Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Clown Baby

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    My wife, Starla, is in her bulking phase so we’re spending way more than $400 a month on food/supplements
     
  2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    To go with the theme when I was a little kid (elementary school or so) my friend Keith had a brother in high school and he got us all calling Keith a “cool nickname” - Queef.
     
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  3. Daddy Rabbit

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    Keef , from now on you're Queef

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  4. Keef

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    Unbelievable
     
  5. Snakes

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    all this twat talk reminds me of one of the best jokes ever told

     
  6. Nandor the Relentless

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    So what’s her plan to keep the weight off when she eventually quits that diet?
     
  7. Clown Baby

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    the fuck does it matter? Just be happy for her and Marbles
     
  8. Nandor the Relentless

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    Well it matters because weight lost due to that kind of diet isn’t normally sustainable once you get off the diet.
     
  9. Marbles

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    No. It’s a valid concern. Apparently there’s a transition phase. You don’t just stop the diet cold turkey. Your transition to not so many meal replacements. And long term just learn to eat healthy instead of diets consisting of fast food and Alfredo. (Women love pasta and carbs)

    Just proud of her for getting healthy. I overcame addiction and alcoholism. This is her journey to take. Not mine.
     
  10. Name P. Redacted

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    She has to run a mile for every stupid post you make.
     
  11. Clown Baby

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    Mrs. Marbles: “I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days and 16 hours.”
     
  12. Marbles

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  13. Daddy Rabbit

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  14. Nandor the Relentless

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  15. Tro lo lo

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    Just got into a disagreement with the wife because she is mad that I don’t do meals the way she does. We split our groceries and meals, and it is supposed to be a week on, week off. She starts on a Monday and ends on a Monday. I start on Monday and end on Sunday.

    She is mad that I don’t do it “her way.” Wrong? Always doing an extra day? We event back and forth on it, and surprise, she is stubborn and won’t say she is wrong.
     
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  16. wes tegg

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    I'm so confused.
     
  17. Clown Baby

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  18. Tro lo lo

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    Typed this all on my phone, pissed, right before dinner and it doesn't make much sense. TL/DR version is the wife wants me to get groceries and cook for 8 days, but calls it a week, and when I tell her that isn't a week, she stops speaking to me.
     
  19. El Tiburon

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    Call me crazy but I’d trade an extra day of work for being able to still have sex.
     
  20. a.tramp

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    Not saying I am on her side, just choose your battles.
     
  21. ohhaithur

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    Has your wife been reading the most popular bodybuilding post in history?

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    https://forum.bodybuilding.com/show...e0214ab2&p=167242971&viewfull=1#post167242971
     
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  22. IHHH

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  23. Clown Baby

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    Love when my posts go viral on straight bodybuilding forums
     
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  24. Tro lo lo

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    Update: made delicious dinner. Sex is back on the table. Still think a week is 7 days, but not telling her. Appreciate the thoughts and prayers.
     
  25. jbr

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    It’s a thing to be married and split groceries? How is that not a constant point of contention?
     
  26. ned's head

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    My wife and I used to alternate going to the grocery store and doing the meal planning for the week and have separate bank accounts, so I guess we technically did. But we eventually learned that life is best if I handle everything food related
     
  27. ohhaithur

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    It's probably a reasonable one. Better than bickering every night when everyone's tired and hungry right?
     
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  28. Fuck this

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    Nights I work late she makes dinner or grabs takeout. 3 nights a week I don’t work late I cook. Seems like a pretty decent deal honestly. When I go to the store Monday I normally buy a few things for her to make so she doesn’t have to go to the store either.
     
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  29. IHHH

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    If the meals are an issue as a couple you need to just move on, it’s the easiest thing to plan. And it’s fun
     
  30. ohhaithur

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    They do plan. They just have one person shop and then cook them one week then the other the next

    The person who does groceries gets to plan/buy/cook and the other gets to relax. But they alternate. Sounds great honestly
     
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  31. IHHH

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    Yes, if it works smoothly. That’s my point. That operation should go smoothly, if not that relationship might not be ideal
     
  32. ohhaithur

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    that's why he's here. It sounds like it works great except she thinks weeks are 8 days
     
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  33. Tro lo lo

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    It has worked pretty well for close to 15 years. She just complained that I wasn't doing enough days, and I told her she was just always doing one too many.
     
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  34. bertwing

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    Is your wife British?
     
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  35. CF3234

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    I mean if she’s doing Monday to Monday, by default wouldn’t you be doing Tuesday-Sunday? Meaning for 15 years your wife cooked 8 days a week and you cooked 6
     
  36. wes tegg

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    She is not.
     
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  37. NP13

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    Be a lot cooler if she was
     
  38. Tro lo lo

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    I would always do 7, so it would always move one day.
     
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  39. CF3234

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    Look, she's completely wrong about the amount of days in a week, but for 8 years you got away with doing less work. So team your wife here.
     
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  40. jbr

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    Won’t get bagels cut in half at bagel shop because apparently they go stale faster that way. Comes home and does this…

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  41. Clown Baby

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    At least she’s not from St Louis
     
  42. jbr

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    Entry two for me today…
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  43. Dump

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  44. Clown Baby

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    She’s gonna divorce your ass if she ever finds out you posted that
     
  45. jbr

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    Psh

    I already told her

    No shame in my house
     
  46. IHHH

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    That’s what happens when you’ve done too much butt sex

    it’s God’s way of punishing you both
     
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  47. Capstone 88

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    What

    what is a steroid poop?
     
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  48. jbr

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    She’s been on prednisone this week for a secondary infection from a cold
     
  49. One Two

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    At least she isn’t taking creatine
     
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  50. Clown Baby

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    As if you don’t know