Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. ned's head

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    And just think - that's the pretty picture for the internet.
     
  2. WillySaliba

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    Yeah when you see a buffet you want to fucking vomit.
     
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  3. Clown Baby

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    Some Auburn man you are. He’s gonna want to steam those Doritos in a double boiler then enjoy them with a soaking wet hoagie
     
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  4. One Two

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    You forgot the Kraft’s Italian dressing on the sandwich part
     
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  5. Capt Wigs

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    What is the hockey puck looking thing on top?
     
  6. IHHH

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    black pudding

    If you don’t know what it is, Its main ingredient is pork blood
     
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  7. Boom TittyMilk

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  8. ugafish

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    Doritos make for very good nachos. I had them in Auburn one time.
     
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  9. WhiskeyDelta

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    Let’s not bad mouth blood sausage, ok.
     
  10. IHHH

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    i don’t know if I can do that.

    but seriously when it is quality it can be good. When it’s cheap it’s awful
     
  11. NineteenNine

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    Me: Tee time is at 11:30, what time you want to leave the house?

    her: 10:30

    current sitch: 10:34 and she’s drying her hair.

    :shocker:
     
  12. LetItSoak

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    You golf with your wife?
     
  13. Upton^2

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    Classic Wednesday mid morning tee time. Love to see it
     
  14. ButchCassidy

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    What's wrong with that? I've gotten my wife to go twice with me.
     
  15. Clown Baby

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    Making my wife play from the black tees because of gender equality and losing badly
     
  16. LetItSoak

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    Nothing wrong with it, just surprising. For pretty much everyone I play with it's the 1 thing they do without their wives.
     
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  17. Shunface

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    Im trying to get mine to play.

    It’s just more golf. I’m still going to play with the boys.
     
  18. NineteenNine

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    Yeah. Pretty much all the time.
     
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  19. bigred77

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    Sucks being married to your bff, doesn't it?
     
  20. NineteenNine

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    :ohgosh:
     
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  21. DriveByBBQ

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    Also golf with the wife.
     
  22. REGGNECK

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    Team maybe when we old
     
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  23. Name P. Redacted

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    Yeah I got a shaft and balls my wife can play with amirite fellas
     
  24. Clown Baby

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    [​IMG]
     
  25. Snakes

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    My wife wouldn’t play golf in a million fucking years.
     
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  26. Festus McBadass

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    Mine won’t even try the range
     
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  27. Snakes

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    Mine did top golf once and that was enough for her. I
     
  28. Goose

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    My ex gf would quit early every single time we played. Thank god we never played anything except par 3 courses. Didn’t matter if we were playing 9 or 18
     
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  29. fattmante

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    I guess my question is why is she washing her hair when it’s just going under a hat for four hours
     
  30. NineteenNine

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    this is an excellent question.
     
    #11780 NineteenNine, Mar 31, 2021
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  31. DistantFactor

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    I got the wife into golf and it just doubled the amount of time I got to play. Then I had kids and she’s played once in the last 7 years.

    On a more related note my wife’s been trying to help more cleaning up the kitchen, cooking dinner and cleaning has been my domaine, and it’s been a fun game of what’s in the garbage disposal ever since.

    Here is a recent addition:
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  32. Doc Louis

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    What was it before she tried to get rid of it?
     
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  33. devine

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    Mine doesn’t golf but she enjoys to go and drive the cart, get sun, and be the radio DJ. It’s a really good time assuming you hopefully enjoy the company of your SO
     
  34. Joe Withabee

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    Mine wants to go when my friends gf goes. She sits in the cart on her phone, doesn’t watch my ball when I tee off to help, and I end up wanting to kill her by the 8th hole. She sucks
     
  35. DistantFactor

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    A shot glass.
     
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  36. Funshot Residue

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    Fuckin shot now.
     
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  37. ned's head

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    My wife hasn't golfed once in the 9 years we've been together, but she does enjoy moving her clubs with us every time we move
     
  38. WhiskeyDelta

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    Just going to stop by and say I hate golf.

    have a pleasant day.
     
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  39. bigred77

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    My 2 BIL's wanted to get me golfing, I don't golf like ever , but thought it would be fun to hang out with them every so often

    Wife suddenly decided she wanted to learn to play too so she could join us

    My bil's never brought it up again
     
  40. WillySaliba

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    Going to a wedding today. First off it’s Friday, and Good Friday. I don’t care much about that, just think it’s a bit odd. Second it’s outdoors, which I get, Covid. Now let’s bring that into context. In my corner of the world it could be 70 on a really warm day, mid 50’s on a normal day and 30s on a cool day. It was 26 when I woke up this morning. Current forecast for game time is 35 with winds out of the NW at 15mph. Feel like I am dressing for a football game in December.

    Well done bride, hope you enjoy your special day, you fucking nitwit. No we will not be attending the reception. Declined because of Covid months ago.
     
  41. NineteenNine

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    why even go to the wedding then?
     
  42. Jimmy the Saint

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    If already going for the ceremony I'd at least stick around for some food and open bar.
     
  43. NineteenNine

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    [​IMG]

    literally the only reason to go to weddings.
     
  44. WillySaliba

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    We said we would go knowing that this would be a possibility. I don't really care, I can bundle up. The wife needs to dress accordingly, not my problem but I told her whatever she wears we will just bring a blanket.
    Getting our shots Tuesday, I'm not fucking around and eating a drinking in some barn, plus it's 90 minutes away.
     
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  45. Jimmy the Saint

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    Seems like a good reason to not go at all.
     
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  46. El Tiburon

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    Is the bride hot?
     
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  47. WillySaliba

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    Sure, there are like 8 or 9 bridesmaids so it should be nip city.
    Sure, there are like 8 or 9 bridesmaids so it should be nip city.
     
  48. WhiskeyDelta

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    Quarantine ends tomorrow so it's Sex Day for the first time in 5 months.

    Edit: to clarify she's been in the UK since November
     
    #11798 WhiskeyDelta, Apr 2, 2021
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  49. Clown Baby

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    *bonk*
     
  50. IHHH

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    congrats, do not blow your load too soon