Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. IHHH

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    or just to turn the timer on and off
     
  2. cutig

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    Putting a lasagna in the oven to sit and wait for the late afternoon?
     
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  3. IHHH

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    yes, you think we could get food poisoning for heating a lasagna slowly? Nothing in there is raw
     
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  4. WillySaliba

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    I’ll accept that answer. Knowing when its up to temp as well. My FIL also has one that’s a dehydrator as well, would be cool for that because I forget I dehydrate shit all the time.
     
  5. cutig

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    Bacteria grows between 40f and 140f whether it's raw or not.
     
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  6. IHHH

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    bacteria is what makes my gf lasagna so good


    But ok, I will remember that and just take the none wifi oven with the kick ass look :)
     
  7. WillySaliba

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    When you start getting strep throat, you’ll be sorry.
     
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  8. ned's head

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    I was excited about my wifi washer/dryer because it would tell my lazy ass when my laundry was done. And then I realized that my wife does a lot of laundry and it got annoying
     
  9. Butthead

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    Can I interest you in a wifi ice maker perhaps?
     
  10. bigred77

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    This isn't exactly the direction I ment to take this thread
     
  11. Capt Wigs

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    Younger than you.
     
  12. WillySaliba

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    Would you rather have a wifi oven or microwave?
     
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  13. bigred77

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    Actually looking at the combo oven with microwave built in sets
     
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  14. CF3234

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    That’s what I have. Love it.
     
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  15. IHHH

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    It sounds awesome but i changed my stance. I think I would be a little intimidated everytime I walk in my own house knowing that this thing could probably turn into transformers and stab me with a chicken wing bone.
     
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  16. bigred77

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    I don't think that will actually happen
     
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  17. IHHH

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    Yeah sure, and then this shit happens

     
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  18. bertwing

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    Sounds great and all but please don’t actually do this
     
  19. Why?Pokes

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    My intuition is that NYC-bred LadyPokes does not share the healthy respect for weather-related issues of prairie-bred Why?Pokes.

    Here’s what the home screen of weatherchannel.com looked like today:

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    Now, it’s not an all-hands-on-deck situation, but we’ve got a decent +50mph wind, 2 in/hr rain going down. Enough that you might consider some basic precautions.

    Told her I was down to bundle up and knock out some reading/chores today. Was countered with: hiking, running, or teaching the baby to swim.

    *thinks* how about something that doesn’t involve the risk of impalement from falling trees
     
  20. HotMic

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    NOTE TO SELF : DON’T EAT THE LASAGNA AT IHHH ’S HOUSE
     
  21. Shawn Hunter

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    Hold up they now make regular sized ovens that can also be microwaves?
     
  22. bigred77

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    No
     
  23. NineteenNine

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    wifi for an oven? what in tarnation?
     
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  24. WhiskeyDelta

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    TIL my wife is afraid of hammocks
     
  25. Name P. Redacted

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    Must have had a bad experience with a banana hammock
     
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  26. Open Carry

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  27. shawnoc

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    . I now need one just so that the next time I leave the house and my wife asks, “did we turn the oven off?”...
    (Doesn’t matter whether we cooked any meals that day, btw)
     
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  28. jbr

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    We are a year into the pandemic. My wife hasn’t gotten her hair done the entire time. In the grand scheme of things, not really much of a sacrifice. Her and I also got our first shot 10 days ago.

    Guess who is sitting inside of a salon for the next three hours because she just couldn’t wait any longer. 7-10 more days is just too much to ask when it’s already been 50x that.
     
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  29. ashy larry

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    she has to get right she’s about to be able to see her boyfriend again
     
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  30. ugafish

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    I fail to see the stupidity of getting a much needed haircut unless you are saying she is stupid for waiting so long.
     
  31. Clown Baby

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    He’s saying that he would prefer she wait another week to get the second dose before spending hours indoors at a salon
     
  32. ugafish

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    Exactly, that’s just not very stupid
     
  33. Clown Baby

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    It’s not but he’s also got a kid with asthma so why not wait. We’ve all gone this far
     
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  34. ugafish

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    Well that’s some worthy context supporting his post
     
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  35. Clown Baby

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    If you hung out in the Atlanta thread more you’d know this
     
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  36. jbr

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  37. WillySaliba

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    His fan of indicates he should be an active member of that thread.
     
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  38. ned's head

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    It's going to be so weird to have someone who isn't my wife cut my hair
     
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  39. Imurhuckleberry

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    Can't wait until the story about him having to ask his wife to reboot the oven.
     
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  40. bertwing

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    Try looking in the mirror lmao
     
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  41. WhiskeyDelta

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    So I’m in quarantine this week and my Bess Frenn is bringing me groceries so I can make food during my ten days in the gulag. I asked her to bring me some corn chips so I can make nachos and she got me nacho-cheese flavored store-brand Doritos. Which are fine, but not for nacho-making. Brits just don’t understand Mexican food.
     
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    @auburn tigers
     
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  43. One Two

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    I’d recommend popping them in a toaster oven topped which some pepper jack cheese. You can even top with some pickled jalapeños
     
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  44. Ty Webb

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    Based on my experience over there they don't understand most food.
     
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  45. WhiskeyDelta

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    It's not as bad as all that from living here; it's mostly the older generations that grew up on tinned food cuz of the depression/war/depression again. Plus an influx of South Asian/East Asian/Caribbean immigrants in the 70s brought their food here so there's bomb ass curry and Thai food in most towns.
     
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  46. wes tegg

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    Yeah, curry is pretty much the national dish now.
     
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  47. WhiskeyDelta

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    1) Fried stuff (fish, sausages, mushrooms, potatoes)
    2) stuff with gravy on it
    3) things that sound like dessert but are not (black pudding, Yorkshire pudding, pies)
    4) things that sound like beverages but sometimes are beverages and some times are a mid afternoon snack and sometimes are dinner and also are some times a beverage: tea
    5) curry
     
  48. WillySaliba

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    I’ll never get over how disgusting their breakfasts are.
     
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  49. Baron

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    Don’t they do like baked beans on toast or something?
     
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  50. BayouMafia

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    baked beans, black pudding, grilled tomatoes, mushrooms, and the worst way to prepare bacon
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