the UK (which considering their lack of air conditioners and window screens is kinda a trifecta of WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HATE COMFORT) so having the air moving in the house is a new experience to her too.